*bang*bang* came a loud noise from outside of the Akatsuki's hideout.
"dammit, if fucking Deidara is fucking blowing fucking stuff up again, I'm gunna rip his fucking..." mumbled Hidan as he walked twords the entrance. Tobi, Itachi, Deidara, pein,Kisame,Kazuku,Konan, and Zetsu all joined him in the entrance hall. all of them were tired, and pein and Konan, looked a little ruffled.
"who the bloody fucking hell is baning on the fucking door at this fuckin-" began Hidan
"shut up! Hidan, I've had it withyour constant swearing. if we open the door then we'll know who it is!" said Pein
"fine, but doesn't that defeat the whole 'secret lair' thing, what if it's a bunch of shinobe?" said Hidan
"we kill them" said Itachi."
"fair enough." said Hidan, and he hit the switch that opened the door.
the door opened to reveal a girl, with long straight brown hair. she wore black faded and ripped jeans, a dark blue long cami, and a black hoodie, on her back was a backpack, and she had two sai attached to her sides. she wore the forehead protector of Konoha, but there was a deep gash in it.
"got room for one more?" she asked looking at them with an inquisitive gaze.
"go play with your dolls girl, this isn't the place for you." said Itachi. the girl was around 16, but she had these big innocent blue eyes.
Itachi began to close the door, but she put a hand foreward and stopped it.
"ya know, i am getting really tired of being underestimated." she said, shuvving the door open with a casual flick of her wrist.
"oh, so your strong, bug deal. so what's your story, un?" said Deidara, unimpressed
"My name is Inu, i don't have a last name, so don't ask. I hated my family, because they always thoguht they were so much better than everyone else, so I killed them all at the age of 12. I confessed, but no one believed me, they thought i had gone crazy. they arrested some poor idiot, and packed him off to prison. Ever since my family died, people started treating me differently. they all thought i was some charity-case-sob-story-weakling, so ever since then, i've never got any mission above a b-rank. Even though I have a very 'special' ability, no one thinks I can take care of myself. So, I finally got so fed up with being the only Jounin to never get A or S-ranked missions, that i started requesting them, but Tsunade refused every request. Finally at the last meeting I went to I....."
-FLASHBACK!!!-
"Ok, so Kakashi, you and your squad will take these missions, and Inu, I have decided to give you..... YOUR OWN GROUP OF GENIN!!!" said a very happy Tsunade. all the men around her began to snigger at Inu.
"good idea lady Tsunade, we wouldn't want our precious girly getting injured, would we?" said Neji
"FUCK IT TSUNADE, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU!!! I. CAN. HANDLE. BIGGER. MISSIONS!!!!" shouted Inu, standing up.
"Inu, i thinks it's best if we just, umm, put you with a squad. you'll be takeing squad 10, thats.."
"I do NOT want a genin squad." said Inu, attepting to control her anger.
"well, its not that we don't think you can't handle more, you just can't." said Kakashi
"Wrong. FUCKIN. MOVE KAKASHI!!!!" she shouted, and, after grabbing her bag, started to leave the room.
"Just WHERE are you going?" asked Tsunade
"somewhere were i can be apreciated for my talents, somewhere I won't be held back by idiots like you." she said, only turning her head slightly. Kakashi ran up and grabbed her arm.
"don't even think about it. after the acrifice your family made for you..."
"Sacrifice!" laughed Inu "You guys are really that stupid? How many time must I explain this to you: I.KILLED.MY.FAM-IL-Y" she said, putting particular emphissis on the last three sylables.
"don't bother looking for me." she finished, breaking free from Kakashi's grip, and then she took out her Kunai.
And put a deep gash in her own forehead protector.
"Just saving you the trouble." she said leaving.
-END FLACHBACK!-

"After that, i searched around for you guys. ane eventually I found you." she finished with a shrug.
"Praytell, what is this power of which you spoke?" asked Pein
"I have the ability to change my form into anything or anyone. without hand signs, or chakra. when in that for, I know everything they know. and I do mean EVERYTHING." she said woth a grin
"prove it." said Kisame
"fine" she shifter into Itachi "Name: Uchia Itach, has the sharingan, killed his entire clan at the age of 13, favorite color: blue, partner, Kisame, aka, that blue guy with the big-ass swored. favorite phrase: hn" she morphed back into herself. and then said:
"Itach, Deidara, Tobi, Pein, Konan, Kazuku, Hidan, Kisame, and Zetsu." pointing to each in turn. "I neglected to mention that I retain this knowledge even when i shift back."
"you could be very.....useful to us. ok your in. but you're going to have to go solo for now." said Pein
"I honestly could not care less." she said
"Deidara, show her to Sasori's old room."
"what! but that was sasor-"
"no but's, i'm sure he wouldn't mind"
"Sasori, used to be a puppet master. current status: dead." said Inu.
"thanks for the reminder." said Deidara
"Yay!!! Inu-senpai's room is near Tobi's room! Tobi is a good boy!!" said Tobi running up and huggin his new 'friend'
"ummmm, good for you?" said a very confused Inu
"alright, everybody back to bed, we have stuff to do tomorow." said Pein, and they all went to their respective rooms

Inu HATED her room. it was full of all these puppets. *shudders* so she went to Deidara's room.
"Oi, deidara, can I...."
"no"
"alright geez.
so, she went to Itachi's room
"hey Itachi, can I stay here for the night? those puppets are seriously creepy!"
"fine, but i better get something out of this..." he said with a wicked grin
"umm I think i'll stay with Hidan...."
Hidan's room
"hey Hidan?"
"what!?!?!"
"can I stay here, just until i get thjse creepy puppets out of my room?"
"fucking hell, fine. just don't fuck anything up." he said, and continued praying.
"who are you praying to?" asked Inu
"My God,Jashin, (?) who do you pray to?" he asked, slightly annoyed
"uhh, god, but thats only when i pray, which isn't often. I'm not really into the whole 'religon' thing." she said,
"not into fucking religon!!! how can you not be 'into' religon! it's soooo important!!!!"
"this from a guy who gets his kicks by killinng people." she said, laying out her sleeping bag on the floor.
"no, evil non-religon person, or not, you're still a woman, you sleep on the bed." said Hidan, stadning up.
"I'll be fine, it's yur bed anyways." she said, laying down.
"Just sleep on the bed."
"no"
"do it!"
"no!"
"fine, we'll both sleep on he fucking bed."
he said, grabbing her around the waist, and pulling her unto the bed with him.
"Let me go ya perv!!!" she shouted
"just shut the fuck up, and go to sleep." he said tightening his grip on her waist, he brought his other arm around her chest.
"fucking rapist." she said
"i am NOT a fucking rapist!" he said
"oh ya? look where your hand is." she muttered, Hidan looked, and saw his hand lying lightly on one of her boobs.
"sory." he said, moving his hand
"whatever." she said, finally falling alseep.
'god, I hope she's a deep sleeper.' thought Hidan, getting up. there was a certain 'tightness' 'down there' that he needed to get rid of, so he quickly ran to the bathroom.

"Morning" said Inu, walking into the kitchen the next morning. She wore tight blue ripped jeans, and a black tanktop that said: EVIL. on it, with an Akatsuki cloud under it.

"Where'd you get the shirt?" asked Itachi
"nade it this morning." she mumbled, and grabbed some orange juice.
"Soooo, you spent the night with Hidan, un?" said Deidara, wiggleing his eyebrows.
"How was he, un?"
"fuckin perv, we didn't DO anything. not all of us are sluts." she said, smacking him on the head.
"well, I can ateast to that." said Itachi.
"Inu-senpai sleep in Hidan-senpai's room? tobi did not know this!" said tobi, and then he began singing:
"Hidan and Inu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-"
"tobi, one more word and i-i'll" began a very bloody Hidan, ebtering the room
"I'll tear off your b***s, feed them to Zetsu, then I'll rip your intestines out with a dull spoon, strangle you with them and finally, I'll rip your soul out, through your nose." said Inu, calmly checking out her nails
"I do NOT like Hidan like that. I only slept in his room because a)mine was creepy b)deidara's a bitch c)Itachi wanted to rape me and d)Hidan let me. period, end of story, the end." she said, finally looking up from her nails to see the shocked faces of Zetsu, Hidan, Tobi, Deidara, Itachi, and Pein stareing open mouthed at her.
"th-that was compltely EVIL!!" said Pein
"kind of the point, isn't it?" she said with a shrug.
"there is no way in hell that i would eat tobi's, um, you know what." said Zetsu
"if he sings that song again, you will." she shot him a glare that even the Uchiha took note of.
then Kazuku came in.
"Pein, we need suplies, and I'm not paying for them."
"well we have a suply fund-thingy don't we, use that mon-" began Pein, but Inu interrupted him.
"why are we buying supplies?!?!?! now, i may be knew here, but aren't we an EVIL organization for crist' sake? why don't we just steal it? you lot are already s-ranked criminals, and I'm well on my way to becomeing one, so why bother buying things?" she said looking him right in the eye. then Pein got a creepy smile on his face that made them all shudder.
"ok, that's actually a good idea. Tobi, Deidara, Inu, you three will go on a little shopping trip to Konoha, to test our newest member's true loyalty."
"fine, but those damn puppets had better be out of my room when we get back." said Inu, going into the next room and grabbing a spare cloak, hat, and pair of sandals.
"whatever, un" said Deidara, grabbing his hat.
"tobi is a good boy, and does not wish to die!" squeeked Tobi, who also grabbed a hat.

"Fine, Hidan, Kazuku, get those puppets out of Inu's new room" said pein

-outside-
"so, praytell, how are we getting to Konoha?" asked Inu
"by clay." answered Deidara, makeing a big clay bird, and pulling Inu and Tobi on it.
"wow! this is so cool!!! how can you do something this amazing!?!?! it's sme of the most useful art I've ever seen!!!" exclaimed Inu.
"thanks, un" said deidara 'she's not all that bad' he thought as they headed for Konoha.

"ohhhh we're of to ransack a vilage, the wonderful Konoha." sang Inu to the tune of 'were off to see the wizard.
"Stop please, un, we still have to get into konoha and then ransack it. you will get us in, andkeep everyone busy while me and the idiot-er tobi- get supplies. understood?un" said a very annoyed Deidara.
"Hai, Deidara-sensai." said Inu, very serious all of a sudden.
'looks like she might be a little nervous about returning home. interesting un.' thought Deidara
'Tobi's a good boy!' thought Tobi

"Aha, here we are!" said Inu as the walls of Konoha came into view.
"Let me handle this." said Inu, jumping down from the bird and into the trees.

-in the guard booth-
"man, I can't believe I'm stuck here, with you of all people." said Neji, looking at Naruto.
"Well deal, Dattebayo. Tsunade suspects that Inu went to the Sound, like Sasuke-teme, so she's watching out for any attacks. dattebayo"

"Hn, the sound, why would I want to hang with a pathetic emo, a complete geek, and a gay pedophile? no thank you!" said Inu, stepping out of the shadows.
"the Akatsuki is much more suited to my tastes." she whipped off her hat.

"ha! it's 1 against five, you can't win!" shouted Sakura as she, sai, and Shino came out from some trees.
"oh puh-leaze. A loud mouth, an emo, a bug freak, a fan girl, and a guys whoes about as deep as a shower? yes, i'm terrified." laughed Inu

"Oh I may not be 'deep' but you give me a feeling right here." said Sai, gesturing to his stomache, "like butterflies, hag what was that feeling again?"
"S-sai, that's how i explained having a crush! YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A MISSING NIN? SAI YOU IDIOT!" answered an astonished sakura
"Well, you said you can't choose who you love."
"whoa-hold it. a) I don't even know you b)I'm probebly gunna end up KILLING you, and c)love?!?!?!? are yu shitting me? how can you 'love' me?"
"You're very beutiful, i would like to paint you some time." said sai, in a VERY seductive voice, "naked." he added as an after thought
"you.are.a.moron. have you noticed this?" said Inu, her head in one hand.
"Whatever! either you surrender, or I'll have my bugs eat up all of your chakara!" said Shino
"right, i don't care. see this?" Inu replied, holding up a can, "it's called RAID, just try attacking me with those bugs and see what happens."
so, being foolish for once, shino attacked her. but as soon as he was in range, she sprayed him in the face with raid. as he lay on the ground, twitching in pain, she sprayed raid all over his body, he was near death when Naruto hit her.
"STOP! how can you do this, inu, you were our friend, we trusted you. now you would kill us withouth another thought?"
"Ya, pretty much. you see, I realized a long time ago that we live in a very corrupt society. think about it, a person could come in here, and pay you to do anything they wanted! all the shinobe are anymore are guns for hire! I'm NOT going to be like that. I'm going to do what I want, not what I'm paid to do." she said, shouting most of it
"SHUT UP!!!1" shouted Naruto, lunging at her, Sai jumped infront of her and took the blow in the chest.
"SAI! you aren't supposed to help her!!! shouted Naruto
"But the hag told me that when you love someone, you're supposed to protect them!" said Sai
"Not when their evil" "not when they want to kill you!" shouted naruto and Neji
"And especially when they don't love you back." said Inu, stabbing sai with, one of her sai. (lolz)
"But-but i." stammered Sai
"Don't you get it, you moron. I hate this village, i hate the people, I.HATE.EVERYTHING."
sudenly music stated in the background, almost as though it was played by the wind.
"hn. a little trick i learned while impersinating a sound nin." said Inu as the words began.

"Every time we lie awake
After every hit we take
Every feeling that I get
But I haven’t missed you yet

Every roommate kept awake
By every sigh and scream we make
All the feelings that I get
But I still don't miss you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you
Why do I love you
I hate everything about you
Why do I love you"

"appropriate, isn't it?" she said, moving into her fightting stance

"Stop, Inu, please!" yelled Sakura, her eyes shining with tears

"NO! you're weak! i swear it makes me sick. you all looked down on ME? you thought i was weak? you couldn't fight me without crying!" then she sprang forward.

SHe went after Neji first, he had been one of the last to ridicule her. Her activated his BYakugan, but she was to fast. she used an earth tecnuique (sp) and literally pulled the ground out from under his feet. while he was on his back, she quickly pulled him up and threw him in the air. she pulled out her Kunai fast as lightning, and pinned him to a tree. where he stayed, unmoving.
Naruto and Sakura came at her, from her left and right. she stayed put until they were within reach, then she jumped. while in the air, she grabbed both their heads and slammed them together, useing the momentum to do a backflip through the air.
Shikamaru and Chouji came out next, but she did a quick genjustsu and they were both on the ground screaming in agony.
"Stop! Inu please stop! can't you see that you're hurting them!!!!!?" screamed Hinata, who was next up with Kiba and Shino.
"No, can't says I can." she began advanceing, Kiba rushed forward to meet her, but she spun around him , grabbed his arm and threw him into his two teammates.
SHe looked around.
'well, i believe there were others they must have gone fo back up. I should practice my chakra sensing skills, i didn'tt know all of them were here until they reavealed them selves.'
*sigh*
"I better go find Deidara and the idiot-i mean Tobi

"Tobi! don't be an idiot, un! we can't take a fuckin puppy back with us!!!un" said a very angry Deidara

"But deidara-senpai, it is sooo cute, and Tobi took it from the Inuzuka family, so it is a ninja dog." replied Tobi

"Shut up,you idiot un! i am not takeing care of some stupid mutt!"

"But we could give it to Inu, she'll like it! her name does mean dog!"

"I said shut up you idiot!!!" said deidara, hitting Tobi on the head repeatedly.

"OWWWWWW! tobi is a ood boy, TOBIISAGOODBOY!!!"
he shouted right before Inu came and put a hand over both of their mouths.

"will you two idiots shut up! i can hear you from half way across Konoha!!!"

"ummmmm, sorry un. but I got you this puppy and tobi was saying we shouldn't, un." said deidara, holding a little white puppy out, with three black paws. Inu took it and said;

"Awwww, thanks Deidara! Tobi why were you- OH wait, we have to get going! i just kicked the shit out of a couple of shinobe, but i think some escaped and went for back up. do we have everything we need?"

"uhhh, ya un." said deidara, covering Tobi's mouth.

"then let's get the hell outta here!" she said, and Deidara made a big clay bird and they flew out, blowing up a few buildings, houses, and the place where Inu grew up.

-Back at the hideout-

"we're back!" shouted inu dropping some bags on the table.

"what is that?" said an annoyed looking Uchiha

"a dog"

"just keep it away from me, and Zetsu, unless you got it for us to kill or eat...?" he sayed, sneering

"screw off weasel boy." she then walked down the corridor to her room, it was vacant of puppets, and had a desk, bed, dresser, mirror, closet, bathroom, and....
"a bible? are you shitting me?"

"i hope you're happy." said Kazuku from the doorway

"About what?" answered Inu

"because you guys slept together Hidan's been doing rituals all day to repent."

"repent for what?"

"those who worship jashin are forbidden to preform any even remotely sextual acts, so now there's blood every where, and i'll probebly end up sewing his damn head back and......" kazuku continued walking down the hall

"uhhh, oops?" said Inu, looking at the dog

"Tobi! don't be an idiot, un! we can't take a fuckin puppy back with us!!!un" said a very angry Deidara

"But deidara-senpai, it is sooo cute, and Tobi took it from the Inuzuka family, so it is a ninja dog." replied Tobi

"Shut up,you idiot un! i am not takeing care of some stupid mutt!"

"But we could give it to Inu, she'll like it! her name does mean dog!"

"I said shut up you idiot!!!" said deidara, hitting Tobi on the head repeatedly.

"OWWWWWW! tobi is a ood boy, TOBIISAGOODBOY!!!"
he shouted right before Inu came and put a hand over both of their mouths.

"will you two idiots shut up! i can hear you from half way across Konoha!!!"

"ummmmm, sorry un. but I got you this puppy and tobi was saying we shouldn't, un." said deidara, holding a little white puppy out, with three black paws. Inu took it and said;

"Awwww, thanks Deidara! Tobi why were you- OH wait, we have to get going! i just kicked the shit out of a couple of shinobe, but i think some escaped and went for back up. do we have everything we need?"

"uhhh, ya un." said deidara, covering Tobi's mouth.

"then let's get the hell outta here!" she said, and Deidara made a big clay bird and they flew out, blowing up a few buildings, houses, and the place where Inu grew up.

-Back at the hideout-

"we're back!" shouted inu dropping some bags on the table.

"what is that?" said an annoyed looking Uchiha

"a dog"

"just keep it away from me, and Zetsu, unless you got it for us to kill or eat...?" he sayed, sneering

"screw off weasel boy." she then walked down the corridor to her room, it was vacant of puppets, and had a desk, bed, dresser, mirror, closet, bathroom, and....
"a bible? are you shitting me?"

"i hope you're happy." said Kazuku from the doorway

"About what?" answered Inu

"because you guys slept together Hidan's been doing rituals all day to repent."

"repent for what?"

"those who worship jashin are forbidden to preform any even remotely sextual acts, so now there's blood every where, and i'll probebly end up sewing his damn head back and......" kazuku continued walking down the hall

"uhhh, oops?" said Inu, looking at the dog