Summary: Just some wacky Christmassy stuff that I came up with, includes all of your favorite characters! ^_^ If you have a crazy, wacky, zany, etc. Christmas story about any of the characters, fill free to join in! (It doesn’t have to be about Christmas, it can be about any holiday, just preferably Christmas, but w/e. :P)
Deadly Dream: And I just added several chapters so R&R. XD
Oni_Chan~ I'm here too peeps ^_^ R&R arigatou
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Category: Orphan
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Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapter: 37 Completed: Yes
Words: 17699 Read: 35184
Published: 17/12/06 Updated: 22/12/06
1. An Akatsuki Christmas Crisis by Sasuke_Luvr [Reviews - 3]
(2677 words)Well here is my crapy story, hehe. T_T Just to warn you, I was like really, really, really bored and I just decided to write this story. There is some disturbing things in here like KakuzuxHidan and DeidaraxHidan, but it's funny! There are reasons why I put those in there! 0.o
2. SasuNaru Christmas(Sakura Must Die) by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 1]
(519 words)I`m bored and I like Chistmas so I`m adding on.
Disclaimer: I didn`t start this round robin.
3. What Do You Want For Christmas? by Sasuke_Luvr [Reviews - 1]
(649 words)One word to describe how I feel right now: HYPER!!!!!!!!
4. Snow And Brothers by Oni_Chan [Reviews - 1]
(569 words)Hey its Oni-Chan this time folks^_^
I decided to do a cute lil fic, and I mean lil its really short ^_^ Hope you like it ^_^
5. Naruto Carols by Sasuke_Luvr [Reviews - 1]
(548 words)STILL HYPER!! MWAHAHAHAHA! *pulls out chainsaw and chases random people with it* < That wasn't very Christmassy, let me redo that.... STILL HYPER!! MWAHAHAHAHA! *Grabs a Santa hat and puts it on* *pulls out a chainsaw and chases random people with it* < Yeah, I like that much better ~_^
6. Sasuke`s Verison Of Deck The Halls by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 1]
(222 words)I have been warping Deck The Halls for a week now and Sasuke is going to sing it to you now.
Sasuke: I am?
Me: Yes or else!*Pulles out massive shuriken*
Sasuke: Alright, bitch.
Me: What was that? *pokes him*
7. Stay With Me by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 1]
(1078 words)I already made this but I just had to add it on here. And its KakaIru sorry but its not Christmas its Birthday.
Disclaimer:I didn`t come up with this song, its Stay With Me by MXPX.
8. The Twelve Days of Christmas by Sasuke_Luvr [Reviews - 1]
(1446 words)Hey everyone! *waves* I decided to make a Naruto version of The Twelve Days of Christmas, soo, here it is! ^_^
9. Sasuke Got Run Over By A Ninja by Oni_Chan [Reviews - 0] (573 words)
Our New Version Of-
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Retitled To-
Sasuke Got Run Over By A Ninja
10. Sasuke The Snowman by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 1]
(322 words)Me: Naruto sing the song
Naruto: What, no.
Me: Please. *sad puppy eyes*
Naruto: Fine.
Me: Works every time *thumbs up*
11. The Night Before Christmas by Sasuke_Luvr [Reviews - 0] (487 words)
This just came to me, so I decided to write it down and post it on here! ^_^
12. Gaara`s Christmas Song by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (190 words)
Me: Ha, there you are. *starts dragging Gaara*
Gaara: What do you want?
Me: You have to sing.
Gaara: No!
Me: I `ll give you a cookie
Gaara: COOOOOOOOKKKKIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13. Snow Miser by Oni_Chan [Reviews - 0] (378 words)
-Oni-Chan- Get in there! Haku you're my lil snow bunny so you're singing this song boy!
-Haku- Yey! A song!
-Oni-Chan- Yup! And for backup lets see...*taps finder to chin before lightbulb appears* Team 7! Get out there and be back up!
-Team 7- *mummbles angrily*
14. Holiday Sake Songs by Oni_Chan [Reviews - 0] (251 words)
-Oni-Chan- Now for my next singing victim *evil laughter and looks around the room* Why are there only Sannin here?
15. Naughty Sasuke by Oni_Chan [Reviews - 0] (281 words)
-Oni-Chan- Ok People! Im a girl on a sugar rush! I found songs and was just like 'Woah! Need To Torture Charries *evil laughter*'
So here I am! Let The Madness insue! *kicks the avenger on stage*
16. What Do You Want For Christmas? II by Oni_Chan [Reviews - 0] (423 words)
Oni-Chan- Bleh there was a technical error and some how this was ontop of another chapter so I erased this and decided to move it back in place xP
^_^ Sorry for the confusion ^_^
17. Heat Miser by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (236 words)
This is the second part to Oni_chan`s Snow miser story.
18. Sakura Roasting Over An Open Fire by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (209 words)
Me:Okay this time everyone has to sing.
Everyone:What?
Sasuke_Luvr/Oni_Chan:*start laughing*
Me:You have to sing too.
Sasuke_Luvr/Oni_Chan:Meep
19. Kidnap the Sandy Nin by Sasuke_Luvr [Reviews - 0] (555 words)
The song is Kidnap the Sandy Claws by Shock, Lock, and Barrel, from the Nightmare Before Christmas!
This is one of few that nobody gets killed or looses any limbs. ( And yes, that includes Sasuke. T_T )
20. What's This? Our Wacky Konoha Christmas In A Nutshell by Oni_Chan [Reviews - 0] (493 words)
Oni-Chan- Gaara-kun you're up!
Gaara- *glares* I'm sick of songs
Akina & Deadly- Chainsaw time! Wee! *grab chainsaws from no where*
Gaara- Meep
Oni-Chan- Noo! *jumps to save Gaara* I'll handle this
Akina & Deadly- Psht fine
Oni-Chan- Thank you. Look Gaara! Cookie! If you song you get a cookie!
Gaara- Cookie! Anything for you cookie! *begins to sing*
21. Making Christmas by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (346 words)
Rachael: Its me deadly but know I`m using my real name and I brought my OC me in to sing.
Mayu: Why am I here?
Rachael: To kill Sasuke with us.
Mayu: good reason.
22. Naruto`s Song by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (188 words)
Naruto: HeyI have a son! Hey! HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Mayu: fine just sing already.
Naruto: Where`s Oni, Akina and Rachael?
Mayu: I gave them the chapter off.
23. Poor Sasuke by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (267 words)
Sasuke:I`ve got a song.
Mayu:Screw you emo.
Sasuke:*starts whining*
Rachael:fine you cry baby, but I swear i`ll..*starts chainsaw*
24. Sasuke's Revenge by Oni_Chan [Reviews - 0] (369 words)
Sasuke- *sits in a corner* Finnaly time to unleash the ultimate revenge! *crazy emo cackle*
25. Do You Hear What I Hear by Sasuke_Luvr [Reviews - 0] (383 words)
Akina: Lets sing something meaningful, instead of something where somebody has to be killing!
Everyone: *groans*
Akina: *pulls out chainsaw* WE ARE GOING TO SING SOMETHING MEANINGFUL,DAMNIT, THEN MAYBE AT THE END THERE WILL BE VILOENCE!!
Everyone: O...okay *steps back*
Akina: Thank you! *winks*
26. The Akaktsuki`s Carol by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (273 words)
Mayu: Time for another song!
Itachi: Hey where`s Akina, Rachael, and Oni?
Mayu: Gave them another break so I could be with you guys. *glomps Itachi*
Deidara: And why did you only have the Akatsuki, un?
Mayu: I was getting tired of the other singers. *glomps Deidara but gets off before Akina comes to kill her*
27. Gaara What Have You Done? by Oni_Chan [Reviews - 0] (456 words)
Oni-Chan- Ok we we're going back to the basics here ^_^
Kaida- Messin with songs
Kimi- And killing Sa-*muffled by chainsaws rearing up*
Terrible Three- Give it away and die!
Kimi- *glares and hides behind Kaida*
Oni-Chan- Better! Ok Sand Trio You're Up!
28. Sasuke`s Revenge: Take 2 by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (278 words)
Mayu: Damn it, where are we?
Akina: Why are you asking me?
Mayu: Why not?
Kimi/Kaida: She has a point.
Sasuke: Shut up!!!
Fatal four: Holy shit, your still alive?!
Sasuke: Yes and its rvenge time, MWAHAHAHA!!!
Kimi: That didn`t go so well last time. Remember?
Mayu: Besides we have connections.
Sasuke: Just sing already.
29. Ni? O_O''' by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (294 words)
Ni: Mwahahahahahahahaha
Jiraiya: Who are you and why are we here?
Ni: I`m the new girl to the group, Ni. And you are all here cause we are going to have the sannin sing.
Kakashi: But why am I going to sing?
Ni: Cause I want to hear you sing!
30. Dolphin Sharks And Foxes by Oni_Chan [Reviews - 0] (347 words)
Kimi- Oni-Chan ish busy writing a paper so left us here
Kaida- And for today we have stolen Kakashi!
Kimi- Sing copy nin
Kaida- Mhm you must have copied some singing style jutsu
Kimi & Kakashi- *stares at kaida*
31. Who's Kissing Santa Claus? by Sasuke_Luvr [Reviews - 0] (355 words)
Akina: Oh Gaara!
Gaara: ...
Akina: Oh, there you are! You're going to love this song! It's a true story too. *evil laugh*
Kankuro: Yeah, I was there to witness it!
Everyone: WITNESS WHAT?!
Kankuro: I'll tell you...in....SONG!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
32. Traiter!!! *boo/hiss* by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (272 words)
Ni: Hey you left me out of the past 2 episodes, Oni, Akina!
Oni/Akina: So?
Ni: *Starts crying*runs over to Sasuke*I`m on your side.
Mayu: traiter!!!!!
Rachael: I told you we should have gotten rid of her.
33. Mr. Sasuke by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (385 words)
Mayu: This is a song for just about everyone, except Sasuke & Ni.
Itachi: And as always, violence.
Deidara/Akina: But first the song *kiss each other*
Rachael: Will you start us off Oni?
Oni: My pleasure.
34. Sasuke's Revenge: Take 3 by Oni_Chan [Reviews - 0] (576 words)
Sasuke- *glares at the Terrible Three and Fatal Four* What do you ahve to say for yoursleves?
All But Oni- Its All Oni-Chan's Fault!
Oni-Chan- Its not my bloody fault!
35. Beating Up Father Christmas by Sasuke_Luvr [Reviews - 0] (397 words)
Akina: Ready... one, two, a one, two, three, four...
36. Brandi`s Version Of Deck The Halls by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (233 words)
Mayu/Rachael: Our friend Brandi started this version of deck the halls.
Akina: So after a little persuasion we convinced Itachi, Gaara and Deidara-sama to sing it.
Oni: Woooot!!!
37. True Story by Deadly Dream [Reviews - 0] (174 words)
Mayu: This is a real story.
Akina: No killing of Sasuke, its about a day at school for Rachael around Christmas.
Kimi/Kaida/Oni: Daielle is her cousin and Drew is her friend and Danielle`s drug dealer.