Aria(Thats me): Welcome to the opening of...
Miyuki: Shinobi Shopping Channel ~For Fans~ !
Aria: Or in short , the SSC
Miyuki: Where's the FF?
Aria: The FF is not that important.
Miyuki: I see.... Well since its our debut, we will cut down on the randomness.
Aria: What? No randomness? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Miyuki: Fine... randomness continues as per normal....
Aria: YAY! I like milk! ^0^
Miyuki: Ok.... moving on. Today we have .......
Aria: Chocolate Chip Cookies !!! *holds up giant cookie*
Miyuki: Yes...I mean no! Put that down! Thats for the wedding!
Aria: Oh yah.*puts down cookie on giant plate*
Miyuki: What do we have today Aria?
Aria: We have a.....Clone of Gaara!
Miyuki: Oh! *looks at clone* But why does it have Blue hair?
Aria: The machine malfunctioned while cloning. Thankfully, the real and the clone Gaara was safe.
Miyuki: Ok then.I want the clone!
Aria: But, we're supposed to auction him away.
Miyuki: No! I want him!
Aria: But... the show....
Miyuki: Then auction this away.*Hands Aria an ANBU mask*
Aria: What? *Looks at ANBU mask blankly*
Miyuki: It belonged to Kakashi, he "Gave" it to me because he didn't want it.
Aria: Ok.... So who wants this mask? Only at a special price of $350.
*Half of the girls in the audience raise their hand*
Random insane fangirl: GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Blonde Kunochi: Knocks the insane fangirl out.
Aria: Thanks C-Chan!
C-Chan: No problem.
Miyuki: Since when did we get an audience and a bodyguard?
Aria: My idea, C-Chan wanted a part time job. ^_^
Miyuki: I see... *Talking to Gaara clone* I'm calling you Gaaru!
Aria: Ok.....So call 1900-SSCBN Now!
Miyuki: What does SSCBN mean?
Gaaru: Shinobi Shopping Channel Buy Now.
Miyuki: Yay he talked! *Glomps Gaaru*
Aria: But I thought he was.... never mind . End the show now Miyuki!
Miyuki: Don't forget if you want this *Point to ANBU mask* Call 1900-SSCBN!
*Silver haired Shinobi jumped into studio*
Kakashi: My mask! Give it back!
Miyuki: Oops.Gotta run! *Runs out of studio*
Kakashi: Get back here!!! * Runs after Miyuki*
Aria: Time to save her. Help us Wrap up Gaaru ! *Runs after them*
Gaaru: Ok... tune in next time to SSC ~FF~ ! Bye.
* Audience claps while the camera fades out*
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Story notes: This is VERY inportant! Pls read!!!
1.Whatever you guys "buy" on the show is NOT REAL .Remember that!
2.The price is fake (just for value)
3.There is only 1 of every item unless stated.
Show includes randomness. YAY randomness!
Chapter notes: Disclaimer comming right up!
I do not own any of the naruto characters.They belong to Masashi Kishimoto.Good for him......
I do own Miyuki ,Gaaru and the rest of my OC's.I also own the studio.I also own myself of course.
Ok so enjoy the show ^_^
Chapter end notes: YAY finally done! I love the word debut (no reason)
If you guys want other stuff,just request. I'm also looking for guest hosts.If you want this ANBU mask,Please say so.Only 1 in stock.
PS. DO NOT call the number 1900-SSCBN . It does not exist.