Penname: arsenic_android [Contact]
Real name: Emily
Membership status: Member
Member since: 16/03/08
Website:
Beta-reader: No
Real name: Emily
Membership status: Member
Member since: 16/03/08
Website:
Beta-reader: No
Cor there you wacky kids! This is what they seemed to have called a bio, so I shall proceed to tell you all about my insanely wonderful self! *cough* not.
My name's Emily, I'm 17, turning 18 next May, I live in wonderful ol' Canada, which is not a huge block of ice that many of you may think.. I do however live in one of the most southern parts of Ontario (in the "golden horseshoe" if you want to look it up :P) so it gets friggin HOT here in the summertime!
I'm kind of short (taller than my mom though :D), i have shoulder-length black hair, although the back is short enough to spike up (which I do often, and it was only recently pointed out to me that I have Sasuke hair. eh heh *nervous giggle*). I have shit-brown eyes, (so my lovely friends and dad call them. My mom however calls them "beautiful." I just nod and ignore her when she says that..) and I have to wear contacts.
I also wear hearing-aids, which is strange seeing as I'm not an old person.. I was born with my hearing disability, so I've been wearing them since I was four. It sucks really. I have to take them off when I go swimming, and when I go to sleep. Sometimes my battery dies when I'm in school, and I often forget to pack some, so my teachers get extremely pissed at me. The only good thing is that I can sleep through everything, that includes my alarm clock. Oops. :P
A picture of me back when my hair was still blond/black. I find it extremely amusing, that's why I'm posting it here...
If you want to add me to myspace or facebook, here are the links. Myspace
Anywho, on to stories..
A Shop in West Konoha: SasuNaru oneshot. Complete. My first story, so it's not so great...
The Exam Class: A Sakura/Shikamaru drabble. I dunno, I always thought that pairing was cute.. Complete (again, one of my first, so not very good..)
Thoughts on a Mission: An Ino/Chouji drabble. Very strange. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this..
A Wizard in Konoha: HP/Naruto Crossover. Pairing might be Ron/Sasuke. I know, very strange. It's incomplete, and I don't think I'll be picking it up anytime soon..
Monsoon: A songfic in response to a challenge. SasuSaku- *shudder* Complete
Mission:New Target: In response to a challenge. Complete
Staring You Down:SasuNaru. It's incomplete, very strange plot, and my computer crashed when it had two new chapters written on it, so I've lost all motivation for it.
Full Moons: SasuNaru. Complete. I think it's really cute, so go check it out and review please ^_^
Konoha Cleaners: My new multi-chaptered story, and I'm not going to be giving it up anytime soon. :D I'm finished up to chapter three, and there will only be six chapters or so. I think it's well done, so go check it out! And review! *puppy dog eyes*
Okay, well I'm done rambling, so get onto reading some stuff! :P
Favorite Series
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Reviews by arsenic_android
Title: Zoo trip by MAR
Rated:
[Reviews - 9]
Rated:
[Reviews - 9]
Summary: Zoo time fun with SasuNaru
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3296 | Read count: 1720 [Report This]
Published: 25/08/06 | Updated: 25/08/06
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3296 | Read count: 1720 [Report This]
Published: 25/08/06 | Updated: 25/08/06
Reviewer: arsenic_android Signed
Date: 16/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Zoo trip
Date: 16/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Zoo trip
it's good! i like it! ok, since the two foxes had babies, which one's the girl fox, Sasuke or Naruto? ^_^
Title: Why Cant You Ever notice me by narubaby
Rated: U [Reviews - 7]
Rated: U
[Reviews - 7]
Summary: After a night of partying and drinking Naruto decids to leave after seeing his high school crush crushing on someone else when naruto get home he cant stand it anymore and decides to end it there and then
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 703 | Read count: 2561 [Report This]
Published: 15/08/07 | Updated: 15/08/07
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 703 | Read count: 2561 [Report This]
Published: 15/08/07 | Updated: 15/08/07
Reviewer: arsenic_android Signed
Date: 17/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 17/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
i'm assuming that this is hailey? correct me if i'm wrong.
that was such a sad story.. good though!
Title: The Replacement by Yumi
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 94]
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 94]
Summary: Sasuke works at a sex shop in a busy uptown district (unbeknownst to his friends) and has just been given a new work schedule and partner. Though he has a girlfriend, he’s looking for a new one. . . Sadly, all that work looking for a girl is ruined when he’s forced to find a quick replacement in order to stop his own marriage by dating someone who NO ONE would approve of: Uzumaki Naruto.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any affiliated characters. If I ever claim that, I've gone insane and should be shot on sight. ^^;;;;;
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Clan Hyuuga, Clan Uchiha, Gaara, Hidden Leaf Ninja, Hinata Hyuuga, Ino Yamanaka, Iruka Umino, Itachi Uchiha, Jiraiya, Kakashi Hatake, Kiba Inuzuka, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, Pair SasuNaru, Sai, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Shino Aburame, Tenten
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: No | Word count: 32136 | Read count: 40263 [Report This]
Published: 23/12/07 | Updated: 10/05/11
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any affiliated characters. If I ever claim that, I've gone insane and should be shot on sight. ^^;;;;;
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Clan Hyuuga, Clan Uchiha, Gaara, Hidden Leaf Ninja, Hinata Hyuuga, Ino Yamanaka, Iruka Umino, Itachi Uchiha, Jiraiya, Kakashi Hatake, Kiba Inuzuka, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, Pair SasuNaru, Sai, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Shino Aburame, Tenten
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: No | Word count: 32136 | Read count: 40263 [Report This]
Published: 23/12/07 | Updated: 10/05/11
Reviewer: arsenic_android Signed
Date: 15/06/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Choices
Date: 15/06/08 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Choices
wow. this is amazing - i love it!
seriously? stocking up for a holy convention? that's pretty funny.
i know what you mean about the not getting a lot of reviews. i'll hop over to you other stories and review them too! ^_^
please keep writing. *begs*
Author's Response: Aw, thanks! I look forward to your reviews!!\r\n\r\n- Yumi ^___^
Title: Your Touch by AnneLea
Rated: 18 [Reviews - 15]
Rated: 18
[Reviews - 15]
Summary: A rainy night brings our favorite loudmouth and our favorite introvert a little closer. Just how long it takes him to realize why she's so nervous around him, even here, is all up in the air.
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Tenten, Tsunade, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Love's Legacy
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8395 | Read count: 5088 [Report This]
Published: 17/02/08 | Updated: 15/04/08
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Tenten, Tsunade, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Love's Legacy
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8395 | Read count: 5088 [Report This]
Published: 17/02/08 | Updated: 15/04/08
Reviewer: arsenic_android Signed
Date: 17/03/08 Title: Chapter 3: Faith
Date: 17/03/08 Title: Chapter 3: Faith
that was so cute!! i've always loved the pairing, but you've made it better ^_^
awh, i didn't think kiba would react like that.
keep writing!
Author's Response: Well, I had to have somebody ruin the moment, and you\'ll see why Kiba was so upset in the next chapter or so. thanks!
Title: Yaoi Ero Kasetto by hinata_darkmoon
Rated: 18 [Reviews - 17]
Rated: 18
[Reviews - 17]
Summary: Sex, fun and more. We all love lemons...graphic lemons so here's a lot of them.
The title Yaoi Ero Kasetto, means Male/Male Sex Tape
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Graphic lemon
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2676 | Read count: 11495 [Report This]
Published: 05/03/08 | Updated: 20/07/08
The title Yaoi Ero Kasetto, means Male/Male Sex Tape
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Graphic lemon
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2676 | Read count: 11495 [Report This]
Published: 05/03/08 | Updated: 20/07/08
Reviewer: arsenic_android Signed
Date: 19/03/08 Title: Chapter 2: Kakashi/Iruka
Date: 19/03/08 Title: Chapter 2: Kakashi/Iruka
O_o i didn't know you were so good at these! I might have to hire you to write some for me. ^_^
-Emily (asst. squishy)
Author's Response: lol, dude r u like keeping watch for updates here lmao, i just added this like 2 minutes ago, nice to know u liked it yay! ^_^ hehehe asst. squishy ^_^ (u can tell i\'m hyper right now hahahaha) anyhoo thanx for the review em, c ya at school
Title: lost and found by narutoiscute1
Rated: R18
[Reviews - 1]
Rated: R18
[Reviews - 1]
Summary: Sakura loves Sasuke. One night she stays at his house and loses her virginity...
the next day, Sasuke leaves to Orochimaru.
Feeling confused and hurt, Sakura wonders if she can ever love again?
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 275 | Read count: 763 [Report This]
Published: 20/03/08 | Updated: 20/03/08
the next day, Sasuke leaves to Orochimaru.
Feeling confused and hurt, Sakura wonders if she can ever love again?
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 275 | Read count: 763 [Report This]
Published: 20/03/08 | Updated: 20/03/08
Reviewer: arsenic_android Signed
Date: 20/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 20/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
"lost her virginity, stayed over at Sasuke`s " in that order? haha. I like it so far!! keep writing! (naruto's an idiot. Sakura's stomach is big, but naruto doesn't get it. ^_^)
Looking forward to what happens next!
Title: Strong as a Dragon by MidnightWhisper7
Rated: U [Reviews - 3]
Rated: U
[Reviews - 3]
Summary: Her father wanted a boy. Instead, he got Tenten.
Category: Orphan
Characters: Tenten
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 259 | Read count: 1276 [Report This]
Published: 26/03/08 | Updated: 26/03/08
Category: Orphan
Characters: Tenten
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 259 | Read count: 1276 [Report This]
Published: 26/03/08 | Updated: 26/03/08
Reviewer: arsenic_android Signed
Date: 27/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot
Date: 27/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot
wow. that gave me goosebumps. ^_^
keep writing!
Title: The Ghost of Tom Joad by Silent Witness
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 2]
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 2]
Summary: This is a non-Naruto fiction that I've also posted at fictionpress.net. I figured the masses at TONFA might like to take a look at it too.
So the story: Coming back to Harlem after almost 5 years, Malcolm Achebe finds his home still fraught with all the problems he tried to escape at college. His friendships are torn apart by drugs, violence and poverty. It seems things are only getting worse...
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction > Original stories
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1106 | Read count: 1372 [Report This]
Published: 10/04/08 | Updated: 10/04/08
So the story: Coming back to Harlem after almost 5 years, Malcolm Achebe finds his home still fraught with all the problems he tried to escape at college. His friendships are torn apart by drugs, violence and poverty. It seems things are only getting worse...
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction > Original stories
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1106 | Read count: 1372 [Report This]
Published: 10/04/08 | Updated: 10/04/08
Reviewer: arsenic_android Signed
Date: 30/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 30/07/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
haha, nice to know you own this wonderful piece of fiction. i really, really like it, and hope to read more!
Title: Maid in Akihabara by Hope4love
Rated: R18 [Reviews - 6]
Rated: R18
[Reviews - 6]
Summary: Iruka never had a problem being an otaku or being a maid in a maid cafe. However, Iruka starts questioning his lifestyle when a serious gray-haired businessman walks into his life. Beta'd by Jennifer
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Kakashi and Iruka
Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Iruka Umino
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 5563 | Read count: 2785 [Report This]
Published: 19/04/08 | Updated: 10/03/09
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Kakashi and Iruka
Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Iruka Umino
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 5563 | Read count: 2785 [Report This]
Published: 19/04/08 | Updated: 10/03/09
Reviewer: arsenic_android Signed
Date: 19/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Welcome, Master!
Date: 19/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: Welcome, Master!
I'm liking this!! Iruko/Iruka sounds so cute! I really want to see a picture of him like that. ^_^ lol
Title: Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 109]
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 109]
Summary: 
You'd think being brought up by his mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier, but nothing comes that easily for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it.. Eventual Mokuton!Naruto No pairings.
Category: TONFA Award Category, General Fiction > Character-Centric, General Fiction > Pre-Series, General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: Jiraiya, Naruto Uzumaki, Tsunade, Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage)
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 | Completed: No | Word count: 103806 | Read count: 92289 [Report This]
Published: 01/05/08 | Updated: 14/08/08
You'd think being brought up by his mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier, but nothing comes that easily for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it.. Eventual Mokuton!Naruto No pairings.
Category: TONFA Award Category, General Fiction > Character-Centric, General Fiction > Pre-Series, General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: Jiraiya, Naruto Uzumaki, Tsunade, Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage)
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 | Completed: No | Word count: 103806 | Read count: 92289 [Report This]
Published: 01/05/08 | Updated: 14/08/08
Reviewer: arsenic_android Signed
Date: 19/05/08 Title: Chapter 6: Interlude: Training Day
Date: 19/05/08 Title: Chapter 6: Interlude: Training Day
This is an AMAZING story so far. I love it so much and keep up the great work! It's just so different than anything I've read before, and I'd love to read this mini-story arc!
I have to say, I'm also in love with the pictures, you did an amazing job!
^_^
Title: Hellish Summer by LemonyCrosby
Rated: R18 [Reviews - 4]
Rated: R18
[Reviews - 4]
Summary: When Mikoto Uchiha decides that her son needs some fresh air from the confinment of his room, she sends him to Camp Lemon there he meets our favorite hyperactive blonde and a whole world of hell. Rated M for language and lemons. Yaoi pairings SasuNaruSasu
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Graphic lemon, Romance
Warnings: AU, Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 3450 | Read count: 678 [Report This]
Published: 06/06/08 | Updated: 06/06/08
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Graphic lemon, Romance
Warnings: AU, Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 3450 | Read count: 678 [Report This]
Published: 06/06/08 | Updated: 06/06/08
Reviewer: arsenic_android Signed
Date: 06/06/08 Title: Chapter 1: Hell to the No
Date: 06/06/08 Title: Chapter 1: Hell to the No
ahaha! camp lemon, i love it. Keep writing please!