Real name: Jordan Majszak
Membership status: Member
Member since: 08/08/07
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Beta-reader: Yes
Yeah, I'm a guy who writes Naruto fanfiction while listening to thrash metal music while studying Poli Sci in college. weird, ain't it? That's about all there is to me. Music is my muse; all of my fanfics have been heavily inspired by a medley of heavy metal songs. If you can find them, give yourself a cookie. ;)
Other than heavy metal, I listen to mainly hardcore punk, classic rap and rapcore, along with prog rock like Pink Floyd.
In terms of Naruto fanfiction, I'm still mainly feeling my way out for what particularly interests me. I tend to like the darker side of fanfiction, since it tends to explore ideas of relevance, as well as appeals to my somewhat macabre tastes. In terms of pairings, I'm pretty open minded. My favorite right now is Naru/Saku. I like the relationship dynamics, and it gives me a nice sandbox to play around with.
My fanfics are posted on fanfiction.net under the penname "Sarcastic Avenger" since "Silent Witness" was already taken (damn!).
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 80]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, General, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Dark, Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 23 | Completed: No | Word count: 65991 | Read count: 37301 [Report This]
Published: 03/10/07 | Updated: 25/01/12
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Full Moon Tonight
Oh, and one more thing...
It'd be really depressing if this is the end of Sakura's ninja career. :(
*on knees, begging with sad puppy eyes* Please! Let her have a Rock Lee style recovery...
Author's Response: Hey, thanks alot for the review. And I\'ll be happy to take a look at your story!\r\n\r\nAnd I\'m not saying much-but if you have hope for Sakura, I think things might turn out for the best!
Date: 26/10/07 Title: Chapter 10: Choices
Ooh, those dumbasses are 'bout to get pwned!
I like your character development, can't wait to see how those sound nin get theirs handed to them.
Author's Response: glad to see you enjoyed it! Thanks for the review!
Date: 11/10/07 Title: Chapter 8: With Love And Regret
Hmm, the plot thickens. Keep up the good work.
Author's Response: Thanks for the review!
Rated: U
[Reviews - 5]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Kiba and Hinata, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Sakura Haruno, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shikamaru Nara, Rock Lee, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2118 | Read count: 6672 [Report This]
Published: 06/10/07 | Updated: 03/03/08
Date: 03/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Act 1
You don't have anything to fear. Shakespeare's works have been in the public domain for about four hundred years now. You can use them however you want.
Author's Response: Yeah, I know, but the thing I\'m scared of is the movie I\'m basing this off of. I know -that\'s- not more than four hundred years old. ;) But thanks for the encouragement!
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 18]Category: Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance > Top Pairs > Sakura and Ino
Characters: Sakura Haruno
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: No | Word count: 21825 | Read count: 29197 [Report This]
Published: 08/10/07 | Updated: 06/11/09
Date: 26/11/07 Title: Chapter 5: The Things We Do For Love
You know the funniest thing of all? We're studying reciprocity and gift exchange in Anthro this week. I don't think my prof exactly had this in mind...
I'm still wondering how this interchange between Ino and Sakura fits in with the time period five hours earlier. I have a couple of theories, but I'm not sure. Either way, it should be interesting. Keep up the good work on this fic. I love the dialogue; it's so real and full of life.
Author's Response: I\'m sure you could connect it to the Potlatch system of the Kula Islands some how.
Date: 06/11/09 Title: Chapter 12: Trouble is, Gee Whiz, I'm Dreaming My Life Away
OMG holy shit your back!
Date: 26/11/07 Title: Chapter 4: Let's Do the Time Warp Again!
*does time warp again*
Great chapter once again. i love the Rocky Horror reference. Keep up the good work.
Author's Response: Hey, always glad to hear from you. Thanks for the props. You should check out chapter 5.\r\n\r\nRasu
Date: 08/04/08 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Thursday, Never Looking Back
Yay! Update!
I really don't have anything to add. Masterfully done, as always, with a wealth of descriptive language.
I look forward to more.
Author's Response: You are so good for my ego. Thanks for the review!
Date: 18/03/08 Title: Chapter 7: Tuesday, Wednesday-Heart Attack
Hey, it's me again.
When is the next chapter coming? I've noticed that you haven't updated for a while.
Author's Response: Sorry about the lack of updates. I\'m not dead! School is totally kicking my butt and it will only get worse before it gets better. I\'ll try to have something out in a about another week if I can finish up the research part on my project. Thanks for sticking with me, you totally get props.
Date: 09/10/07 Title: Chapter 2: You may be right, I may be crazy
(@_@) Ino is definitely crazy. Either she is hallucinating (definitely crazy), or she can't realize that this is reality (also by definition crazy)
It's a little confusing right now, but I'm guessing that's the line you're going for. Mystery is always a good thing.
~(O_o)~ The flying spaghetti monster approves of this fanfic. He blesses you with his noodly appendage, and commands that you keep writing!
Author's Response: Thanks! I hate to admit it, but I have the FSM hat and was in the chorus. Chapter 3 should be coming soon (after my midterms are over, uck) and that should clear up some of the confusion.\r\n-Rasu
Date: 08/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prelude to a Kiss
Nothing beats Herbal Essences in the eye when it comes to bringing you back to reality. (^_^)
I must say, you've gotten me intrigued. I look forward to seeing how you develop this relationship. Keep up the good work. I always love the SakuraxIno pairings; those two just fit together so well as a couple.
Author's Response: Yeah, I know. That totally sucks. Plus, they never include that in the commercials;-)\r\nThanks for the feedback. You\'re right. Ino and Sakura are just such a classic case of OTP. In fact, they\'re really the only Naruto characters that I think I can always see paired together. I\'ve just put up the second chapter, so let me know what you think.
Date: 18/11/08 Title: Chapter 10: When You Wish Upon A Star
Holy shit! You've updated!
*hugs*
Yay! Can't wait for more!
Date: 04/02/08 Title: Chapter 7: Tuesday, Wednesday-Heart Attack
I have only one thing to point out: some of the extended conversations became a little confusing. Having three people in one conversation gets confusion unless you tell us who each speaker is.
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 14]Category: Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance > Top Pairs > Sakura and Ino
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Angst, Drama, General
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2102 | Read count: 3523 [Report This]
Published: 11/10/07 | Updated: 11/10/07
Date: 11/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Fixing Her Hair
I've seen this story far too often in real life. It's one of those horrible, tragic tales that no one seems to ever escape. Definitely shows the darker side of devotion. Keep up the good work.
Rated: 15 [Reviews - 1]
Sakura Haruno is a girl at the age of fourteen and she is the only true friend that Naruto has. Sakura usually helps him through hard times, and she's a very kind-hearted girl.
Sasuke Uchiha is seventeen, basically the age of rebellion. He 'hangs out' with Naruto and Sakura, but his real friends are Neji Hyuuga, Gaara Sabaku, and Shino Aburame. He's VERY popular.
Category: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1433 | Read count: 1375 [Report This]
Published: 13/10/07 | Updated: 13/10/07
Date: 14/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue
Hmm. It's an interesting take on those three characters. I look forward to seeing how you develop this.
Author's Response: Thanks!
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 8]Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Kakashi and Iruka, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Dark, Drama, Spiritual, Supernatural, Tragedy
Warnings: AU, Dark, Death, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 936 | Read count: 1527 [Report This]
Published: 14/10/07 | Updated: 14/10/07
Date: 14/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue Together
You're ebil. (o_0)
jk
I love a good tragedy, and I'm interested to see where you're going from here.
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 5]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Neji and Tenten
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shikamaru Nara, Rock Lee, Tenten, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 4874 | Read count: 7407 [Report This]
Published: 16/10/07 | Updated: 18/04/08
Date: 16/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
When I read the summary, the first thing that popped in my mind was "Lord of the Flies."
?
Am I on target, or is this just an excuse to put people on an island, alone together so that the romance can brew?
Either way, it might be interesting.
Author's Response: No not really lord of the flies... but i guess you will have to read and see
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 6]I plan to do a Naruto spoof on the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" SQUEE!!! XD problem is...Aside from Sasuke and Naruto, i'm not sure who else to have as the character's in the story! if anyone has any sugestions, that would be great.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers, General Fiction
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai, Sarutobi Hiruzen (Sandaime Hokage), Asuma Sarutobi, Temari, Tenten, Tobi, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Obito Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Kabuto Yakushi, Ino Yamanaka, Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage), Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Romance, Sci-Fi
Warnings: Death, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 163 | Read count: 1994 [Report This]
Published: 29/10/07 | Updated: 29/10/07
Date: 30/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Here's my idea so far.....^-^
You need to put Kakashi in there somewhere as well. Otherwise, your casting is pretty good. Sasuke as Dr. Frankenfurter = pwn.
Author's Response: Hm...I didn\'t think of that one...which is surprising, i mean, who could forget Kakashi?!?! lol, i\'ll think about it. ^-^
Rated: 18
[Reviews - 132]SasuNaruSaku; our poor blonde stuck in the middle! I appologize to Sakura haters now; there will be NaruSaku. This story has a plot, lemon in later chapters.
Will update when I feel loved, hehehe
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Shikamaru Nara, Temari, Tsunade, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Graphic lemon, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: Tereshi's Chance Series
Chapters: 24 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 48290 | Read count: 32104 [Report This]
Published: 08/11/07 | Updated: 07/03/08
Date: 08/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Intro
"But Sasuke, you're different. You don't like people."
ROFLCOPTER
So far, it looks pretty good. I look forward to seeing what comes next.
Author's Response: Sorry to look stupid, but what is the COPTER of your acronym?
Date: 14/11/07 Title: Chapter 2: Prognosis
Hmm. Fighting emo with emo...
lol
I think that you've got an interesting idea here. Keep up the good work.
Date: 28/11/07 Title: Chapter 4: Bitch
Oww....
That hurtz. There goes that plan. As much as I hate Sakura's behavior, I really like this story. Keep of the good work.
Date: 04/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Intro
The "COPTER" in ROFLCOPTER doesn't mean anything. Someone did a flash anim on YTMND.com that went something along the lines of "My ROFLCOPTER goes 'soi' 'soi' 'soi'"
Since I've seen it, i've started using ROFLCOPTER occasionally when I think something is rather surreal.
Rated: U
[Reviews - 2]Sasuke?...perhaps
Naruto?...also likely
Rock lee?...he whishes!
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 650 | Read count: 2193 [Report This]
Published: 15/11/07 | Updated: 15/11/07
Date: 16/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oww... That hurts.
Seems interesting so far. 650 words isn't quite enough to make much of a judgment, but I look forward to seeing what you have next.
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 8]Unfortunately, the Shinigami had a sudden sense of humor and reincarnated the Hokage into a teenage girl's body.
Category: General Fiction
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Orochimaru, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Kabuto Yakushi, Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage)
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Supernatural
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 10617 | Read count: 7095 [Report This]
Published: 19/11/07 | Updated: 12/12/07
Date: 27/02/08 Title: Chapter 5: Forest of Death! 2nd Exam!
This fic is progressing very well. I hope you continue it soon.
Date: 19/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Rebirth
Hmm, interesting. Getting gender flipped is always a sure way to have an interesting time. One prolly shouldn't make deals with Shinigami lol
In case you're wondering, the feminine form of "Minato" is "Minamo".