Real name: Jordan Majszak
Membership status: Member
Member since: 08/08/07
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Beta-reader: Yes
Yeah, I'm a guy who writes Naruto fanfiction while listening to thrash metal music while studying Poli Sci in college. weird, ain't it? That's about all there is to me. Music is my muse; all of my fanfics have been heavily inspired by a medley of heavy metal songs. If you can find them, give yourself a cookie. ;)
Other than heavy metal, I listen to mainly hardcore punk, classic rap and rapcore, along with prog rock like Pink Floyd.
In terms of Naruto fanfiction, I'm still mainly feeling my way out for what particularly interests me. I tend to like the darker side of fanfiction, since it tends to explore ideas of relevance, as well as appeals to my somewhat macabre tastes. In terms of pairings, I'm pretty open minded. My favorite right now is Naru/Saku. I like the relationship dynamics, and it gives me a nice sandbox to play around with.
My fanfics are posted on fanfiction.net under the penname "Sarcastic Avenger" since "Silent Witness" was already taken (damn!).
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 9]
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs
Characters: Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Shikamaru Nara, Rock Lee, Sarutobi Hiruzen (Sandaime Hokage), Tsunade, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dark
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2486 | Read count: 5646 [Report This]
Published: 08/12/07 | Updated: 02/05/08
Date: 08/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Well, so far this pretty interesting. The first chapter is a little impersonal, but so long as you spice up later chapters with more dialogue that shouldn't be a problem.
As for pairings: I vote no pairings at least until a little while down the road.
Rated: 12/12A [Reviews - 2]
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Sakura Haruno, Shikamaru Nara, Tsunade, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama
Warnings: AU, Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2718 | Read count: 1817 [Report This]
Published: 08/12/07 | Updated: 08/12/07
Date: 08/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: I guess I really have no idea...
Maybe it's just me, but this fic doesn't seem complete as a one shot. To me, it seems like the buildup chapter for a detailed and well written fanfic; what I'm trying to say is, that, well, I need more cowbell. :)
Author's Response: Thank you for the review, it\'s very nice to hear praise of my writing! ^^\r\n\r\nI\'m afraid this will stay a oneshot; I don\'t really have ideas for a longer story (ideas that are original, not overused), furthermore, I\'m writing another fic, which I will post once it\'s finished (and that\'s a multichapter one). Not to mention that I write very slowly, because English is not my native language, and I reread and edit the text several times. AND, this is my graduating year, which means I hardly have time to read fics, not to mention write and edit them. T.T School sure sucks.\r\n\r\nHowever, if you want me to, I\'ll notify you once my other fic is posted. It\'ll also be angsty, but a bit darker, and Naruto-centric.\r\n\r\nSorry for not giving you better news! Hope you still ike the fic. :3
Rated: U [Reviews - 12]
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Category: Essays & Tutorials > Writing Tutorials
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: No | Word count: 9432 | Read count: 18925 [Report This]
Published: 30/12/07 | Updated: 26/05/08
Date: 30/01/08 Title: Chapter 5: Your Summary
Great work, Tucka. Now, if only there were some way of making this a sticky so that everyone would have to read it.
Author's Response: To be honest, there is a way to put it as the special fic of the month that's on the front page, but I'd feel quiet the tool advertising myself. If you feel so, simply point new readers in the direction with a link and hope they get the idea. S'all good whatever happens.
Rated: PG [Reviews - 4]
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Shino Aburame, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: None
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1379 | Read count: 3439 [Report This]
Published: 05/02/08 | Updated: 05/02/08
Date: 05/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Agreement
Plz, Plz, I beg of you: stick to a consistent point of view. Either write the story from one person's point of view, or switch to a third person narrator.
As for the mpreg, I'm willing to suspend my disbelief since you are new here.
Author's Response: I\'ll definatly consider your comment but I personally like telling it from both their points of veiw because they both have such different points of veiw. \r\n\r\nAnd thank you for suspending your disbeliefs. ^^
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 4]
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1444 | Read count: 2774 [Report This]
Published: 15/02/08 | Updated: 17/02/08
Date: 16/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Meet the Consul
I think this as an interesting idea, and I look forward to reading more. I do have a few things to point out that might be helpful.
First, a dramatis personae might be helpful. Having a handy references about what position character's hold in this alternate world would be very helpful.
Second, this is really minor, but as a student of Roman history, I must note that since this republican period, the Consul of the Senate would be speaking about the good of the State (latin, Res Publica, the root of the modern "republic"). Just minor, but it will help with flavor.
Author's Response: Ah, hah. I\'m also taking a course on Rome and one in Latin, but it\'s easier to work with a plot having him speak of \"blah\" and corruption XD This was just a bit of an intro, characters shall be developed soon! I might write out a whole chapter in Latin, who know, (I\'m still trying to think of who the other Consul will be, so we\'ll see that too ^^\') It\'ll start moving faster soon. Sed, amo, ex fabula? It\'s getting there -_-
Date: 27/02/08 Title: Chapter 2: Questions in Regard
Sounds good. I hope to see more soon.
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 7]
Category:
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rock Lee, Temari, Tenten, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Kabuto Yakushi, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dark, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1845 | Read count: 2619 [Report This]
Published: 22/02/08 | Updated: 24/02/08
Date: 28/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: New World New Adventure
Well, you obviously need to post the other chapters for me to review them. I'm not a telepath :p
Well, let's see... I think it would be a good idea for you to spend more time describing what everything looks like than just just describing character interaction. Give us some clue what the world looks like, and what's going on around the heroes. It will make the fic seem more realistic.
Author's Response: Well yeah. I didn\'t want to spend too much time on that since they won\'t be there for a while. I will of course be doing that once we get to other parts of the Naruto \'verse
Date: 26/02/08 Title: Chapter 2: New Chuunin Team Emerges?
Well, i suppose this was going to happen soon or later...
Naruto is often compared to Dragon Ball, for better or worse. I can't make a judgment call right now, but I can offer some advice.
Have a friend proof your fics before you post them so that you can catch grammar and spelling errors. Plus, at a couple instances it looked like you changed ideas mid sentence, making things a bit awkward.
One lad note: please don't hold your reader's hostage like that. It's not a good way to get people to review your fics.
Author's Response: Well yeah. You should have know just by the title, which I may or may not change. In retrospect, I made these two chapters like last year may. That was when I first started making fanfics. I was rushing and wanted to get my ideas out quick. Don\'t worry though, these next feature of chapters will have much better dialouge, with better grammer and all. Plus more context within each chapter. So stay tuned for the next chapter.
Rated: R18 [Reviews - 10]
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Neji and Tenten
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 7528 | Read count: 1638 [Report This]
Published: 23/02/08 | Updated: 26/02/08
Date: 29/02/08 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 03
I think the biggest problem you have is your confidence, not anything with your writing. You need to be more confident of your own ideas, and don't apologize to your readers for every deviation from the established norm.
As I read it, it all flowed properly, so there is little need to worry about that factor. If something is really glaring, you might want to justify it. But I don't think Hinata exploding is particularly out there. It's ALWAYS the quiet ones you get surprised by. I know, I AM the quiet one. ;)
Your a good writer, and you are beginning to master the elements that makes a story engaging. As I read through, there weren't many dry patches, and the spelling/grammar was pretty good. There were a couple of word choice issues, but I'm pretty lenient about visual metaphors.
The only major problem I have with this story is the high school celebrity vs. legion of fangirls aspect. This is not your fault as a writer, it's more of something endemic to the entire genre. Maybe my high school was filled with feminists, but I never saw anything like this. Except in a few rare instances, it was the other way around: the women had the power and they knew it.
For future chapters, try nuance this dynamic a bit more. If you aren't careful, you can start to come across as misogynistic. And remember, your primary audience in fanfiction is likely to be women.
Author's Response: Thank you very much. I really appreciate you taking time out of your day to read my story.
Also, thank you very much for the constructive criticism. I\'ll try to watch the visual metaphors a bit more, and I\'ll definitely work on fixing the whole high school celebrity vs. legion of fangirls aspect. In fact, I\'ve already started coming up with ideas on how to change that in future chapters.
This really helped me, so I have to say it again: Thank you. =)
Rated: 12/12A [Reviews - 2]
Category: Orphan
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Dark, Horror, Supernatural
Warnings: Dark, Death
Challenges: , Songfics: Breaking the Mold
Challenge: , Songfics: Breaking the Mold
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 916 | Read count: 1622 [Report This]
Published: 24/02/08 | Updated: 24/02/08
Date: 24/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: Wolf
Ah, Iced Earth. One of my personal favorite bands. The fic works best if you listen to the song while you read it.
I think this is an interesting idea. Thanks for responding to my challenge. A little bit more description would have been good, but over all it is a good one.
Author's Response: Thanks. I enjoyed writing this fic, and I\'m glad you liked it.
Rated: R18 [Reviews - 19]
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Graphic lemon, Horror, Humor
Warnings: AU, Dark, Death, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: No | Word count: 34954 | Read count: 6717 [Report This]
Published: 28/02/08 | Updated: 21/09/08
Date: 27/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Minato Namikaze
I like where this is going. It's definitely shaking things up a bit.
As for pairings, I'm kind of partial to NaruSaku, but I won't stop reading your fic if that isn't what you pick.
Author's Response: I love NaruSaku as well, but alot of pairings have done to death, so I wanna do something different. But I\'m glad you\'ll continue reading this fic.
Rated: 18 [Reviews - 31]
Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric, General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: Gaara
Genres: Graphic lemon, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: No | Word count: 72180 | Read count: 6231 [Report This]
Published: 25/03/08 | Updated: 03/04/09
Date: 20/04/08 Title: Chapter 4: First Day at Gaara's
I'm rooting for Chouji now. (^_^)
Great chapter as always. It's a little silly, but I like silliness.
Rated: PG [Reviews - 2]
Queen Tsunade of the Nation of Leaves has sent Colonel Rock Lee on a mission to the Nation of Sand. Along with his partner, Private Naruto Uzumaki, he will learn of the mysterious Sultan and perhaps learn to thaw his frozen heart.
(I can't seem to figure out the character's part...so Gaara isn't the only character. I'll change that once I figure it out) Characters: Rock Lee, Gaara, Naruto, Deidara Warning: Will contain Yaoi in later chapters. GaaLee
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: Gaara
Genres: Fantasy
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 4402 | Read count: 5896 [Report This]
Published: 27/03/08 | Updated: 17/06/08
Date: 16/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Beginnings
This story is very well put together. Your writing is superb, as are your characterizations.
However, I am a bit hesitant about the Victorian-esque setting. This era get's romanticized a lot. So, I'm just wondering: how knowledgeable about this era are you?
Author's Response: I love the Victorian era and we are reading a ton of Victorian Literature in my AP Lit class.\r\nHowever, I might change it if it starts to draw away from Victorian era settings.
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 1]
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Kiba and Hinata, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Sakura Haruno, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shikamaru Nara, Sai, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 15454 | Read count: 4644 [Report This]
Published: 20/04/08 | Updated: 20/04/08
Date: 20/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: A Measure of Comfort
Very well done. A little bit heavy on the angst, but well written. I look forward to reading more.
And Shikamaru's emo moments are kind of fun. He's usually not portrayed that way.
Rated: 18 [Reviews - 12]
Warning: Hidan, blood and swearing.
Category: General Fiction > Timeskip
Characters: Akatsuki, Hidan, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Tobi, Zetsu
Genres: Dark, Drama
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2916 | Read count: 2097 [Report This]
Published: 29/04/08 | Updated: 02/05/08
Date: 29/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: I is for Interrogation
I like it. More background info would be nice, but you can always expand on that later. I think this is a good start for a longer story, if you do choose to continue writing it.
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 1]
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura, General Fiction > Naruto Shippuuden
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1866 | Read count: 2062 [Report This]
Published: 26/07/08 | Updated: 26/07/08
Date: 13/09/08 Title: Chapter 1: Endings
This is a good idea for a story. I hope you haven't abandoned it, because I really look forward to seeing how you develop this plot.