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Shinobi Shopping Channel ~For Fans~ ! by Karaneke Miyuki

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Story notes: This is VERY inportant! Pls read!!!

1.Whatever you guys "buy" on the show is NOT REAL .Remember that!
2.The price is fake (just for value)
3.There is only 1 of every item unless stated.

Show includes randomness. YAY randomness!
Chapter notes: Disclaimer comming right up!
I do not own any of the naruto characters.They belong to Masashi Kishimoto.Good for him......

I do own Miyuki ,Gaaru and the rest of my OC's.I also own the studio.I also own myself of course.

Ok so enjoy the show ^_^
Aria(Thats me): Welcome to the opening of...

Miyuki: Shinobi Shopping Channel ~For Fans~ !

Aria: Or in short , the SSC

Miyuki: Where's the FF?

Aria: The FF is not that important.

Miyuki: I see.... Well since its our debut, we will cut down on the randomness.

Aria: What? No randomness? ARE YOU CRAZY?

Miyuki: Fine... randomness continues as per normal....

Aria: YAY! I like milk! ^0^

Miyuki: Ok.... moving on. Today we have .......

Aria: Chocolate Chip Cookies !!! *holds up giant cookie*

Miyuki: Yes...I mean no! Put that down! Thats for the wedding!

Aria: Oh yah.*puts down cookie on giant plate*

Miyuki: What do we have today Aria?

Aria: We have a.....Clone of Gaara!

Miyuki: Oh! *looks at clone* But why does it have Blue hair?

Aria: The machine malfunctioned while cloning. Thankfully, the real and the clone Gaara was safe.

Miyuki: Ok then.I want the clone!

Aria: But, we're supposed to auction him away.

Miyuki: No! I want him!

Aria: But... the show....

Miyuki: Then auction this away.*Hands Aria an ANBU mask*

Aria: What? *Looks at ANBU mask blankly*

Miyuki: It belonged to Kakashi, he "Gave" it to me because he didn't want it.

Aria: Ok.... So who wants this mask? Only at a special price of $350.

*Half of the girls in the audience raise their hand*

Random insane fangirl: GIVE IT TO ME!!!

Blonde Kunochi: Knocks the insane fangirl out.

Aria: Thanks C-Chan!

C-Chan: No problem.

Miyuki: Since when did we get an audience and a bodyguard?

Aria: My idea, C-Chan wanted a part time job. ^_^

Miyuki: I see... *Talking to Gaara clone* I'm calling you Gaaru!

Aria: Ok.....So call 1900-SSCBN Now!

Miyuki: What does SSCBN mean?

Gaaru: Shinobi Shopping Channel Buy Now.

Miyuki: Yay he talked! *Glomps Gaaru*

Aria: But I thought he was.... never mind . End the show now Miyuki!

Miyuki: Don't forget if you want this *Point to ANBU mask* Call 1900-SSCBN!

*Silver haired Shinobi jumped into studio*

Kakashi: My mask! Give it back!

Miyuki: Oops.Gotta run! *Runs out of studio*

Kakashi: Get back here!!! * Runs after Miyuki*

Aria: Time to save her. Help us Wrap up Gaaru ! *Runs after them*

Gaaru: Ok... tune in next time to SSC ~FF~ ! Bye.

* Audience claps while the camera fades out*
Chapter end notes: YAY finally done! I love the word debut (no reason)
If you guys want other stuff,just request. I'm also looking for guest hosts.If you want this ANBU mask,Please say so.Only 1 in stock.

PS. DO NOT call the number 1900-SSCBN . It does not exist.
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