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Series: 261
Stories: 5877
Chapters: 25362
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Penname: naruto_newbie [Contact]
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Member since: 17/07/06
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Beta-reader: Yes
Here's what you need to know. I'm tired of writing, I dunno, I just am... I have a massive mental block when it comes to updating my older stuff, like a massive, massive block. I'm just really tired, tired of a lot of things. I'll keep writing stuff, but it's just tiring... Oh well... *sighs and rubs eyes*

List of things about me:
-Trigun favoirte anime
- Naruto 2nd favorite manga
- Death Note 1st favorite manga
- Like most colors except pink and yellow
- My bro got me into anime
- Music is like life and i just can't get enough of it.
- Classical music rocks, but 70's is better, and rock is the best!
- allergic to cats, dogs are my favoirte animal.
- I like acting stupid with my friends, and I act really stupid to the point of scaring off college students though that's when I'm tired or tired and hyper at the same time.

That's more than enough info about me.

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Stories by naruto_newbie [17]
Series by naruto_newbie [1]
Challenges by naruto_newbie [0]
Favorite Series [0]
naruto_newbie's Favorites [2]
Reviews by naruto_newbie


Title: The REAL Reason Sasuke Hates Itachi by xpure_evilx
Rated: Liked [Reviews - 14]
Summary: Here it is, the REAL reason Sasuke hates Itachi, packed into 6 low carb chapters.

WARNING

may cause

snezing

nose bleeds

sweating

explosion of heads

mental trama

lepersea

brain damage

death or fatal injuries

all of which i will take no responsabity for.

Lol, this is just where i put all the junk i get from day dreaming in double math classes.....

Category:
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 2321 | Read count: 8350 [Report This]
Published: 15/03/07 | Updated: 25/05/07


Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 17/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

lol i like, it's very funny



Title: Man's best friend by TheLightsShadow
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears on day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blonde named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.


Category: General Fiction
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 15071 | Read count: 3414 [Report This]
Published: 16/03/07 | Updated: 30/07/07


Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 17/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Another Day Gone bad

cool, and funny. good job



Title: Desires of Emptiness by Serebii
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 41]
Summary: AU. Formerly known as Pet. After a series of horrific tragedies, Naruto had given up on ever being happy. But when a shocking secret is revealed, Naruto receives a second chance at happiness. The question is, with who? SasuNaru and ItaNaru yaoi.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU, Death, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 13004 | Read count: 3326 [Report This]
Published: 06/05/07 | Updated: 04/10/07


Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed Liked
Date: 12/06/07 Title: Desires of Emptiness

i like it, i love itanaru, and fluff is good.



Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 11/07/07 Title: Desires of Emptiness

oh...that's sad, but it's good, I hope you'll update, it's good...



Title: What the hell? by RamenFox
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 77]
Summary: Naruto Uzumaki is on a mission with team seven. He gets lost in the forest they were traveling in thanks to a little fox. Naruto 'accidently' gets trapped in a genjutsu and has the most weirdest dream in his life!
Category: General Fiction, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Maito Gai, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rock Lee, Temari, Tenten, Tobi, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Obito Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: Death, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 | Completed: No | Word count: 29800 | Read count: 8896 [Report This]
Published: 15/05/07 | Updated: 19/12/07


Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 25/05/07 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 Akatsuki/ new competition

lol, my stomach started to hurt there for a minute... This is a fun fan-fic to read befored dreaded soccer practice/game. I hope you continue this, it's silly and fun to read.

Author's Response: Thank you. n_n I will definitely continue since you and A vampires butterfly reviewed it.



Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 22/06/07 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 New help arrives! YAY!

lol, it's something else...
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-- RamenFox : yes, yes it is. xD



Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed Liked
Date: 22/06/07 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 Whan ants attack!

lol hilarious, good job...
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-- RamenFox : thank you!



Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed Liked
Date: 14/06/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 Shika's plan/ Trapped fox/ Giant ants

lol, it's very funny, distrubing, and weird, wow that makes it great! good job!

Author's Response: Thanks! I try. ^_^



Title: The Osen by yaoi_princess1011
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 10]
Summary: After a difficult A-rank mission Kakashi decided to take the group to an osen for three days to recuperate...But lets face it with Sasuke and Naruto together things are bound to get steamy even out side the bath.


Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3661 | Read count: 3005 [Report This]
Published: 25/05/07 | Updated: 22/06/07


Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed Liked
Date: 22/06/07 Title: Chapter 2: 2: " I didn't mean it!" New Found Feelings and A Sorrowful Misunderstanding

lol, nice sasuke screwed that up!



Title: The Note by A Vampires Butterfly
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 216]
Summary: It was the worst thing that could ever happen. It was horrible. It was a catastrophic. It was a disaster. It was social suicide.







It was the dropping of a note.
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Deidara, Sakura Haruno, Rock Lee, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenges: Naruto as a Seme!!,
Challenge: Naruto as a Seme!!,
Series: None
Chapters: 17 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 18324 | Read count: 52452 [Report This]
Published: 26/05/07 | Updated: 23/08/07


Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 24/06/07 Title: Chapter 10: Just A Few More Hours

okay that was funny good job...poor naruto...
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-- A Vampires Butterfly : Yeah, poor, poor, Naru-chan. And it will only get worse! Thanks for reading and reviewing! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^



Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 10/07/07 Title: Chapter 15: Why Are They All Perverts?!?

oh my gosh, that was awesome, i dont' think i've laughed that hard since yestarday...though seriously this is so funny can't wait to see what sasuke has planned....
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-- A Vampires Butterfly : Thank you! Glad you liked it! I have tried to make this fic, very funny. You will find out soon! Thanks for reading and reviewing! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^



Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 11/07/07 Title: Chapter 16: Saving A Damsel In Distress

nice, now...hm...i'm not sure weather by 'personal' bussiness if they're going to do something together or find out what naru and sasuke are doing... i'm sure it's the former...but this is good, good job.
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-- A Vampires Butterfly : The first one. Thanks. Thanks for reading and reviewing! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^



Title: The Dog Devil by RamenFox
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 84]
Summary: Naruto Uzumaki called the best dog trainer out there, the dog whisperer, Kiba Inuzuka to help tame his dog Sasuke. Will Kiba and Naruto find out Sasuke’s secret?

Sasuke is Naruto Uzumaki's pet dog and he wants this Kiba dead. With many new plots happening to him he has to think of many new plans to stop all the madness. With the help of his other smart friends like him, he finds ways to always be what he is called today. And that's the Dog Devil.
Pretty retarded, I know.
Category: General Fiction, Alternate Universe & Crossovers, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Rock Lee, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 | Completed: No | Word count: 18156 | Read count: 14153 [Report This]
Published: 08/06/07 | Updated: 18/12/07


Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 10/07/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 Bath time! Muahaha!

I'm sorry i have one comment, i have a five and a half month old puppy and she jumps on the counters all the time and gets the things on it, but this is so funny, i love it great job.
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-- RamenFox : xD I have a two year old dog, and he\'s a complete idiot. Thank you for the review!



Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 10/07/07 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 The second plan/ Whoops

lol, that's so funny, good job...man it's great....
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-- RamenFox : Thanks!



Title: It's a Ring Thing by Oni_Chan
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 21]
Summary: At Uzumaki Naruto's high school, it's all the rage to wear paired rings with the girl you love. Naruto wears one though he is single, and one day accidently discovers that his ring pairs up with that of dark and dashing Uchiha Itachi, the senior classman idolized by the entire school. Though Itachi has a reputation for being kind to all, when dealing with Naruto, he is strangely harsh. Their paired rings somehow draw them together and the two alternately clash and attract, as they must sort out their budding feelings for each other.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Naruto
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Itachi Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: None
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1291 | Read count: 5366 [Report This]
Published: 20/06/07 | Updated: 20/06/07


Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 24/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Bloody Perfect

lol poor naruto that's way awkward...good job though...
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-- Oni_Chan : Yey thank you! And the awkward has just begun!



Title: The Test by A Vampires Butterfly
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 52]
Summary: "Fine you bastard, if you really like me you have to do three things, if you do them all, you pass the test and then...Well I guess I'm yours." Naruto shrugged.




Sasuke is finally given a chance to get his dobe. He just has to pass a simple test right? How hard can that be?



He has no idea...guess he failed the first question.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 3043 | Read count: 5057 [Report This]
Published: 26/06/07 | Updated: 06/07/07


Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 11/07/07 Title: Chapter 3: The Second Task

lol, great...poor naruto...he needs to be more cruel...
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-- A Vampires Butterfly : Poor Naruto? Did you read what I made Sasuke wear?!? He doesn\'t need to be anymore cruel than he already has been! Glad you liked it! Thanks for reading and reviewing! With much love, A Vampires Butterfly ^.^



Title: Run Damnit, Run! by Sky_blue
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 36]
Summary: For years, Naruto, Lee and Iruka have been chased around Konoha. Wanting a break from the hunt badly, Iruka asks for a mission for him and the boys, but ask to keep their location a secret so their stalkers won't follow. Too bad their stalkers are the genius Uchiha, the Kazekage, and the Famous Copy Ninja. SasuNaru, GaaLee, and KakaIru.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Kakashi and Iruka
Characters: Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Rock Lee, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 9286 | Read count: 3258 [Report This]
Published: 04/07/07 | Updated: 20/07/07


Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 11/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Run Naruto, Run

oh...poor naruto...but it's funny good job.



Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 11/07/07 Title: Chapter 2: Run Lee, Run

lol, but poor lee...oh it's good, i'm looking forward to the kakairu



Title: Well Punished by Yuechi
Rated: 18 Round robin Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Naruto Uzumaki is a terrible student, one day in detention his teacher decides that Naruto's need to be taught a lesson he'll never forget. oneshot, spanking, slight bondage and a cute little yaoi ending
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2292 | Read count: 1701 [Report This]
Published: 08/07/07 | Updated: 08/07/07


Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 10/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

lol nice ending...



Title: Ephemera by Serebii
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 11]
Summary: AU. Naruto led a relatively simple life, until an explosive new student arrived and turned his world upside down. Now they must struggle together through life, love, and a school full of mentally disturbed teenagers. What's a pair of blonds to do? YAOI
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Deidara, Gaara, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3723 | Read count: 1176 [Report This]
Published: 10/07/07 | Updated: 10/07/07


Reviewer: naruto_newbie Signed
Date: 11/07/07 Title: Chapter 2: First Impression

Good job, really good job, i'm guessing that Naruto might my multiple personality disorder or something...wait...is he schizophrenic...the drug sounds familiar... Oh well the story's interesting...hope you update it.
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-- Serebii : Hehe, you\'ll just have to wait to find out. =)