Real name: Ember Montana
Membership status: Member
Member since: 30/11/07
Website:
Beta-reader: Yes
I'M BACK. I'm back I'm back I'm back. We'll see if I still have any followers~
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 37]not just my friends can add a chapter, but thats just who i think will be the most involved.
Category: General Fiction
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai, Sarutobi Hiruzen (Sandaime Hokage), Asuma Sarutobi, Sasori, Temari, Tenten, Tobi, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Obito Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Kabuto Yakushi, Ino Yamanaka, Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage), Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 52 | Completed: No | Word count: 14341 | Read count: 40247 [Report This]
Published: 29/02/08 | Updated: 16/04/08
Date: 04/03/08 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 bungee jumping!!!
Yes, Shadow, you can join. *Le Gasp* NARUTO'S OVERDUE! GO INTO LABOR DAMNIT!
Date: 04/03/08 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29
Just lettin' y'all know... NOBODY CAN MAKE ME GO INTO LABOR BUT ME! If you do... I'LL F*****G SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN-SAMA!
Date: 06/03/08 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34
Meh heh heh... You people are nothing compared to me and Gaara when drunk. NOTHING I tell you... We can't drink right now though. I'm pregnant, so Gaara gets deprived to. Besides, drunk Shukaku is NOT fun...
GOING ON VACA! NO COMPUTER FOR A WEEK! SEE Y'ALL LATERZ!
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 9]Me any my OC Miyuki host this show where we sell........
Almost everything from the Narutoverse.
So what are you waiting for? Start calling us!!!
Category: General Fiction
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai, Sarutobi Hiruzen (Sandaime Hokage), Asuma Sarutobi, Sasori, Temari, Tenten, Tobi, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Obito Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Kabuto Yakushi, Ino Yamanaka, Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage), Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: General
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 636 | Read count: 3460 [Report This]
Published: 01/03/08 | Updated: 02/03/08
Date: 02/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: I thought cloning was illegal?
Frosty: YOU CLONED MY GAARA-KUN?!?! AND THERE WAS A CHANCE THAT HE WOULD GET HURT BECUAES OF IT! I'LL F*****G KILL YOU! PREGNANCY POWERS ACTIVATE!
Neko: If you don't want to die you can always give her the mask. At a 100% discount, of course. It's that or your live at the hands of an insane, pregnant, b***h...
Frosty: I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU DID THAT TO MY GAARACHU! DIE THOU CLONING SPAWN OF SATAN!
Author's Response: Miyuki: AHHH save me....I didnt do it......\r\nAria: YAY a review :D\r\nMiyuki: Excuse me this looks like a death threat!!\r\nAria: I know!:D I never got one b4\r\nMiyuki: any ways since you asked the mask is free :D\r\nAria: MY PROFITS!!\r\nMIyuki: YOU WANNA DIE WOMAN?\r\nAria: Good point...In my defence I say it was the goverment!!\r\nMiyuki: You work for a goverment lab?\r\nAria: ........no *unconvincing* I HEARD the goverment kidnapped Gaara a long time ago and cloned him.\r\nMiyuki: Right... and BTW after you recive the mask,frame it up and hide it. just in case the insane kakashi fangirl comes back.\r\nAria: *Shivers* What a weirdo b***h.glad she\'s gone. thank you C-Chan!
Date: 02/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: I thought cloning was illegal?
Frosty: Oh, don't worry. I can kill off the fangirls, no problem! *evil smirk* Here, little fangirls! Here, little fangirls!
*fangirls approach*
Frosty: *yanks out scythe* DIE IN THE NAME OF JASHIN!
Author's Response: Thats just great...Now i\'m scared. At least the insane fangirls are dead....good for you... BTW i\'m so bored, i\'m writing the second chapter already. ^_^
Date: 02/03/08 Title: Chapter 2: Its that scary ! Part 1
Ohh! Ohh! I wanna see! *leans in* Oh, and I'm sorry, Aria. I didn't mean to make you go emo! I just got mad. I do that when I'm pregnant. *starts to wail* I'M SORRY!
Author's Response: I know. That\'s what pregnancy feels like. My mom was like that when she had my sister......Bad time... bad times....
Rated: 12/12A
[Reviews - 6]Category: General Fiction
Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Sasori, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 384 | Read count: 4024 [Report This]
Published: 10/03/08 | Updated: 31/03/08
Date: 31/03/08 Title: Chapter 2: Kakuzu
Kakuzu's cheating on his money with... the straight jacket and room of money! Oh, wait till I tell his money-bath money...
Rated: R18
[Reviews - 10]
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Deidara, Itachi Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: No | Word count: 9671 | Read count: 4291 [Report This]
Published: 17/03/08 | Updated: 13/06/08
Date: 19/03/08 Title: Chapter 3: Hurt
It's... okay. Not great. Not bad, though. Not bad at all. Please continue your rapid updates, I appriciate them. Was to lazy to reveiw before. Gomen.
More line breaks will make it last longer.
Author's Response: Ya, i was updating fast before because i wasn\'t doing my homework for my online class. So, i might not be able to update so quickly anymore. Yes, line breaks are good. Will work on that. ^_^
Date: 25/03/08 Title: Chapter 4: Run
"made me instantly cheerful"
Sasuke? CHEERFUL? Do you have ANY idea how very DISTURBING this is? The end of the world is nigh!
Other than that? Good. Interesting. Update soon.
Author's Response: haha. good point. I mean as cheerful as sasuke can get. Which is like i slight raise of eyebrows i suppose. :P well, he had just stabbed himself, so i guess anyone can be cheerful after that. Updating soon! THANK-YOU FOR THE REVIEW ^_^
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 109]With me randomly singing and craving apples, Parinaz trying to go from Prep to Emo in order to get in Sasuke's pants, and 'Cameo-Apperance-Girl' randomly appearing and thwacking people on the head, it seems I've turned Naruto into a whacky musical!
Sound strange yet? Oh, you have NO idea...
Category: OC-centric
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: No | Word count: 24046 | Read count: 20157 [Report This]
Published: 18/03/08 | Updated: 22/04/09
Date: 30/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: I can see clearly now, the rain has gone...
I
Author's Response: Domo, Uncle Sas-uke! I less than three you <3 one 2!
Date: 30/08/08 Title: Chapter 2: Somewhere, over the rainbow...
I less then three this one 2.
Author's Response: Awws! Domo!
Rated: 18
[Reviews - 31]Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric, General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: Gaara
Genres: Graphic lemon, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: No | Word count: 72180 | Read count: 6231 [Report This]
Published: 25/03/08 | Updated: 03/04/09
Date: 25/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue
Kimimaro... you... are... alive! *glomps* OH MY JASHIN YOU ROCK! *huggles*
Wait! I'm supposed to be mad at you! Right! Okay, here goes! HOW DARE YOU AUCTION OFF MY GAARA-KUN'S HEART ON SOME T.V. SHOW? I demand to see this director! *stalks off to pregnant-woman-bitch-slap the director till he gives me Gaara back*
Other than the fact that I refuse to give Gaara to anyone... I like this!
Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Category: Orphan
Characters: Haku, Kakashi Hatake, Zabuza
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 322 | Read count: 2268 [Report This]
Published: 26/03/08 | Updated: 26/03/08
Date: 27/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot
This was... really good! I would've expected it to be about Gaara or something, but it was about Zabuza of all people! Awesomeness! People don't pay enough attention to Zabuza, so the fact that you wrote a fice about him puts us a knotch up in my book!
Keep up the good work!
Frosty
Rated: PG [Reviews - 1]
Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: Dark
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 606 | Read count: 2141 [Report This]
Published: 31/03/08 | Updated: 02/04/08
Date: 31/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Death
Oh. Interesting. Just curious... could Kira possibly be the mass-murdering Yagami Raito from Death Note? Of course, that would suggest that her husband was a known criminal, so... Unless it's during the time of the Yotsuba group and he's a sucessful buisness man?
Author's Response: Nope, not those KIRAs. A new one. Harder to catch this time. The storyline is a secret. I\'ll post a new chapter up soon.
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 2][Most likely; no lemons.]
Category: General Fiction, Alternate Universe & Crossovers, OC-centric
Characters: None
Genres: Tragedy
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 792 | Read count: 3380 [Report This]
Published: 01/04/08 | Updated: 01/04/08
Date: 01/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Why Does the Sky Turn Grey?
...
damn
...
No criticism here. This was REALLY good. I'm glad it's short like this. Anything longer and it wouldn't have been nearly as good. Anything shorter and you wouldn't have done it justice. Really like this. Think I have a new favorite one-shot.
Great work. Utterly f*cking amazing.
Frosty
Author's Response: Whoa...That means....a lot. Seriously. Thank you so much.
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 4]An epic (as I've been told) KakuzuXOC story with twists and cliffhangers like CRAZY! Please enjoy and review. C'est fini! This story is complete and it is BEAUTIFUL!! (To me anyway...)
Category:
Characters: Akatsuki, Deidara, Hidan, Itachi Uchiha, Kisame Hoshigaki, Sasori, Tobi, Zetsu
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Dark, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 13220 | Read count: 11022 [Report This]
Published: 04/04/08 | Updated: 06/05/08
Date: 06/05/08 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
OMG! He dreamed your wedding! Just for that, I swear that I'll have it finished and up by thursday. This was great, Keemza! i loved it!I0m gonna force Kakuzu ta buy you a nice, classy ring, just like this one (Which I recognize, by the way) one day, because you /totally/ deserve it, even if he already spent $80 on your 25 cent one... Steve madeit into your story! YAYZ! ...but /I/ didn't... to steal your line, Damn monkey is stealing my screne time!
Author's Response: lol thanks Frosty! I\'ll be waiting for that wedding! ^_o
Rated: U
[Reviews - 2]Category: Non-Naruto Fiction > Poems
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Dark, Poetry, Romance
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 172 | Read count: 1533 [Report This]
Published: 07/04/08 | Updated: 07/04/08
Date: 07/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: TMAYBABJILYAHY (Because of you)
Not bad, not bad... brings back things I'd rather not remember though...
What type of word processer do you use? It's not compatable with TONFA...
Rated: [Reviews - ]
Category: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Mystery Girl
Chapters: 0 | Completed: No | Word count: 0 | Read count: 0 [Report This]
Published: 31/12/69 | Updated: 31/12/69
Date: 18/05/08 Title: Chapter 3: News report 3
I wan't... Yuna to jump off. YAY FOR CLIFF DIVING!
Medicine ball dodgeball REALLY hurts. I mean, ALOT! and I only got hit once in all three games I played. Our team usually won because of that...
Author's Response: Ok ^_^.Yeah,all I really knew about it wich I found out at a dance was you used 6 pound balls,if its like that,why not just throw bowling balls at eachother X_X.Thanks for reviewing.
Date: 08/05/08 Title: Chapter 2: The news report 2
For Ino torture... Force her to switch diets with Choji (don't worry, Choji, I'll sneak you chips when no-one's looking!)
For the interveiw... NO! UNCLE SASUKE! YOU'LL DISGRACE THE UCHIHA CLAN! THATS MY JOB, UN!
For your next sports... Medicine Ball Dodgeball! This hurts alot, especially when hit in the face... I'd be happy to ref if you need it!
Author's Response: Cool ideas,lets see what I can do with your ideas,thank you for reviewing.
Rated: U
[Reviews - 6]Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: the RMX sequence
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2808 | Read count: 5312 [Report This]
Published: 03/05/08 | Updated: 03/05/08
Date: 04/05/08 Title: Chapter 3: The Epiphany
"glew" Is not a word, dear, try "glowed"
Other than that? Good! I ment to reveiw earlier...
So... Ino's gonna be Falada? How're they gonna mount her head on teh wall? *confusion*
This story used to make me SO sad when I was little becase of what happened to the horse... er.. uh, Ino, I guess...
At first I thought she was going to play the role Sakura inhabits, and I was wonderin' where the Fey-Mare would come in...
This is interesting!
And Naruto hugged Sasuke... YAYNESS! *ish in SasuNaru mode*
Author's Response: GAHHH i keep saying \"glew\" damn and i know its \"glowed\" grrr im SO bad at this x|\r\n\r\nwait what???? FALADA\'S HEAD GETS MOUNTED ON A WALL??? OMFG! AHH! i never knew that.... well i read the kid version.... OMEEGEEHH! wahh i\'m gonna have to kill Ino off now.\r\n\r\nthanks =] and sry if i make some mistakes im only in the seventh grade;; not very demanding english teachers here lol
Date: 05/05/08 Title: Chapter 3: The Epiphany
"Author's Response: GAHHH i keep saying "glew" damn and i know its "glowed" grrr im SO bad at this x|rnrnwait what???? FALADA'S HEAD GETS MOUNTED ON A WALL??? OMFG! AHH! i never knew that.... well i read the kid version.... OMEEGEEHH! wahh i'm gonna have to kill Ino off now.rnrnthanks =] and sry if i make some mistakes im only in the seventh grade;; not very demanding english teachers here lol"
Yeah, it does. In the original story, anyway. It always made me depressed. I much prefer the re-write 'Falada' which was written by someone who was just as upset by the poor Fey-Mare's fate as I was.
Seveth? *sigh* Ah, to be in seventh grade again... Highschool sucks. Skip it and go straight to collage, kid.
Author's Response: 0.0 highschool sucks??? omg. i always thought it would be flippin awesome...
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 31]Don't Worry Will Be Back Soon.
Three girls. Three boys.Two rival schools.This could get messy. The Konoha – Western pen pal program is designed to bring together the two rival schools in a spirit of harmony and the “the Joy of the Envelope”. But when Sakura, TenTen and Ino send their first letters to Sasuke, Shika and Neji, things don’t go quite as planned. What starts out as a simple letter exchange soon leads to secret missions, false alarms, lock picking, mistaken identities and an all-out war between the schools – not to mention some really excellent kissing.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > High School Fics, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Neji and Tenten, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura
Characters: Maito Gai, Iruka Umino, Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, Pair ShikaIno, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Temari, Tenten
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: AU, Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: No | Word count: 10695 | Read count: 23545 [Report This]
Published: 08/05/08 | Updated: 18/08/08
Date: 10/05/08 Title: Chapter 10: Autumn Term / Ino and Shika Part 2
Ermm... contradiction... contradiction... OH! I KNOW! Ino is 'Compassionate' yet she walks all over people ALL the time. That work?
A few corrections this time:
You said, "as that kina" but I beleive you meant, "as that kinda" you also said, "Msybe you could" but I think you meant, "Maybe you could" and lastly you said, "give you ssuggestions" but you probably meant to say, "give you suggestions." Just a few typos, all found in the last part of Ino's letter in this chapter.
Gaara's truely,
Frosty
Author's Response: Yah, i was rushing to get this chapter out cause i was running late to get somewhere. But ill fix it later. Any news on that picture?
Date: 02/06/08 Title: Chapter 11: Autumn Term / Ino and Shika Part 3
a 'hyperactive situation'?
Other than that... good! Finished your picture... lost it... making another one...
Author's Response: How can you lose a picture?! ohh..nevermind......
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 11]Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > High School Fics
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Gaara, Kiba Inuzuka, Rock Lee, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Dark
Warnings: AU, Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 3814 | Read count: 6385 [Report This]
Published: 12/05/08 | Updated: 27/06/08
Date: 27/05/08 Title: Chapter 2: Hinata
COOL! Good! Enjoying this still! Poor, poor Hinata. I always feel bad for her... yet I still torture her in my fics... Well done, as always... do ya think you could use quotation marks for speakin' though? Easier to read.