Little Sasu-chan and the Dead Frog

One day, little Sasu-chan wanders into the local brothel, dragging a dead frog on a piece of string along behind him.

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He goes up to the woman at the front and says "Please, Miss, I'd like a girl please."

"Go home, sonny" replies the proprietor, not unkindly, "you're too young yet for this."

Sasu-chan reaches into his pocket and drags out a £50 note which he slaps on the desk and beams brightly. "Up the stairs, third door on the right," the reply comes as the £50 vanishes.

Happy, Sasu-chan starts to climb the stairs…

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…when he runs back again: "I forgot, this girl has got to have active herpes!" he cries.

"No way kid, all our girls are clean!"

Sasu-chan reaches into the other pocket and another £50 appears. "Ah, last door on the left..." he is told.

Sasu-chan climbs the stairs, still dragging the dead frog on the string…

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…and some time later reappears. He waves to the woman at the front desk and is about to go out (with the frog) when she calls him back.

"I can understand curiosity at your age," she says, "but why the active herpes?"

"Well," says little Sasu-chan, a proud expression on his cute little face, "when I go home, Nawuto the baby sitter will be there. I'll screw him before he goes home and he’ll get the herpes. Later on, Itachi my aniki will take him home and have him in the back of the Mercedes, and he'll get the herpes. Later on, he'll get back and have some incest with mummy and she will get the herpes too. In the morning, daddy will go to work, the milkman will come and get in bed with mummy and he'll get the herpes and HE'S THE BASTARD WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!"

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*snuggles* poor sasu-chan...happy belated birthday to the gorgeous-emo-sexy-bastard;)