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Penname: IDK [Contact]
Real name: C.J.B.G
Membership status: Member
Member since: 12/07/08
Website: yes
Beta-reader: Yes
if ya want to know:
age: keeping it a secret man!!! let's just say im one of the young chosen ones...lol
birthday: 2/14/19??, yeah, Valentines Day
gender: girl, if you haven't noticed....
weight: are you a stalker or what?! -_-
height: lets just say i'm short, kay?!
somewhere around there.....-_-'
lives: NO I DO NOT WANT STALKERS!!!!! ...but if u must know i live in nowhere, and to be specific, in a place in between reality and dream and is nicknamed TMMOHH XDD
favorite animal: fox comes first and a looong list follows but after fox is bunny then cat!!!! YAY NARUTO!!!!
favorite food: ICE CREAM!!!!!
current status: single, in school, and NOT looking.....BORED TO HELL!!!!
*evil laugh**takes deep breathes*
Yes, me and 20punkprincess are friends...i dragged her in this....LOL, it was funny....

here's some quizes and such, i'll add more later:

~Narutard Quiz~
How did you discover Naruto?
My bro, he downloaded it and the t.v. but then he stopped, my mom wouldn’t let me stay up… and we lost cable…so anyone want to tell me what happened after they found Orochimaru’s hideout?!
Do you recommend Naruto to other people?
YESSS!!!! GOD YESSSSS!!!! Too bad most of them know already. lol
Are you happy you discovered Naruto?
Yup! Wouldn’t you be????
Are you obsessed with Naruto?
The character????? Yes. The anime??? No.
Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto?
Again, character, HELL YEAH. Anime: not so much.
WHEN did you first discover Naruto?
I dunno, I hate numbers, and numbers hates me.
Do you download Naruto manga?
No, I watched it.
Do you download Naruto anime?
My bro used to, don’t know what happened though.
Do you think you have the right to do that?
I dunno. I’m pure, innocent, and is a NEEK who knows nothing, and for certain reasons, don’t want to learn anything of the “reality”.
What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it?
“…”
“HEY LISTEN TO ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!!!”
“Oh, sorry, I was thinking how a foursome between Iruka, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Naruto would look like…can you repeat that????”
That is, unless it’s the police…then I say
“Hey, you know you do it too, so why even bother huh, huh, HUH?! OH! WHAT NOW!!! THE HUH HUH BROTHERS ARE BACK!!!! OOOOOOH!!!!!!”
“b-b-b-b-b-b-but….your….a girl.”
“HEY I CAN DREAM CAN’T I?!?!?! GODZ!!!!! IT’S A FREE COUNTRY!!!!!! (inner me: or is it???? Conscious: NO. real me: Fuck NO. inner me: you guys are right. Me && my conscious: HELL YEAH!!!!!)”
“Oh. Okay.”
Where did you first download Naruto manga from?
I didn’t download a thing. My bro did it!!! XDD
Where did you first download Naruto anime from?
I dunno, ask my bro, he did it. i soooo blame him for the obsession!!! XDD
Who is your favorite character?
Shikamaru, Naruto, Gaara, Itachi, Tobi, Deidara, Iruka, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Kyuubi, Ton Ton, Akamaru, Kiba, Neji, Sasuke’s a bastard but can look cute and sometime is nice, Ayame (ramen stand girl), Shino, Kisame, Minato, Sai, Yamato, Suzune, Tsunade, Kabuto, ummm, I have more but cant list all of them now or this is gonna take a loooooooong time, lol.
Who is your least favorite character?
Fangirls. Sakura, Ino, and Hinata….sometimes Sasuke, Oroshimaru can be mean, uhhhh, Tobi
Which character do you think is most misunderstood?
There’s a lot of them…hey, maybe the author himself is misunderstood!!!
Which character is most under-rated?
It’s a tie between Iruka, Ayame, & Tsunade
Which character has the worst past?
Sakura & Sasuke. A bitch and a bastard. nahhh actually its gaara ^^ lol COOKIES!!!!
What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry?
YURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! A-hem, fight, fight, fight, fight, BITCH FIGHT!!!!! *starts bitch-slapping both of them*
Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee?
Yes…no…well….maybe…idk.
Do you even like Lee?
YUP! YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUTHHHHH! I like him because Naruto does. XDD
Do you hate Sasuke?
IDK. I hate….idk.
Do you hate Yashamaru?
Who? I don’t think he’s too important, and that’s why I don’t remember anyone who isn’t cute. lmao XDD
Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep?
Wellll, that and LOTS of love~~!!!
Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto?
NO! He’s too fucking adorable!!! Can’t say cute cause cute means ugly but okay.
Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin?
Definitely. Hey! Lazy ass, get back to work!!! lol
Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin?
Me dunno. Does that count Naruto????
Do you think Shino could've made chuunin if he had the chance to fight?
YUP!!!! ^-^
Does Shino's bugs creep you out?
NOPE!!!! ^~^
What do you think of Kankurou's outfit?
Ehhhhhh, it makes him look like he’s fat. XDD
What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit?
Too emo man. *clicks her tongue*
Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit?
I dunno, he’s cute either way.

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Stories by IDK [8]
Series by IDK [0]
Challenges by IDK [0]
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Reviews by IDK


Title: Beautiful by KalineReine
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Itachi is lonely one night, and seeks companionship from a certain someone... But then he gets an idea: a clone! The one thing he does not count on is being walked in on by his younger brother, and caught in such an awkward situation. You know the pairing
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Sasuke
Characters: Itachi Uchiha, Pair ItaSasu, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama, Fantasy, Graphic lemon, Romance
Warnings: Dark, Incest, Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4034 | Read count: 1650 [Report This]
Published: 31/07/08 | Updated: 31/07/08


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 01/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: Beautiful

itachi: O/oO ne,ne, Sa-Su-Ke!!!
sasu: O////O w-what??
itachi: can we do that???
sasu: how'm i supposed ta know?!?!?!
itachi: .......whatever.......LETS DO IT!!!!
sasu: NO~!!!!!! *getting dragged away to an isolated room......screams*
me: .... 0///O *takes out camera and opens door*
zel: ...COOL!!!! *sparkly eyes*
me: ...YAY!!! YAOI!!!! AWESOME!!!
The End.....!!!!!
THANK YA!!! IT WAS VERY GUUUUUUD!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for uhm... reviewing. Lol! That was great... I love seeing people\'s reactions. Not many ItachiXSasuke fans out there, though. But I try. I have others written and more planned, but I think this was my first ItachiXSasuke oneshot. Thank you! :D



Title: Dissonance by Unwritten25
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary: ItaNaru. AU. Naruto is the new kid at Konoha Academy of the Arts and he's got some pretty dark secrets. And when his past comes back to haunt him, he won't be able to keep them hidden for very long.
Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Alternate Universe & Crossovers > High School Fics, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Angst (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Naruto
Characters: All, Itachi Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, General, Graphic lemon, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU, Dark, OOC, Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 6324 | Read count: 2703 [Report This]
Published: 04/08/08 | Updated: 04/08/08


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 05/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Konoha Academy of the Arts

I WANT MORE!!! anyway!!! hurry!! please!!! lol



Title: Hat with an "e" by xxheartofglassxx
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary: The Kyuubi is about to be sealed into Naruto's tiny body. He see's his chance. He takes it. He is sealed, but less effectively as we know him to be...
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Tragedy
Warnings: AU, Dark, Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 3877 | Read count: 5443 [Report This]
Published: 06/08/08 | Updated: 15/09/08


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 24/08/08 Title: Chapter 3: Late

nooooo!!!!!
more chapters!!!! it's sooo gud!!!
lol



Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 19/08/08 Title: Chapter 2: The Academy Exams

PLEASE UPDATE SOOOOOOON!!!!
yaaaaaaaay, an emo/Gothic naruto!
lol
i wonder what happens neeeeext!!!!
any Yaoi?????
ELLMMMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! EMMMOOOOOOOOOO!!
lol
poor ruka-kuuuuuuuun!

Author's Response: I\'m glad you like it but i can only update so fast and still not comprimise quality. so ill keep working :P



Title: Gender switch by Demonflare13
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: What would happen if everyone's genders just somehow got switched?
Category: General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: All
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 2294 | Read count: 22004 [Report This]
Published: 08/08/08 | Updated: 10/04/09


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 10/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: What the hell!?

mooooooooore!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE!!
YA~Y!!!! Naruto will look sooo CUTE!!!! lol



Title: Love, Lust, and Murder by wannabe_writer
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Naruto a normal teenageer gets dragged into the world of gangs and murder
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > High School Fics
Characters: All
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 220 | Read count: 519 [Report This]
Published: 21/08/08 | Updated: 21/08/08


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 24/08/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

oooh!!!!
next chapter please!



Title: Never Is A Promise Your Heart Makes by fatelesskitten
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Naruto finds shirtless Sasuke in that cave. Smut happens. SasuNaru/NaruSasu
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Pair SasuNaru, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1221 | Read count: 1178 [Report This]
Published: 01/09/08 | Updated: 01/09/08


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 01/09/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

so sad... TT.TT
i like it!!!
gud job!
yaaay! first review!!!
very erotic, yes! ^^
keep writing! =)

Author's Response: Thank you so much for reviewing! It was my first time writing smut so I\'m glad you liked it!



Title: An Odd return, A brutal disaster by 20punkprincess
Rated: U Round robin Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: miam-I felt like jumping out the window. Not knowing where I would go or even if I would make it. I know this sounds weird but I am not human I am something else. Something that people don’t think exists, something that I am scared of.
I looked out the window trying to figure out who I was, where I came from and if I’m human. My name is miam, and its short for something but I don’t know. My mom died when I was only 3 years old. I live with my uncle. My dad got drunk and took of and I haven’t seen him since.
Category: Het Romance > Warned
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Death, Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1475 | Read count: 1821 [Report This]
Published: 24/03/09 | Updated: 24/03/09


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 24/03/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1-no need for lies

...u know, i never really got the plot somewhere but it was still good! of course, o hate plots...their like chains...or BARS on your story! anyway, r u twlling this in UR point of view?!?!?!?! aw come on come on comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon!!!!! tellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellme!!!!

Author's Response: idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk it just came to me out of no where like a donut falling out of the clouds and hitting me on the head!!! i loved this storyyyy and my friend leslie alos a naruto lover loves it lol!!



Title: Relent by doodlelover
Rated: R18 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: With a relationship built from heated rivalry and impromptu jerk-off sessions, can something more spring from something so tense, yet so extremely fragile? And can it be revealed before it's too late?

SasuNaruSasu, AU, guyxguy content. Somewhat PWP.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Angst (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Pair SasuNaru, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Angst, Drama, Graphic lemon, Romance
Warnings: AU, Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5032 | Read count: 2564 [Report This]
Published: 28/04/09 | Updated: 28/04/09


Reviewer: IDK Signed
Date: 05/07/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1-no need for lies

...theres nothing TT^TT



Title: Absolute Freedom by Jinxkirin
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Have you ever thought about living several lives.. at the same time.. and make the most public life the most secret one? How is it possible and is it? (SasuNaru fic)

When I found SO many mistakes in this still little story, I decided to rewrite it.. There still are some, but I hope not so much.. He-he.. I also changed something, so if you want to read further - read from the very beginning )) I hope this version will be more popular!

Don't forget about telling me if it's better, please!
Entirely yours,
Jinxkirin
Category: General Fiction > Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, OC, Pair SasuNaru, Sai, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 7125 | Read count: 4984 [Report This]
Published: 06/05/09 | Updated: 14/05/09


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 05/07/09 Title: Chapter 3: Naruto's revenge

lmao, are u serious?! stop posting this?! no one would want that unless they dont like the pairs u were writing about or yaoi!! XDDD

keep updating~!! pwease, love ya for ur story and in an appropriate way XD lol

Author's Response: Thank you for your review! I\'m already writing the next chapter



Title: He is not here.. by Jinxkirin
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: He walks alone, not caring about anything, thinking about only one person.
SasuNaru
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Pair SasuNaru, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1267 | Read count: 2068 [Report This]
Published: 17/06/09 | Updated: 17/06/09


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 20/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Walking alone

aww and i thought u were gonna make me cry *grins* good job *thumbs up*

~HimeIDK,

Author's Response: Thank you! :)



Title: It Was Bound To Happen by ForyourLove
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: For once the giant pervert finds himself at the wrong bathhouse, before he can leave to find the right one he hears something...maybe finding the wrong bathhouse isn't such a bad thing (JirNaru)
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: Jiraiya, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Graphic lemon
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3616 | Read count: 1659 [Report This]
Published: 18/06/09 | Updated: 18/06/09


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 19/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

heehee i gotta say: HIGHLARIOUS ENDING *high-fives you*

^^ anyway, you dont see a lot of these these days...wow i had to repeat that XD

JiraNaru aren't very common...*pout* idk y *shrugs* ahh well~ everyone appreciates different things right?

Author's Response: OMG, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH XDD A Gai thumbs up and a highfive *teary eyed* I highfive everyone, even random strangers while I\'m at work *is a cashier* Thank you T_T *HIGHFIVES YOU BACK!!* I know! Man, not too many JirNaru, at least not any good ones. I hope everyones appreciates different things cause I never write the same thing twice. At least I try not to. I do the same couple once in a while but thats cause some couples are hotter than others! Thanks so much for your continuted reviews and high ratings ^_^



Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 19/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

heehee i gotta say: HIGHLARIOUS ENDING *high-fives you*

^^ anyway, you dont see a lot of these these days...wow i had to repeat that XD

JiraNaru aren't very common...*pout* idk y *shrugs* ahh well~ everyone appreciates different things right?



Title: To Be With You by ForyourLove
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Sasuke comes home from a long mission, tired, weak, barely able to stand but hearing his dobe in the shower makes him long for something more then sleep....
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Angst, Graphic lemon, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1885 | Read count: 2144 [Report This]
Published: 18/06/09 | Updated: 18/06/09


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 19/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

awww, *thumbs up towards Sasuke like Lee & Gai* NICE~! (lol XD) i give it...a TEN!



Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 19/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

awww, *thumbs up towards Sasuke like Lee & Gai* NICE~! (lol XD) i give it...a TEN!



Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 19/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

awww, *thumbs up towards Sasuke like Lee & Gai* NICE~! (lol XD) i give it...a TEN!

Author's Response: OMG! xD I do the Gai thumbs up ALLLLLL the time, I even drew a face on my thumb with the Gai winky face and took a picture of it! Its my icon on my Adultfanfiction.net page! That made my day *chuckles* Thanks so much for the thumbs up and the high score!~ :D



Title: The Need to Know by ForyourLove
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: He has to know, he NEEDS to know just exactly how the Uchiha feels for him, but what if the answers aren't what he had hoped for. Utter fluff that will melt your teeth SasuNaru of course
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Pair SasuNaru
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1726 | Read count: 3115 [Report This]
Published: 18/06/09 | Updated: 18/06/09


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 19/06/09 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aww i

Author's Response: aww, I think we lost part of your review! XD But thanks anyways :D I appreciate even a lost thought ^^ High score is also much appreciated!



Title: The Love for Me by Lotus Blossamer
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Ever wonder who Naruto truly desires? Maybe feel Sasuke is hiding something? Well here they confess it all in a voice recording they don't know is being listened to by the public. From Neji Hyuga to Deidara, we'll find out all of their true feelings.
Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric, General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: All
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 503 | Read count: 2115 [Report This]
Published: 07/07/09 | Updated: 15/07/09


Reviewer: IDK Signed Liked
Date: 09/07/09 Title: Chapter 1: Naruto

lmafbao! XDDD loooooves it i thought is was going to be sasunarusasu or something but this is good too ^^ lol~!

yaaay first comment too, please update soon ^^

Author's Response: Tanku for the comment! Comments motivate me to keep a story going so you\'r a big friendly push. ^^ Yeah, I strayed away from whatwas to be expected so tat it would call for a more amusing effect rater than simple yaoi to be the big WOAH. I\'ll be using some real pairings but it\'ll only get funnier. \r\n\r\nI\'ll add another. ^<