Me:Hello class. Please be seated and take out a #2 pencil for class. My name is A-
Proto:WTF are you talking about?
Me: I dont know. But today we will be learing how to harm gay emos. When harming, remember that we are dealing with a homosexual-emotionally challenged hybrid, and can be quite dangerous and whiny. Now, how would you suggest that we harm them? Yes, Mr.Uzumaki.
Naruto:Quite calling me that!! Anyways, I think the best way to harm them is to rip their limbs off one-by-one and beat them sensless with them. Then we should shove flesh eating fireants up their ass, recording it and posting all over the internet, then carve our names into their dead eyelids and record their dead body being raped by the family dog. Then we could rip out their organs and put them in a microwave, rottissiere cooker, oven, or flush them down the toilet while we sell the body to science to figure out what pumps through their gay-emo vains to get some cash!!!!
Me:..........that............is.........PERFECT!!!! Extra credit points for being ruthless, and you dont have to do your homwork tonight.
Naruto:Sweet=^-^=.
Sakura:But teacher! That is sick, demented and completely-
Me:Naruto, would you like to demonstrate what else you have learned about harming pink-haired bimbo fangirls?
Naruto:Yes.*Gets up, walks over to Sakura and shows her a picture of Sasgay screwing Shino*
Sakura:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Shoots herself*
Me:Thank you Mr. Uzumaki. Now take your seat. Now class, your homework assignment is to find a gay emo to bring into class tomorrow. Who do you think would bo a good example?
Eveybody:Sasgay.
Sasgay:Hey!
Everybody:STFU!
Me:well Mr. Poolicker, it would seem that you are going too be the example tomorrow.
Sasguy:But-
Me: lifes not fair, get over it.
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Now, your turn, faithful reader. Its just bashing sasgay. Nothing fancy, just beat the shit out of him. Possibly how Naruto discribed.......
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