I heard a loud ~KLUNK~ as Sakura hit Naruto violently over the head. "YOU IDIOT! He's mastervating!"
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL? HOW DOES SHE EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?!
I stopped my odd behavior to listen to Naruto's responce.
"M-master... Masterwhat?" Naruto asked quizically.
"It makes your hair fall out." Sakura giggled with sweet revenge. That made me wonder... What had I done?
"Kakashi-Sensei! Stop Mastervating now! You'll lose all of your hair if you don't stop soon!!!!"
The whole place turned and looked at me. They stared. Some people dropped what they were holding, other's jaws dropped, others whispered to the person next to them.
I looked at the ground, and shook my head. Why did I go with them? Why didn't I just stay in bed? Anko was in a better mood than this place is!
I shook my head and sighed, walking forward. I didn't care anymore. I might as well scream it to the world!!!
'I'M A PERV! BATHE IN MY PERVINESS!' Wait... But... I forgot... If Jiraya found out... Oh dear...
I put some money on the booth table. "I'll take your finest." I looked up to see a large, laughing wolf staring me down the face.
My eyes grew wide. He couldn't be here. No, no and NO!
He couldn't have heard Naruto yell that, could he?
Oh, but he did.