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The Dumb Child's Games by atenademon

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Ok, so Sasuke Uchiha mentally screamed but it wasn't as loud as the scream of the small boy. He grimaced upon hearing the cry and cursed the Godaime probably for the uncountable time that day. The blonde boy's cheeks were flooded with tears and out of instinct he brought his hands and started to rub his eyes. He also didn't even give a hint of giving up or ceasing to cry.



The raven sensed that people were going to arrive on this part of the village in any moment and that kind of attention he didn't want at this moment, not now with the small blonde. Sighing deeply to regain his usual calmness- Uchiha's don't lose their calm that easily- he tried reasonably and maybe successfully to make the boy stop.


"Shut the hell up(1)." He said sharply and determinately. He stared coldly at the young boy which fortunately did stop. The boy gave him a look too, his teary face turning into a pout, the bottom lip slowly trembling. Sasuke was about to sigh in relief that it was all over. But... it was only the silence before the storm because it ended with an even louder cry. Sasuke closed his eyes for a second, wishing to die just then as there was no way how to stop the kid.



"Quick, it's coming from over there." A voice yelled in the distance.


Sasuke heard it too and realizing that the villagers discovered the source of all yelling, he opened his eyes and tightening his grip around the bag which he was carrying and without a hesitation he grabbed the small boy and dashed through the gates of the compound. This is so stupid he told himself continuously while he covered the boy's mouth with one hand and with the other he held him.



They passed quickly in front of a wide gallery of big house which held the red/white fan symbol. The small boy, for unknown reason stopped from crying and he started even to giggle. Being carried while running it seemed like a nice ride for him and his hands were clapping, showing how excited he really was.



Not having anymore a reason to run, Sasuke stopped near a well and put the boy down. Naruto started to laugh and smile widely while jumping on his two small feet asking to be carried again. The raven understood what the boy meant and of course for him was a 'hell no' but he decided to stay silent and in exchange he leaned over the well catching his breath. He stared at the dark water, trying to put order in his thoughts as the boy came next to him and pulled by his pants to gather his attention. Annoyed already, Sasuke turned to the small boy but only to see him pouting and stretching his hands in air asking to be carried.



"Can you at least talk, dobe?" Sasuke asked and turned fully to the blonde looking at him curious. "According to the Hokage you're two years old, so you should at least be able to talk." He said and crouched to reach the younger boy's level. The boy's hands fell beside him and his face turned into a deeper pout but still no word came out of his mouth. Sasuke shook his head in defeat seeing that there was no way that the blonde would understand him since he didn't know how to talk.



"Great, not only that I have to take care of you, now I have to teach you how to talk." He said and straightened and grabbing the bag with the necessities which Tsunade gave him, he turned to continue his walk towards the main house leaving the boy behind.



"Nawruto want cawwry." (Naruto wants to be carried) a soft voice said slowly. The raven stopped surprised by what he heard and turned again to see the boy laying still next to the well but he had such a sad expression on his face it was heart-breaking but of course these insignificant things couldn't affect the almighty Uchiha. Naruto's hands were rubbing his teary eyes again and if Sasuke wouldn't do anything in the next moment, the small boy would start to cry again and that... would certainly affect his ears.



In fast movements, the raven reached beside the boy, grabbed him with one hand, threw him on his right shoulder and finally started to walk towards the house. At least he didn't have to worry that he would have to teach the boy from zero how to talk. The sound which reached his ears showed that the boy was happy again. Finally



In a few moments of continuously walking and turning corners of the maze of houses, they finally reached the biggest one. Naruto whimpered barely audible as his stomach started to hurt after being carried that much around. Climbing the three steps of wood, Sasuke reached at the door of his house and put the boy down. On the ground again, Naruto wobbled on his feet, barely keeping his balance and had to hug the raven's leg to not fall. Sasuke tried to shake his leg to make the small boy let go but that blonde acted like a leech! Giving up, he took his keys and slowly unlocked the door.



Walking inside with difficulty because of the small boy, Sasuke finally reached the hall.



"How about letting go now?" he asked hopefully that the blonde understood him. The boy blushed and held the leg tighter.



"No." he said simply and hid his face in the fabric of the pants.



"Oi, these are dirty." Sasuke said remembering himself that he still had his armor from the mission.



"Nuh, uh." Naruto shook his head and still kept his face hidden.



Rolling his eyes over and still holding the knob for support, Sasuke rose his leg higher from the ground. For his surprise, Naruto still held it tight so he rose the boy from the ground too.



"Why not?" he asked and shook his leg again at least to make the boy show his face or to let go.



"Sc-scawry." The boy said in a shaky voice. Sasuke rose an eyebrow and stared around at the big room.



"It's just a room, don't need to act like that." Sasuke said annoyed and lowered his leg down.



"Spooky." The boy said and finally peeked at the raven.



Sasuke twitched, the room was very illuminated as it was still day outside so the boy didn't have any reasons to act like that. But then again, he had to take care of that dumb little boy and also it was a house in which the boy has never been to. Sighing he stretched his right hand and switched on the lights thinking that probably it would have an effect.



"There, no more darkness." He said and grimaced not believing that he said those words nicely. Naruto peeked again and seeing that indeed those lights were on, he finally let go of the leg and taking precautions by looking to his left and right he made a few steps away.



"S'suke stinks." The boy looked up and grabbed his nose.



Sasuke nearly fell over but still he kept his composure and after he threw the keys on the table which was next to him he gave the boy a piercing glare.



"I know that I need a bath after a long mission." He said coldly and then made a pause. "And so do you." He copied the boy by grabbing his nose too. Naruto pouted and crossed his arms.



Satisfied that he annoyed the boy, Sasuke walked inside more in the house and went to the living room. The boy followed him closely and looked around almost breaking his neck as the house was indeed very big. And... very empty as they were the only ones there. Sasuke put the bag(4) on the table, and then he grabbed the scroll which was on it. He started to read it carefully as it requested some important information.



Sensing something hitting his left leg again, Sasuke looked down but only to see the small boy grabbing the pants. He sighed, not even one minute has passed since the boy let go, what was it now? The boy pulled even more to catch his attention.



"What?" he asked and put the scroll away. Seeing that Sasuke finally noticed him, Naruto sent him an exasperated look and grabbed the bottom region of his abdomen biting his lip and crossing his legs.



"S'suke, pee!" the boy barely could say. Sasuke twitched and putting his hands on his hips, he adopted a feminine figure.



"If you wear a diaper(2), good. If not, the bathroom is there, dobe." He said and pointed with his finger at an open door down the hall on the right.



Naruto gulped and stared at the door but he turned to Sasuke again. They continued to look at each other, Sasuke analyzing the situation and Naruto shaking his head 'no'. As it hit him, Sasuke's face turned into a shocked one.



"Oh hell no! I shall not be the one to potty train you!"(3)

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1. Shut the hell up: ^^; I know it's harsh but that was something Sasuke would normally say to Naruto as he still thinks Naruto an older one.
2. diaper: at two years, some of kids wear diapers some don't ^^
3. potty train: according to 2, after the kid gets rid of diapers he will normally learn how to do potty and eventually to use the toilet. xD
4. bag: Tsunade gave it to Sasuke, you'll see later what it contains.
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