Summary: Alyssa, Tera and Melody share one thing: their love of Naruto. Now that they've somehow opened a portal to Konoha watch as they totally ruin the plot and mind boggle all their favorite characters. Don't worry, we're sane. Well Melody is a Hatake Kakashi wanna be, Alyssa wants an Akatsuki cloak and Tera's just going along with the whole thing. Konoha beware because we're comming and it's not a genjustu.
Cowritten with Ninja Ally and Katana.
Rating: U
Category: MadFic > Parody, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU, General Fiction > Timeless
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapter: 17 Completed: No
Words: 17874 Read: 25858
Published: 20/01/10 Updated: 03/11/10
1. And the Adventure Begins by ninja melon [Reviews - 20]
(2697 words)This is what happens when teenagers get bored. Please review our story.
2. Akatsuki by ninja melon [Reviews - 3]
(967 words)We don't need chapter notes!! Oh, except for a disclaimer: We don't not own Naruto, it wouldn't be pretty if we did.
3. Exhibit by ninja melon [Reviews - 5]
(1135 words)What fun!
4. The Treaty by ninja melon [Reviews - 3]
(1077 words)Yum yum
5. Ayane's Adventure by ninja melon [Reviews - 1]
(925 words)This chapter is dedicated to MelMel-chan
6. Kaminari's Adventure by ninja melon [Reviews - 1]
(1041 words)This chapter is dedicated to Ninja Ally (aka: Kaminari)
7. Kimiko's... shopping spree? by ninja melon [Reviews - 1]
(341 words)This chapter is dedicated to Kimiko/Katana
8. The Hokage's Office by ninja melon [Reviews - 1]
(518 words)9. A Thousand Years of Pain!!! by ninja melon [Reviews - 0] (1049 words)
Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto. God help them if we did.
10. Ayane's Rage by ninja melon [Reviews - 1]
(984 words)No, we would not actually do these things to each other, though some of these events are influenced by our actual lives. Can you guess which scenes? Winner gets a cookie.
11. Dear God! The Applesauce! by ninja melon [Reviews - 1]
(808 words)Ninja Ally: You forgot my applesauce, didn't you?
Ninja Melon: Shit!
Katana: What?
Ninja Melon: I was supposed to bring her some applesauce today!
Ninja Ally: ... I'm hungry...
12. RAPE! by ninja melon [Reviews - 2]
(1381 words)Two chapters in one day. We're doing pretty good!
13. KiKI!!!!! by ninja melon [Reviews - 0] (632 words)
Ninja Melon: I want to do the bumping and the grinding.
14. Shogi by ninja melon [Reviews - 2]
(867 words)Never let us get bored.
15. Zombie! by Katana [Reviews - 3]
(1240 words)We're BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaack!
16. Twilight by Ninja Ally [Reviews - 1]
(798 words)Ninja Ally: I hope your happy, my computer won't let me copy and paste this so I am rewriting all of this chapter. Love it or else.
17. Ventilation Shaft by ninja melon [Reviews - 3]
(1414 words)Heyz(: Sorries, I was supposed to post this chapter yesterday, but I forgot...The others shunned me. Until I gave them a lollipop^^ - Ninja Ally.