Kyuubi: welcome all to our first episode of naruto jeopardy . please welcome our contastants. First issssss naruto uzumaki
Naruto:I’m gonna win! Believe it!
Kyuubi:and sasuke!
Sasuke: kill itachi!!! Kill itachi!!!
Kyuubi: and sakura!
Sakura: hi sasuke look I’m on tv!
Sasuke: I’m right next to you
Sakura: oh
Kyuubi: shikamaru!
Shikamaru:and why am I here?
Kyuubi:because I have 13 pictures of temari naked
Shikamaru:I’m not a pervert, man
Kyuuni:are you sure cause their all limited edition. Shino and kankuro already bought some.
Shikamaru:WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shino and kankuro: don’t ask
Kyuubi:kiba!
Kiba:I’M HIGH ON SODA. SODA SODA SODA SODA SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyuubi: and finally, harry potter!
Harry potter: hello, I’m harry potter.
Kyuubi: and now let out jeopardy competition begin!.
Question 1:who is the president of the USA
Naruto*pushes button* Usher!!
Kyuubi: I’m sorry, but your wrong. Naruto is eliminated.
Naruto:damn!!!!!!!!!!
Kyuubi: are you high or something?
Naruto; yes!
Question 2:what is the easiest way to kill gaara?
Kiba; this way! *runs off to sunagakure with knife and rifle*
Kyuubi:well your right , but your gone so your eliminated.
Question 3:what do you do when your in a studio playing jeopardy with an insane fox, a retarded blondie, a puppy freak high on soda, an obsessed whore, a perverted smart dumbass, and harry potter, with a missing nin ninja named itachi outside the studio picking a fight.
Sasuke; WHAT THE HELL! ITACHI IS OUTSIDE THE STUDIO? *runs out of the studio with flamethrower.*
Kyuubi:okayyyyyyy lets move on.
Question 4: who’s the biggest whore in konoha?
Sakura: that’s easy, ino *glares at kyuubi* watch it…….
Kyuubi:*sweats* wrong, the answer is um………….you.
Sakura: **** you u ****in fat***
Sakura: *attempts to kill kyuubi*
Kyuubi:security!!!!!!!!!!!
*security comes and pulls sakura away*
Kyuubi:now we have only 2 contestants left:shikamaru and harry potter:
Final question: what is the killing spell that snape used on Dumbledore at book 6.
Shikamaru:shit, my porn *sob*
Harry potter: avada kadavra!
*shikamaru dies*
Kyuubi:ummmmmmmmmmm it looks like harry potter is the winner . well congrats harry.please send ideas of questions I can use.
Harry potter: I’m gonna spend it all on porn!!!! Whoo whoo
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