Don’t own Naruto, but would be richer than JK if I did
(Sorry Rowling, but the world of Sweet-Little-Book-Loving-Explody-Twig-Lovers were never a match for the Anime world, especially those scary fan girls) *Runs from hoard of FanGirls throwing merchandise at me *
JK Rolling: But I thought you loved my books Glomp? *Tear *
Me: I DO love your books, but Anime freaks are all kick-ass weirdo’s who are all completely insane…
Shikamaru: That explains why you fit right in!
Me: *Eye twitch *
Naruto: Because you like Anime and Manga, but more to the point, dress REALLY REALLY weird, know stupid things about the ‘Anime World’ that will…never…help you… in real....life- *Stops when he see’s eye twitching and an evil aura *
Sakura: NARUTO!!!!! *Throws apple at his head *
Naruto: Haha! Missed- *Apple hits him between the eyes, rolls to floor. Naruto picks up apple and bites it with the stem facing vertically *
Sakura: *Twitch twitch * The heck? THAT’S how you eat an apple?
Naruto: *Making a huge mess and talking with his mouth open * Hw-hat djo ouoo mem? Eaioh Sazzzuka?! (What do you mean? Eh, Sakura?)
Me: Fail Naruto. You obviously has no clue how to eat an apple properly.
Neji: *Walking in as I say that with his back to Naruto * There is no proper way to eat an apple Glomp. It’s an apple, your just being silly.
Naruto: *Mouth full of apple chunks * Mh he! Pf ehck *Apple bits fall out of his mouth. His lips, nose, and forehead get apple juice on them from biting into the apple awkwardly. *
Neji: I stand corrected.
Sasuke: That’s because Naruto’s an idiot.
Hinata: I-i-i d-don’t think Na-Naruto-k-hun-n is an idiot…. *Hinata whispers, blush *
Naruto: Pfory gek unt erp ouis, hwoug unk eegrhp? (Sorry I can’t hear you, could you speak up?)
Hinata: Huh? *Blush *
Naruto: PFORY GEK UNT ERP OUIS, HWOUG UNK ERRGHP? (SORRY, I CAN’T HEAR YOU, COULD YOU SPEAK UP?)
Neji: My poor, poor, cousin… such a kind and sweet heart- poor Hinata fell for this slob.
Hinata: Eh?! *Blush *
Neji: Tsk. Naruto, you had better tighten your manners. As of right now, you are unfit for Hinata to be seen with.
Hinata: EH?! *Big Blush *
Sakura: Let alone marry. Ugh, really Naruto, your disgusting.
Ino: Hinata? What do you see in this guy?
Hinata: EH?! *BLUSH, nosebleed, faints. *
Me: Wow. Didn’t think she’d last as long as she did… hmm…
Shikamaru: Billboard-Pig? When did you get here?
Sakura & Ino: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!
Shikamaru: That’s the nick-name you call each other…
Sakura & Ino: ONLY WE CAN CALl EACHOTHER THAT!!
Me: *sweatdrops *
Kiba: *Pops up * NOOOO!!! HINATA!!!
Me: What the-
Kiba and Akamaruo: *Night sky at a cliff background appears. Kiba and Akamaru howl at the moon *
Naruto: CHOM-nom-nom *Apple *
Me: What did that apple ever do to you, eh Naruto?
Neji: Wait! Naruto! DON’T ANSWER!!
Naruto: Arguf nobgt? (And why not?) *Mouth full of apple, pieces fall out *
Neji: *Faints, fluttering to the ground slowly like a feather * So grossss….
Me: *Snort laugh *
Sasuke: Loser. Your so immature.
Sakura: And gross.
*Naruto anime faints after being insulted by Sakura *
Ino: And…. And ORANGE!
Sasuke: *Turns head * Orange? Really? Orange?
*Sakura faints because Ino was acknowledged by Sasuke *
Ino: *Stars in eyes * H-he acknowledged my existence!! Eeee!! *Faints with a thud *
Sasuke: Orange?
Orochimaru: *Runs into room, cue blazing saddles music * SASUKEEEE!!!!! I WANT YOUR BODY!!!
Sasuke: *Girly scream *
*Sasuke runs off into the sunset as Orochimaru chases him *
Kabuto: You can have my body! Orichimaruuuuuuuuuuuu !!*Runs after them. They all slowly fad off into the sunset *
Me: Looks like their blasting off again.
(Note: Naruto, Sakura, Neji, Sasuke, Hinata, Ino, Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Kiba *still moon-houling * are all incapacitated.)
Shikamaru: …
Lee: *Pops up * EMBRACE YOUR POWER OF YOUTH!!! *Smacked down by Shikamaru *
Fact: 1/11 ninja are left conscious after Glomp discusses the proper way to eat and apple
Me: Actually, Shikamaru fell asleep.
Sasuke: *Still running off into the sunset * Haha- loser.
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Chapter notes: Though slightly odd, it is from 'my mind to your mind, your mind to my mind'. Don't judge my klingon ways!
^-^ Enjoy!
Chapter end notes: Wow, 2 posts one day! (Shock!)
What can I say? Apples are an inspiring fruit.
Well, I hope you enjoyed that! *Glomps readers * Bye!