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Setting:It was a bright and sunny day in Konoha
A diplomatic Meeting between mist and leaf was SUPPOSED TO OCCOR
Naruto:Dammit (kicks Rock) Whats Taking Haku and Zabuza so long
(I Distance)Haku:Get The F**** Away From Me You Crazy B****
Zabuza:I'll Kill you
Stranger:Hey Naruto
Naruto:Hey Sasu---WTF OMFG NO F-king Way
Sasu(gay):I got a sex change so I can Be like Haku
Haku:F*** YOU YOU F-KING b**** IM A F***ING
BOY
Sasuke:(pants's HAku) Hey you werent kiding
Haku; IM gonna ****** **** ***** you you *********** ++++@#$## w@@^%@$!$ @$@^%#@$!$&*_ Get Over Here And Die YOu^*&*(#%^(&*#$%#*
Naruto: 0_0
Zabuza: Bwahahahhhahahahhahahbwahahahhahahahahaha
Haku: your next
Zabuza: omfg
Sas:Shadow Clone jutsu
Haku Slaughters them
Sasuke: OH S....H.....I....T....
Naruto:Hey Zabuza This could take a While Want to go do somthing ?
Zabuza(Thinking)Usualy HAku wont let me Lookat hentai But hees prity buisy(sasuke screeming loudly)
Zabuza:Lets go look at Hentai At the Bookstor
Naruto:um....Im Underage
Zabuza:Your also hokage
Naruto:Got it
Haku:@#$%$#$%!%^#&%@$&@^*@ $*^%# You Sasuke you &%^*&%*$&$&$^$&$(&#$%^#% %#*%^%^#%^*#%^* #%^#%^*#%^ #^*%#^%#
Zabuza: Thats our cue to leave(Enters Bookstore)
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