Naruto was loud – unnecessarily and obnoxiously so. His stupid jumpsuit pissed him off, as did his lame hair style, and his dumb “dattabayo!” saying. He grated on Sasuke’s nerves all the time; he gave him headaches (and gray hair that he’d rip out whenever he saw it), ate all his food, slept in his bed, and made a mess, everywhere.

Sasuke worked hard at his job whilst Naruto did nothing. All he really wanted was to come home to a clean house, a compliant and respectful Naruto, and food that wasn’t disgusting Ramen. After a heated argument between them the previous night about the aforementioned things, he was sure that the house was going to be a disaster, Naruto was going to ignore him, and there would be several packages of Ramen shoved in each cupboard.

Needless to say, he was not in a hurry for work to end.

So it was a shock to come home and find the blonde with a crudely colored pink apron on, the house clean (for once), and his boyfriend grinning from ear to ear, holding up a bowl of steaming miso soup (surprisingly not Ramen).

For once, Sasuke was speechless.

“Aha, teme,” his boyfriend pursed his lips for a kiss and winked, “whaddya think?”

Sasuke scoffed, “you look ridiculous.”

(Somehow his loud, obnoxious boyfriend never failed to leave him speechless).

“And you better not’ve used my toothbrush to clean, dobe.”

Fin.