20 Ways To Annoy Sakura [Or at least make her mad ^_^]
1. Call her every two minutes and ask if her hair is naturally pink.
2. Tell her that Sasuke will never defeat Itachi even if she prays.
3. Bring Lee over to her house and have him confess his youthful love for eight days.
4. Bring Lee AND Gai over to her house. [‘Nuff said, she’ll go crazy.]
5. Tell her that Sasuke’s parents were cockatoos. [His hairstyle explains it all…]
6. Call her and ask if she watches the Teletubies.
7. Steal all of her clothes and leave a note that says pink doesn’t go good with red.
8. Tell her Itachi is better than Sasuke.
9. Call her Godzilla. [^_^]
10. Tell her that she isn’t strong enough to be a ninja every hour of the day.
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11. Tell her that Naruto didn’t plan on bringing Sasuke back when he said he would.
12. Ruin her diet. [She says she’s on a diet around the time Kakashi gives them the survival exercise, I believe.]
13. Call her every two hours and ask her if she wants a free car.
14. When she says no, crash the car into her house.
15. If she comes out of her house laugh at her and throw random things.
16. Steal everything in her room and give them to homeless people.
17. Pour melted chocolate onto her.
18. Tape her singing in the shower and play it loud enough so the whole village can hear it.
19. Fill her house with pie.
And the last one…
20. Repeat all of these things in a month. [^_^]
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