Real name: Jordan Majszak
Membership status: Member
Member since: 08/08/07
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Beta-reader: Yes
Yeah, I'm a guy who writes Naruto fanfiction while listening to thrash metal music while studying Poli Sci in college. weird, ain't it? That's about all there is to me. Music is my muse; all of my fanfics have been heavily inspired by a medley of heavy metal songs. If you can find them, give yourself a cookie. ;)
Other than heavy metal, I listen to mainly hardcore punk, classic rap and rapcore, along with prog rock like Pink Floyd.
In terms of Naruto fanfiction, I'm still mainly feeling my way out for what particularly interests me. I tend to like the darker side of fanfiction, since it tends to explore ideas of relevance, as well as appeals to my somewhat macabre tastes. In terms of pairings, I'm pretty open minded. My favorite right now is Naru/Saku. I like the relationship dynamics, and it gives me a nice sandbox to play around with.
My fanfics are posted on fanfiction.net under the penname "Sarcastic Avenger" since "Silent Witness" was already taken (damn!).
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[Reviews - 8]Category: Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance > Top Pairs > Sakura and Ino
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2955 | Read count: 3489 [Report This]
Published: 18/08/04 | Updated: 18/08/04
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Sunflower Kisses
Awww... That's so cute. And a little devious too.
I think a sequel's in order, you've got a hit here.
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[Reviews - 7]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 998 | Read count: 1420 [Report This]
Published: 07/11/05 | Updated: 07/11/05
Date: 09/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: N/A
Damn, that reminds me of my life...
Chouji really is a great guy, and this a wonderful fic. He really needs to have more good things happen to him.
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[Reviews - 5]Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8810 | Read count: 1554 [Report This]
Published: 14/08/06 | Updated: 14/08/06
Date: 08/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Sakura no Himitsu!
It was bizarre and surreal, in a good way. I kept expecting John Cleese to appear, saying "And Now for Something Completely Different..."
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[Reviews - 6]Category: Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance > Top Pairs > Sakura and Ino
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 4814 | Read count: 2092 [Report This]
Published: 02/10/06 | Updated: 02/10/06
Date: 02/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: How We Met
I think it was wonderful. Keep up the good work. But, one tiny little problem with this one. You forgot to put the close italization tag somewhere, so nearly the entire story ended up being italicized. If you can watch out for those, then things will be perfect.
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[Reviews - 9]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: No | Word count: 54254 | Read count: 14311 [Report This]
Published: 04/01/07 | Updated: 04/01/07
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Homecoming
I love it. This is probably the best fic I've read on this sight. I cannot wait for more. 10/10.
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[Reviews - 7]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1949 | Read count: 1405 [Report This]
Published: 14/02/07 | Updated: 14/02/07
Date: 07/04/08 Title: Chapter 1: The Return
You know, I was really disappointed when I found out that this fic was pointed in February 2007. It has so much potential, and it seems to be begging for completion. I really like the premise, and your writing is excellent, especially for fanfiction archive standards.
I really do hope that you continue with this story.
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[Reviews - 3]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2640 | Read count: 3976 [Report This]
Published: 20/03/07 | Updated: 21/03/07
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Damn. I wish I'd get bit by a snake on my inner thigh.
(h_h)
Rated: U
[Reviews - 34]Category:
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Fandoms
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 719 | Read count: 3026 [Report This]
Published: 01/04/07 | Updated: 01/04/07
Date: 26/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Fanfiction
You smashed the fourth wall pretty hardcore style. A fanfiction about someone reading fanfiction? That's pretty Pythonesque.
It was freaking hilarious.
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[Reviews - 2]Even until death.
SakuxSasu SakuxNaru
There might be other sidenote-couples.
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1643 | Read count: 1345 [Report This]
Published: 04/04/07 | Updated: 04/04/07
Date: 03/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: GOAL!!!
Okay, I speak french fairly well, so I noticed a couple of french syntactic and translation errors. First of all, in French, the word "college" refers to a middle school. Wierd, huh?
The word you are looking for is "l'université". Don't drop the article, since it notes a words gender. Second, most adjectives actually go after the noun they modify. The word "fidele" means "faithful", not "faith" in the religious sense. The word you are looking for is "foi".
The proper name for the college would be "La Foi Université Francaise."
Other than those minor errors, this a pretty good fic. I'm excited to see more, since this is an interesting concept that you've got working. If you need help on French language stuff, I'd be happy to beta read. Here's the url of a pretty good French-English dictionary: http://www.french-linguistics.co.uk/dictionary/englishfrench/
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[Reviews - 22]Naruto's a street rat, Sasuke's a prince. Sasuke's meant to marry a princess, but falls in love with Naruto. Can they ever be together? And what's Sasuke advisor, Orochimaru, and his assistant Kabuto, up to? NO FLAMES, please.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 7117 | Read count: 11083 [Report This]
Published: 07/05/07 | Updated: 30/04/08
Date: 18/11/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Street rat!
Now I will forever associate Disney with Yaoi...
Not a bad fic over all, but seriously I'm never going to think of Aladdin or Disney cartoons quite the same way.
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 58]Next story in my Families Of Konoha (Of Love And Life) Series!
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: The Families of Konoha (formally of love and life...)
Chapters: 24 | Completed: No | Word count: 40734 | Read count: 36190 [Report This]
Published: 20/05/07 | Updated: 02/04/09
Date: 13/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: New Arrivals
I must say, you have done a fantastic job on this whole series. Your plot line is very interesting, and has drawn me in. I can't wait to see what happens next.
Keep up the good work. :p
Author's Response: thankyou very much! i may not be able to update for a while, lots going on, but I\'m glad you\'ve enjoyed it so far =)
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 5]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs
Characters: Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Rock Lee
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1497 | Read count: 2491 [Report This]
Published: 09/07/07 | Updated: 09/07/07
Date: 09/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: High Maintenance Woman
I never really pictured Rock Lee as the working class hero type. It's kinda funny, and tragic too. I'm not a big country music fan, but I think this song fic is really fitting.
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 22]Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Maito Gai, Shikamaru Nara, Rock Lee, Sai, Asuma Sarutobi, Temari, Tenten, Tsunade, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: None
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenges: , A SasuNaru story
Challenge: , A SasuNaru story
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 8298 | Read count: 18049 [Report This]
Published: 26/07/07 | Updated: 14/12/09
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 2: Ch. 1: Good-bye
Battlestar Galactica called. They want their fake curse word back. (^_^)
jk
Sakura's usually my favorite character, but right now I want to choke the life out of her. You're pretty good at making a tragic story. If you can work just a little on the believability, this will be a truly great fic.
Author's Response: OMG lol, I love Battlestar Galactica! (And that\'s where i got it from XD) Anyway, thanks, and I like Sakura too, but she\'s not one of my faves ^^; I\'ll try harder! ^6
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 5]Chouji loves her, but all she does is criticize him and say he's overweight. How far will Chouji venture along the path of destruction that he has created for himself, just to be loved.
Rated 15 just to be on the safe side, some language and themes that may be disturbing to some people
Category:
Characters: Chouji Akimichi
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 696 | Read count: 2028 [Report This]
Published: 09/08/07 | Updated: 09/08/07
Date: 09/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Is another part coming? I think you've got a good idea going here.
Author's Response: yes there is, im sorry its taking so long but i want it to be really good. thanks for your review :)
Rated: 12/12A
[Reviews - 30]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Kiba and Hinata, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Neji and Tenten, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Shikamaru and Temari
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Maito Gai, Shikamaru Nara, Rock Lee, Asuma Sarutobi, Temari, Tenten, Tsunade, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka, Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Romance
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 18902 | Read count: 14173 [Report This]
Published: 10/08/07 | Updated: 05/01/08
Date: 11/08/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Two: The Plot Unfolds
Since I have yet to post fanfiction, It would not be proper for me to critique your writing style or story arc. But, I will say this: please, work on format and readability. Use the HTML script to break up paragraphs. It will make your work easier and more enjoyable to read.
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-- TemariSandyFan : thanks for the advice and once mi computer lets me figure out the stupid codes, ill fix it! srry if its caused u ne trouble
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 5]Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Asuma Sarutobi, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dark, Tragedy
Warnings: Dark, Death
Challenge: None
Series: Naruto Game Fanfictions
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1636 | Read count: 3695 [Report This]
Published: 21/08/07 | Updated: 21/08/07
Date: 19/03/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue
I can wait. Do what you need to do. :)
Author's Response: Thanks. I appreciate it.
Date: 19/03/08 Title: Chapter 2: Ch.1- Prelude
Ah Max Payne. I loved that game way back in the day when life was simpler. I love the film noir style, and you're pulling this off magnificently. Keep up the good work. I hope to read the next chapter soon. :)
Author's Response: Yeah... Max Payne is great. But as you say, life just isn\'t that simple anymore.
I\'m glad you like the story, but I don\'t have the time to continue it right now. I play along as I write, to get the details and dialogue down- which makes this quite a time-consuming venture. I won\'t be getting back to work on this for at least a while, but I\'m not abandoning it. If you would wait for a while, it will be great.
Rated: R18
[Reviews - 7]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5449 | Read count: 1773 [Report This]
Published: 22/08/07 | Updated: 22/08/07
Date: 02/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I must say, that is an odd way for two people to hook up...
Then again, the only difference between truth and fiction is that fiction has to be believable. Overall, this is a pretty good fic. Slash usually isn't my thing, but I really like this one. 10/10.
Rated: R18
[Reviews - 7]Category: Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance > Top Pairs > Temari & Other Females, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance > Top Pairs > Tenten & Other Females
Characters: Tenten
Genres: None
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 10549 | Read count: 1748 [Report This]
Published: 19/09/07 | Updated: 19/09/07
Date: 20/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: High Voltage!
And it has a plot! I'm not usually a fan of yaoi or yuri, but this one was really good. Keep up the good work.
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 2]Category: General Fiction
Characters: Sakura Haruno
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 8266 | Read count: 5549 [Report This]
Published: 19/09/07 | Updated: 07/05/08
Date: 20/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Liked Zatoichi much? (^_^)
I think this a pretty good start for a fanfic. This'll probably prove to be pretty interesting.
Author's Response: Errr.....Zatoichi?(XD no IDEA what that is!!!)\r\n\r\nAnyway I Reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy appreciate the review. Thanks a ton, and if you have any in-depth feedback, don\'t be afraid to post it. Anywho, chapter 2 is up now, you can read that if you like. Thanks again! \r\n\r\n-SakuraChanFAn
Date: 21/09/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Looks like it's shaping up pretty good so far. In later fics, when you want the Kyuubi to speak, try italicizing his words so that they stand out, and don't blend in with the paragraph. It's pretty moving too.
Anyway, Zatoichi was a character from old Japanese samurai films that took on a life of its own. "Zatoichi" literally means "blind one", and Zatoichi was a blind swordsmen who was really good at what he did.
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 2]Category: Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance > Top Pairs > Sakura and Ino
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Sakura Haruno, Shikamaru Nara, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1742 | Read count: 5682 [Report This]
Published: 25/09/07 | Updated: 25/09/07
Date: 26/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is a pretty good romance fic. You've made it believable (not many people go this extra mile), and you've made a realistic relationship. People in relationships fight, and you've captured that well.
If you could include just a little more back story, particularly the events that led up to the characters being in this situation, I think this could be a truly great fic.
If you have the time, I think that this would be worthy fic to continue writing on. (^_^)
Author's Response: Thanks! When I started this I was really focused on having that snapshot of the relationship because it does make it more believable. I have to admit, I get really tired (figuratively and literally) when the two main characters are always in constant peril. I thought that Ino and Sakura could use a vacation from angst;-) I am thinking of expanding this story some, maybe into a series of one shots that get linked together somehow. I guess I\'ll just see how it goes.
Rated: 12/12A
[Reviews - 9]Anyways This is an AU story where Naruto's dad, Minato(the fourth), and his mom, Kushina, are still alive and raising him to be a terrific shinobi. It's a naruxharem. Warning time skip spoilers and Kakashi gaiden spoilers.
This is my first fanfic so I would like some constructive criticism.
Category: General Fiction
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 6700 | Read count: 4978 [Report This]
Published: 28/09/07 | Updated: 29/03/08
Date: 30/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Yondaime Lives
One tiny little thing: use html to break up paragraphs. The basic code for a paragraph is this: use "
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 80]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, General, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: Dark, Death
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 23 | Completed: No | Word count: 65991 | Read count: 37043 [Report This]
Published: 03/10/07 | Updated: 25/01/12
Date: 10/11/08 Title: Salvation
Hey, you've got some duplicates for this chapter.
But otherwise, first rate job like always.
Date: 04/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Full Moon Tonight
Looks like I'm in the same boat as you. I've been dying to get someone to review my first fic here.
I really like this story. It's extremely well written, and well thought out. Keep up the good work. I like your fight scenes especially. That seems to be something that a lot of writers purposefully avoid, or drop the ball on.
Overall, this fic gets a 10/10 for your work so far. If you have time, could you read and review my fic "Runes to My Memory?"
Author's Response: thanks so much and when I get a chance i\'ll check out your story!