From: administration@konohamail.com
To: Konoha Shinobi
Subject: New E-mail system
Hello all,
This is your Konoha Shinobi Administration Office. After reviewing numerous complaints from mail couriers and owners of courier birds sustaining injuries from Shinobi who were unhappy with the news they have received, we have come to the conclusion that worker’s compensation and hospitalization/vet costs for said couriers have become too great for us as a village to sustain such an occupation. Therefore, from today on, all Konoha Ninja would be required to communicate via E-mail. We thank you for your cooperation, though really, it’s your fault we’re in this jam in the first place.
Sincerely yours,
Konoha Shinobi Administration Office
P.S., before you even think of it, know that we at Admin have already tried to withdraw capital from the Elders’ Sake Fund to sustain mail couriers. Check Konoha prison cells No.326-348 and Konoha hospital beds No.28-34 if you wish to know the outcome.
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