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Penname: UzamakiMasumi [Contact]
Real name: A.R. Painter
Membership status: Member
Member since: 13/10/10
Beta-reader: Yes
I really dislike the stupid hyper silliness of my old bio, so I'm a writing a new one now. From scratch! Oh, gosh. I haven't written a bio in so long. How does one even begin? *thinks for like a split second* Yosh! Let's go! Gambatte! Fight!

Self-introduction start! *huge ginormous thumbs up* *suddenly realizes that this bio is turning into a silly, childlike one, too* -_- *shakes away slightly gloomy thoughts* ARP! I'm a seal! No, seriously, those are my initials, and they make the sound that seals make, so I'm a seal. *nods very serious like*

Righto, self-introduction continued!
Name: ARP (full name not disclosed)
Birth Date: April 19th
Age: Not disclosed (good luck guessing ^_~)
Height: last measured at 5ft 1 3/4in (but that was months ago!)
Measurements: just kidding! No way would I tell you that!
Zodiac sign: Aries (but I don't really believe in that stuff, just find it interesting)
Blood Type: Unknown!

music: Audio Adrenaline, Newsboys, Jars of Clay, Jeremy Camp, Toby Mac
clothing: thrift stores, garage sales, Forever 21, long feminine skirts, oldies 80's stuff, vintage, boy lolita (NEVER girl lolita)
food: anything that looks cute, cheese, lollipops, Swedish Fish, saltwater taffy, lasagna, sushi, sashimi, Turkish, Greek, Vietnamese, Thai, Mongolian, curry, FONDU!

music: hardcore rap (enjoys light rap and hiphoppy rap quite a bit), screamo, heavy metal, emo music, anything that's not uplifting, most dubstep (admits there are some good dubsteps that are great for dancing to
clothing: leggings worn as pants, push-up bras, cleavage, lowrider jeans (they're so uncomfortable plus terribly unflattering in most cases!), female shirts that are so thin that even with two tanks underneath can still see bra and yet the shirt is the most expansive brand at the store, Aeropostle, American Eagle (with the exception of one or two pieces of clothing)
food: beef liver (lovers chicken livers), fois gras (nastiest shit on earth), extremely rich desserts

My Type: Hahaha! Guess! Okay, so I'm actually kind of sadistic and teasing, and my type is weak (or lightly toned), cute, happy, gentle, feminine guys. But not shy guys! They've got to be able to bring me out of my bubble because I'm actually naturally quite shy myself, an interesting combination with my sadism. But I also like height, lots of height. Tall guys are good. Very good. As long as they still fit the other requirements. *nods*

Random Fact: I currently have strips of blue and lime green in my hair because my sister and I did it on a whim when she came up to visit me during her spring break.


End self-introduction. ^_^

I'm a nickname giver. They are usually based off of first impressions and often make no sense, even to myself at times, and have the most random sources behind them. Here are the nicknames I've given out so far.
JubileeOfPuppies: Ingo-chan, Yuu-chan, her real name that SHALL NOT BE DISCLOSED HERE
SILVERWOLF1213: Wolfy-chan
Hazard: Hazzy
Shadow4000: Ka-chan
RowanRose: Peanut (short for Peanut Butter Girl)
Sasaui Uchiha: Sasa-chan
Shizake Uchiha: Shi-chi, Shi-nii (cuz he's my virtual big bro of course X3)
nkbz: Buta-chi, Sekkai-kun (is currently called Sekkai-kun)
purpledinosaur: Dino
Oma Zah Zur Ring: Zahzah-chan
Silver Mist Guild: Simigu-chan
____: Wakawaka (she's an OC of Peanut, but I've used her nickname so much I can no longer recall her real name!)
Uchiha Kokoro: KK-chan
Keitaro: Ya-chan
Katari: Alphabet-kun
Kazan: Zebra-kun

I'm also a nickname receiver. I always welcome new nicknames of any sort. I find them quite fun. They don't even have to make sense. I just ask that you don't make something inappropriate.
JubileeOfPuppies: Sumi-cha
DropDeadThenDance: Masumi-chibi
Shadow4000: Miya-chan
RowanRose: UzuRose-chan, Ma-cha, Miya-chi, maybe Auddie-pie :3
SILVERWOLF1214: Mimi-chan
DestinyGirl: Miya-chan
SasauiUchiha: Niji-chan
Kado(he is an OC): Emi-chan
Kazan (an OC): Hei-chan
Oni Nexus: Audi-chan

My Naruto Top 5 Males
1. Zabuza
2. Kabuto
3. Haku
4. Minato
5. Genma
6. Oro-chi (Orochimaru)

I know this is a really weird thing to put on here, but I'm going to do it anyway because I really enjoy drinking tea, and I drink it a lot, so...
My Top Five Teas
1. Chamomile
2. Rosehip
3. Green
4. Peppermint
5. Lemon Ginger
6. Orange Pekoe
And I hate all fruit tea. I don't count lemon as fruit tea because it actually uses the skin, which doesn't taste quite the same as using the fruity part. Also, orange pekoe has not got anything to do with the fruit.

I am aware that my "top five" lists have six items in them in actuality! Deal with it! That's what happens when one is bad at decision making and choosing. :3

So, there are a few other miscellaneous things to put here. I'm (CLEARLY) a manga addict, but I actually prefer shojo over shonen quite a bit. I love cute and adorable romances. But what I love even more than cute and adorable stories are really messed up, layered plots with lots of heartache and demented developments. Because of that, my other favorite manga genre is seinen, which is actually meant for males but of a different, older age range. A big determining factor for my love of a manga is its art as well. I love certain styles to great extremes. Most of these styles are older art styles in terms of manga, but I still prefer them. I like beautiful manga. Details are nice, but really it's more the feel of the flow of the lines. One such manga with art I greatly appreciate is Wallflower. Another is 07 Ghost, and yet others include Mana, Kuro Bara Alice,

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Stories by UzamakiMasumi

Title: Reality Check by UzamakiMasumi
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 122]
Summary: DROPPED

Audriana never claimed to be perfect. That would be too ludicrous. Despite her outer appearances, she was one severely messed up teenager. And, yes, I did mean appearances with an s. Depending on who she was with, there was always a different personality. Audriana was an actress, and she used her skill to keep herself in check. It kept her from exploding on the world around her, and—more importantly—it kept her from getting close to people. She learned to read people and to react in just the right way for each person, no matter what the situation was. But what if one day something radical happened? What if this event brought her into contact with people who could catch her off guard, who could get to her? What if her world was suddenly turned upside down, causing her to face a whole new sort of reality?

Hey. My name is Audriana. I can be cheerful and innocent, or I can be the devil. Which would you like? Just don’t try to be my best friend. I don’t have “best friends” or "friends" period. They'll only betray you in the end.
Category: OC-centric, General Fiction > Naruto, Het Romance > Fluff, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World
Characters: All, Haku, Kabuto Yakushi, Konohamaru Sarutobi, OC, Zabuza
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: Twisted Reality
Chapters: 27 | Completed: No | Word count: 60480 | Read count: 39081 [Report This]
Published: 10/02/12 | Updated: 06/08/14

Title: Little Pieces of Me by UzamakiMasumi
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: This is basically a collection of little pieces of me. That could mean a poem, a rant, or a random thought on life that I wanted to share with you guys. Or maybe I just didn't have anywhere else to put it and didn't want to forget it. X3 Read if you want. Enjoy if you want. Lend me your thoughts in return if you want. ^_^
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction > Poems, Non-Naruto Fiction > Original stories
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, General, Humor, Poetry, Spiritual
Warnings: Drabble
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 824 | Read count: 2078 [Report This]
Published: 30/01/13 | Updated: 01/02/13

Title: Interchangeable Parts by UzamakiMasumi
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 6]
Hotaru is your average sheltered middleschooler. Despite the fact that their family owns dojo, she has not been taught to fight because women should be elegant and sweet, gentle and loving, needing protection, not being the protector. She works hard to get good grades in school. She always treats her parents and teachers with respect. She's suffered a bit for the bit of European blood she has coursing through her veins, but she's made friends despite that.

She's friendly and cheerful with all of her classmates, which happen to be only girls because she has attended an all girls school since the start of her education. The only boys she comes into contact with are her seven brothers who love her to death. Her favorite treat is pocky, and she loves to read manga. Pretty average, right? Oh, and her brothers secretly train her in kendo at night. She's always wondered why her two oldest brothers are so intent on her learning despite their parents wishes, but she took well to kendo and let it be. Will learning martial arts lead to a dangerous twist in her life, or will it save her?
Category: OC-centric, General Fiction > Naruto, Het Romance > Fluff, General Fiction > Pre-Series, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World
Characters: Anko Mitarashi, Asuma Sarutobi, Clan Hyuuga, Genma Shiranui, Hayate Gekkou, Hidden Leaf Ninja, Itachi Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Rin, Sarutobi Hiruzen (Sandaime Hokage), Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage)
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Mystery, Supernatural
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1797 | Read count: 2605 [Report This]
Published: 24/07/12 | Updated: 24/07/12