- ''I'm home.'' Naruto said sarcastically. He stared up at the bridge. He walked under it with a sack full of clothes over his shoulder. He sat down, got a towel from his sack and set it down gently. ''My bed.'' he said, once again sarcastically. He lay on his 'bed' and fell asleep almost instantly.
The next day was interesting. School was... troublesome... but it all started when he got ''home''.
''Hey you! What are you doing on my bed?!'' yelled an angry Naruto when he came home. ''Heh, bed?'' said a strange man. He sounded very tired. ''Yes, 'bed'!''
''Oh, eh... sorry... i guess...''
''You guess?!''
''So what's your name?'' he asked so calmly no one would have thought Naruto was yelling at him.
''I'm Uzumaki Naruto. What's your name?'' he said this as if he hadn't been yalling just moments ago.
''Hehehe... I'm Hatake Kakashi. Nice too meet you.''
''Likewise...... so what are you doing on - YOU! GET OFF MY BED!''
Damn, I thought that would work for sure... Kakashi thought while snapping his fingers. ''Well... see... if I get off your bed, I won't have anywhere else to go...'' Naruto felt sad. He knew what it was like... being homeless himself and all.
''Ok, you can stay. Just, make some space or something...'' Naruto was very compassionate.
HA! I thought so...
For the next few hours, they talked about their reasons for being homeless. Apparently, Kakashi had a wife and a small fortune. They had been married for three years, until his wife, Anko, decided to divorce him. Her reasons were the following: he was neglecting her for some book, he went out with his friend Jiraiya too often, and he suddenly ''didn't feel like working''. The divorce was devastating to Kakashi. He was used to having Anko practically drooling over him.
He had always thought about divorce, but not of divorcing himself from Anko. He thought of it, but never thought it would happen in his marrige. He also had a son, but he wasn't Anko's son. He had a previous lover. His son was like him in many ways. He had silver hair, just like his father, and he was tall. He had glasses though... something Kakashi didn't have. His name was Kabuto. Kabuto really liked Anko. She was the mother he never had. When they divorced, he decided to stay with her. And so, as Kakashi told his story, time passed. They noticed it was late once they heard both their stomachs growl. Loud. Naruto had some money, ''Hey, let's go get something to eat.''
''I... sorta, kinda... don't have money...''
''That's alright, i have some.'' Kakashi didn't need to be told twice. He got up quickly and followed Naruto. They got to some small shack, Naruto got some tacos and Kakashi a burrito. Then they took their food home and ate.
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Well... this was pretty short... not what i expected. Not at all. But I'm still happy!!
Thanks for reading!!