“Yo! Naku, could you pas me a soda?” Uki asked. Naku was in the kitchen cooking some three packages of ramen.
“Get off your ass and get it yourself...” she said “lazy ass bitch...”
“I heard that you fuckin bitch!!” Uki said as she went to the soda and grabbed a bottle of Kagome juice for her and Uki. She tossed the bottle to Uki who caught it without a word. “You’re welcome..!” she said sarcastically. Mizuni looked up at her.
“Thanks…I guess.” She opened the bottle and chugged half of it…which resulted with a burp that could be heard from L.A…and they were in New York!!!
“You’re so amazingly gross…” Naku muttered as she sat down three bowls of Ramen in front of the three girls. As soon as they took the first bite the new episode of Naruto flashed across the screen.
“NARUTO!!!!” they all squealed in unison.
“Hurry up and get some chopsticks Naku. We have to have chopsticks to say the least!” Mizuni said as the theme song came on.
“Get up and get it yourself! I cooked the flippin food so you can go get your own chopsticks!!” Naku said glaring at Mizuni. They continued to glare at each other until a very high pitched squeal came from in between the two girls.
“SASUKE I LOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!” Uki shouted in her little girl high voice. “I WILL LOVE YOU ETERNALLY AND FOREVER!!!!!!!!!” the two girls watched the screen as Sasuke (Uki’s ultimate crush) ran through a street.
“NARUTO!!!!” Naku shouted. (that’s Naku’s crush)
“OH MY GOODNESS IT’S GAARA!!!! I LOVE YOU GAARA!!!” Mizuni screamed. Suddenly a broom stick sounded on the floor.
“HEY YOU CRAZY GIRLS!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKIN KID SHOW NAHETO! NO ONE DOES!!!” The old man continued banging the broom against his ceiling which aggravated the girls even more. Uki stood up and opened the door.
“I’ll be back. Pause the TV” she demanded and stormed out of the apartment’s living room. Mizuni picked up the remote and paused the TV. A few seconds later they heard pounding on their downstairs neighbor’s door.
“YOU FUCKING OLD MEN!!!” they heard Uki shouting. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND STUBBORN AND STUCK UP TO CARE WHAT REALLY MATTERS!! SHUT THE HELL UP SO WE CAN WATCH OUR SHOW!!!!!”
“YOU GIRLS ARE ONLY 16 YEARS OLD, LIVING TOGETHER, AND WATCHING DUMB KIDS SHOWS!!!”
“THAT’S ABSOLUTLY NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS!!! SHUT THE HELL UP AND IF YOU BANG ON OUR FLOOR ONE MORE TIME I’LL SUE FOR THE DAMAGE!!!!! I HOPE ITACHI COMES AND STEALS YOUR SOUL!!!!” with that they heard the door slam and heard Uki deliberately stomping up the stairs to cause as much noise as possible. She opened the door and plopped back down on the couch with a smile on her face. “What are we waiting for? Let’s watch Naruto!” with that she picked the remote up and pressed play. But suddenly their door opened and the old man stepped in.
“FUCKIN BITCHES!!! I’M MOVING OUT AND AS FAR AWAY AS I CAN!!!” he shouted. The three girls smiled.
“Isn’t that such a shame..!?” Mizuni mocked the man.
“I know…we’ll miss you sooo much!!” Naku said joining in.
“Not me.” Uki said not understanding the joke. “You’re a bastard who deserves to go to hell. Now get the fuck outta my apartment.” She muttered not ungluing her eyes from the TV. The man turned as red as a tomato and slammed the door, causing the TV to fall off the stand and crash to the floor.
“GOD DAMIT!!!” Naku, Uki, and Mizuni said in unison. “THEY DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN KOHONA!!!!!!!!!” As soon as the words left the mouth everything around them started to spin and the colors swirled together. They held each other and landed in grass with a hard oof.
“Where are we?” Naku asked as they stared at the forest. Uki, being the idiot that she was, was already up and running towards the little town behind them.
“Come on!” she shouted. “We wont be here all day ya know!!” she skipped as she approached the gates at the end of the town. As soon as Mizuni and Naku had caught up they all stopped with their mouths hanging to the floor.
“Hey Uki? Did you just now notice that this isn’t the real world…and it looks a lot like…” Mizuni trailed off as she stared at the masked creatures on various different roofs on the outskirts of the town.
“KOHONA!!!!” Uki shouted. She ran to the edge of the gates where two ANBU officers came up. She quickly put on her damsel in distress act. “Hello.” She said in a very mature voice.
“And who might you be?” one of the officers asked.
“We are villagers from the cloud village.” Said Naku quickly picking up on Uki’s act.
“And we heard that Gaara was visiting and was sent to deliver him a message.” All the girls gave the two officers the puppy faces and the guards stepped aside.
“Gaara is in Kohona…I guess we can let you in.” the guard said. The three walked gleefully into the village of Kohona.
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