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The Rave by Hyuuga Miaka

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Chapter notes: Yeah, um, so, I don't own these characters, bah blah blah... I don't own Naruto, blah blah blah... But I may add in a character of one of my friends~! You should check him out. His name'll be in here sooner or later.

From Kakashi's POV. Cause I like it that way. >P

A touch of Slash, but only a touch.
Ever since the dawn of time, there has been fascination. It has been with rocks, plants, animals, and even fire. And through this curiousty there was the gaining of knowledge. And with this knowledge, we grew above the animals, above all else. Above the birds and the bees (although we still do use the horrid example for the aspiring romantic to understand what we think is ooey gooey, not to be discussed until after the child's third relationship) and the coconut trees, above all of the plants and animals and even the smallest bactirium (which helps in an aspiring empire). And then, with our knowledge, we began to drift from our caves and build meager huts from the available items and plants. But there was fighting over who could live where (and we think we are so advanced with our real estate) and who could live around them. So we drifted apart, only to find that we needed each other so we banned togeth--

"Kakashi-Sensei!!"

Huh?

"Master Kakashi!!"

What the hell?

"Come on, open up!!"

Oh. Damn it.

"Kakaaaaaa-a-shiii-iiiiii seee-eeenseee-eeeiii!!"

I guess I'd better get up.

Wow. Qui--

"SENSEI!!"

DAMN.

"Alright, alright. Since you woke me up already, I guess I'd better."

"YESSSSSSSSSS!!"

Man. I was enjoying that book.

"Sensei, hey... Are you just waking up?"

Uh. Another one. "Yeah. And Naruto, don't even try it. You do NOT want to be in here right now." I added, knowing he would be picking the just added three locks on my door. I was greeted by a whining which was oh-so-familiar.

But... He would. Anko was still asleep, surprisingly. Man, he would kill me if he saw this. I guess I should write her a note. "Naruto, what do you want?" Stupid question. Knew it before I was finished. Then why did I keep talking?

"We HAVE to get to NinjaCon before Sasuke! He'll be steaming!"

Why did he need me there? Ah yes... To act like I'm training him. And what if I don't go?

"Please, Sensei? I need to get there before Ino."

Now I got it. They didn't know where it was. I jumped as Anko stirred behind me, the blankets ruffling. Thankfully, I was putting on my shirt so they wouldn't hear. I slipped on my jacket, and then searched for some boxers. None. I'll have to weat dirty ones, then... Hope they don't smell. Hope they aren't ripped, either...

I dug through a few piles of clothes until I found two pairs smelling of cologne. Gagging, I threw one behind me and tossed the less pungent-smelling ones on. Anko giggled as she smelled the boxers (which landed next to her), thinking I was ready again. "Oh, Kakashi! I'm too tired. I hope you didn't go to two much trouble!" I ran over, patted her head, trying to quiet her down, but she only giggled more.

"Kakashi Sensei... Who's in there with you?" Naruto yelled quite loudly, banging on the door.

Anko jumped up, wide awake.

Damn.
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