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Penname: ninja melon [Contact]
Real name: melody
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Hi im melody! My nindo is to be as cool as kakashi.Im a totall fan gril of kakashi hes the best ninja that has ever lived!

Favorite character kakashi and a HOLE lot more but it would take to long to write them down

A true friend will.... 

A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves

A good friend will care for you when you hurt; a true friend will be sitting next to you laughing their ass off at you.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

7 Ways to scare your roommates!

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate with a sadistic look and mutter, "Soon...soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

 sad stuff

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the daylong When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark
My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse my name he calls I press myself against the wall. I try and hide from his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words; He says it’s my fault that he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me
and yells at me more, I finally get free and I run for the door. He's already locked it and I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues with more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!” I scream but it’s now much too late His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah and I am but three, tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

WELL, don't you see this was the way of it:We bought the farm with what he inherited,And his brothers and sisters accused him of poisoningHis fathers mind against the rest of them.And we never had any peace with our treasure.The murrain took the cattle, and the crops failed.And lightning struck the granary.So we mortgaged the farm to keep going.And he grew silent and was worried all the time.Then some of the neighbors refused to speak to us,And took sides with his brothers and sisters.And I had no place to turn, as one may say to himself,At an earlier time in life;"No matter, So and so is my friend, or I can shake this offWith a little trip to Decatur."Then the dreadfulest smells infested the rooms.So I set fire to the beds and the old witch-houseWent up in a roar of flame,As I danced in the yard with waving arms,

While he wept like a freezing steer.

 THE very fall my sister Nancy KnappSet fire to the houseThey were trying Dr. DuvalFor the murder of Zora Clemens,And I sat in the court two weeksListening to every witness.It was clear he had got her in a familyAnd to let the child be bornWould not do.Well, how about me with eight children,And one coming, and the farmMortgaged to Thomas Rhodes?And when I got home that night,(After listening to the story of the buggy ride,And the finding of Zora in the ditch,)The first thing I saw, right there by the steps,Where the boys had hacked for angle worms,Was the hatchet!And just as I entered there was my wife,Standing before me, big with child.She started the talk of the mortgaged farm,And I killed her.

fun stuff

-If your clone kills you isn't that suicide?

 I put the fun in dysfunctiona

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges."

"I think, therefore I get a headache."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds; sometimes I have to wonder if I’m a goldfish

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

What happens when you're scared half to death twice?

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you are all the same

Normal people scare me

I like you. So when i take over the world your death will be quick and painless

Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person in Demand

Some crap that would never happen on Naruto

Naruto will stop saying believe it.

Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto.

Ino will stop being a bitch.

Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake.

Kakashi will tell everyone about his life.

Orochimaru will stop being gay.

Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore.

Sasuke will come back to Sakura.

Karin and Sasuke will get together.

Karin will stop being a bitch.

Suigetsu will give up water forever.

Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and him and Sasuke will be friends again.

Kisame will admit he's a homosexual.

Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay.

Deidara will admit he's really a woman.

Sasori and Sakura will get together.

Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson.

Tobi is in his right state of mind.

Sasuke will stop being such an asshole.

Asuma will stop smoking.

Tsunade will give up gambling.

 

 

some kakashi quotes :

"I am Hatake Kakashi. I have no intentions of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream... I have few hobbies." 

"Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die." 

ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!

"No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?"

"Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life."

 

If you repost this, choose your stereotype by bolding it.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you

I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut( im not a teenage mom but my best friend is and i get really tired of people saying shit about her)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGL so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil

I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich

I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican

I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things to the face DAILY

I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

 

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

 I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

 I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

 I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

 I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

 I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.

I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.

I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.

 I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.

I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I  like my HOME TOWN MORE that ware i live NOW so i MUST be a snob

ah I love my friends......

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

 

 See full size imageIncase you didn’t know I liked kakashi yet hears some pictures♥ 

 

 

 

 

 Naruto Team 7

 

 Team 7

 

 

 Kakashi Animated Avatars

 Kakashi in the comics

 

anbu kakashi

ANBU Kakashi

Copy Ninja Kakashi

copy ninja Kakashi Hatake

Fight scenes

Hatake Kakashi

Hatake Kakashi Beneath Courage There is Nothing

Hatake Kakashi DonEmu

Hatake shadow skill

He is the strongest of the jounin

Kakashi

Kakashi abstract background

Kakashi and Sasuke

Kakashi Cape

Kakashi Chibi

Kakashi Cool

Kakashi doing some hand sign

Kakashi Flirting Paradise

Kakashi Hatake blue dunno

Kakashi Hatake Gothic

Kakashi Hatake orange

 

Kakashi Hatake sketch

Kakashi Hatake sleeping

 

Kakashi Iruka Flirting with Tsunade

Kakashi kneeling

Kakashi Paradise

Kakashi Reading

Kakashi Red Nose Christmas Special

Kakashi standing

Kakashi The Gift

Kakashi Thinking

Kakashi Twin

Kakashi Wind

Kakashi's life

kakishi reading with dogs

Kaskshi World

Konoha Copy Ninja

Lightning Bolt

Naruto Kakashi Anbu Wallpaper

Naruto Kakashi Sakura

Naruto Team

Reading a book

Sharingan Kakashi

sharingan kakashi

 

Sharingan No Kakashi

Team Kakashi

Team Kakashi

Team Kakashi Fantastic Four

The Cherry Blossom Kakashi

 

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The look of Kakashi

 

Kakashi and Itachi Hostage



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Title: Into the Microwave by ninja melon, Katana, Ninja Ally
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 48]
Summary: Alyssa, Tera and Melody share one thing: their love of Naruto. Now that they've somehow opened a portal to Konoha watch as they totally ruin the plot and mind boggle all their favorite characters. Don't worry, we're sane. Well Melody is a Hatake Kakashi wanna be, Alyssa wants an Akatsuki cloak and Tera's just going along with the whole thing. Konoha beware because we're comming and it's not a genjustu.

Cowritten with Ninja Ally and Katana.
Category: MadFic > Parody, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU, General Fiction > Timeless
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 | Completed: No | Word count: 17874 | Read count: 25464 [Report This]
Published: 20/01/10 | Updated: 03/11/10


Title: Aya-chan! by ninja melon
Rated: U [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

This is a bio of Ayane... tread lightly.

 

 

Ayane: Are you a burrito? I like burritos!


Category: OC-centric, Fan Ninja Bingo Book > OC-Bios, MadFic > Other
Characters: OC
Genres: WAFF
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 235 | Read count: 2054 [Report This]
Published: 19/03/10 | Updated: 19/03/10