"Tobi! don't be an idiot, un! we can't take a fuckin puppy back with us!!!un" said a very angry Deidara
"But deidara-senpai, it is sooo cute, and Tobi took it from the Inuzuka family, so it is a ninja dog." replied Tobi
"Shut up,you idiot un! i am not takeing care of some stupid mutt!"
"But we could give it to Inu, she'll like it! her name does mean dog!"
"I said shut up you idiot!!!" said deidara, hitting Tobi on the head repeatedly.
"OWWWWWW! tobi is a ood boy, TOBIISAGOODBOY!!!"
he shouted right before Inu came and put a hand over both of their mouths.
"will you two idiots shut up! i can hear you from half way across Konoha!!!"
"ummmmm, sorry un. but I got you this puppy and tobi was saying we shouldn't, un." said deidara, holding a little white puppy out, with three black paws. Inu took it and said;
"Awwww, thanks Deidara! Tobi why were you- OH wait, we have to get going! i just kicked the shit out of a couple of shinobe, but i think some escaped and went for back up. do we have everything we need?"
"uhhh, ya un." said deidara, covering Tobi's mouth.
"then let's get the hell outta here!" she said, and Deidara made a big clay bird and they flew out, blowing up a few buildings, houses, and the place where Inu grew up.
-Back at the hideout-
"we're back!" shouted inu dropping some bags on the table.
"what is that?" said an annoyed looking Uchiha
"a dog"
"just keep it away from me, and Zetsu, unless you got it for us to kill or eat...?" he sayed, sneering
"screw off weasel boy." she then walked down the corridor to her room, it was vacant of puppets, and had a desk, bed, dresser, mirror, closet, bathroom, and....
"a bible? are you shitting me?"
"i hope you're happy." said Kazuku from the doorway
"About what?" answered Inu
"because you guys slept together Hidan's been doing rituals all day to repent."
"repent for what?"
"those who worship jashin are forbidden to preform any even remotely sextual acts, so now there's blood every where, and i'll probebly end up sewing his damn head back and......" kazuku continued walking down the hall
"uhhh, oops?" said Inu, looking at the dog
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Chapter notes: well, hehe, i've been gone for a realllllyyy long time...
please don't kill me, and here's the next chapoie =)
oh, and a big thank you to Thumper, who has been the only person to review, this chappie is dedicated to you =)
Chapter end notes: i hope i can write again soon, maybe even on Ninja high babe, but who knows?