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Narutastic: A legacy by SincereGlomp

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Chapter notes: Don’t own Naruto, but Sasuke wants to.
This was meant to be a thoughtful surprise party for an unappreciative Marry Sue. Stupid Sasuke... thinks he can be a buzz kill just because he has cool hair... grumble
Weeeeeeeellllllll… (well, not wheel, well,) today was a very important mission. Everyone was giddy with excitement, as we prepared ourselves. Kakashi went over the plan with us one more time

Kakashi: Glomp, Garra, you’ll be positioned here on either side of the bed, behind the headboard

Me: Muhuhahaha!
Garra: This, will be… interesting *smirk * Hmm. *Evil raspy Garra chuckle *

Kakashi: Sakura, Ino, it will be your job to hug him.

Sakura & Ino: *giggle giggle giggle * how better celebrate than with two cute girls hugging you?! Eaeeeeeeaeeeeeeee!!

Kakashi: Itachi, you’ll blow the confetti in his face, and Orochimaru will be in charge of the lights

Orochimaru: *Licks lips, chuckles * Excellent! Hmm?
Itachi: Heeee :D

Kakashi: Neji, you’ll smile and look cute.

Me: You do that so well!
Neji: ;)

Kakashi: Shikamaru, it will be your job to use your Shadow Possession Jutsu to keep him right where we want him!

Me: This is going to be Saske’s best Birthday EVER!!
Sakura & Ino: *Jumping up and down squealing *
Orochimaru: It will be sssssssssssuch a ssssurprise, mh? X)

Kiba: Wait, wait wait, I’m at the end right?

Kakashi: *Sigh * Okay, one more time; Orochimaru turns on the lights to wake him up, Glomp and Garra wake him up further by pushing him out of bed

Shikamaru: He won’t get up otherwise. He’ll want to sleep-in.
Me: *Nod nod *
Ino: Shika’s a sleeping expert!!

Kakashi: Sakura and Ino will give him a BIG Birthday hug, Itachi will blow confetti in his face to make it more magical *Stars in eyes *

Neji: Yay! ;)
Haku: *Claps hands * Magic fun!

Kakashi: Kiba and Akamaru will say happy birthday after Shikamaru uses his Shadow Possession Jutsu

Akamaru: *Ruff! * :P

Kakashi: Chogi will bring the cake, and Haku will sing Happy Birthday. ;)

Haku: :3

Kakashi: So the order is Orochimaru, Glomp & Garra, Sakura & Ino, Ittachi, Shikamaru, Kiba & Akamaru, Chogi, Haku.
Ready team?

All: Thunderbirds are go!!
* We slowly creep into Sasuke’s room, getting ready to surprise him. We all got into our positions, and waited as well all counted. 1, 2, 3, 8, 9, 10! *

Orochimaru: *Flicks on the lights, licks lips, smiles *
Sasuke: *Jolts up, sitting and staring at Orochimaru in fear *
Me & Garra: *Smile down at him and chuckle *
Sasuke: *Stumbles, jumping out of bed, confusing our faces with malice… o_0 *
Sakura & Ino: *Grab at Sasuke, now standing, and each hug an arm * giggle giggle
Sasuke: Ahhh! *Terrified shudder as he looks at the two fangirls, wondering in fear what they are doing in his bedroom 0,0 *
Itachi: *Shadingan eyes shimmer, wink, blows confetti in Sasuke’s face *
Sasuke: *Eyes go wide * B-b-b-b-brother? .. *Terror rises in Sasuke at the sight of his brother again * Eep! *Sasuke makes a move to run, but finds that he can’t move *
Shikamaru: *Smirk * Got ya. *Smirk *
Sasuke: *In utter panic, his mind running wild *
Kiba & Akamaru: *Kiba lifts Akamaru to give Sasuke a Birthday kiss from his puppy on the back of the neck *
Sasuke: EEEP!!! A-a-a-a-a-a-a-h !!!!!!!!!!*Eyes searching frantically for where Oruchimaru has gone as he fells a lick at the back of his neck *
Chogi: *Brings in the big cake as planned, smiling down at the Birthday boy *
Sasuke: *Hears dull thuds in the distance, feels ground shaking as he looks up into Chogi’s glowering face * gasp *quick intake of air *
Haku: Happy Birthday….. to you….Happy Birthday……to you……Happy Birthday- *leans towards his friend smiling * -dear Sasuke-
Sasuke: *Hears a ghostly soft and eerily gentle voice singing happy birthday * quick intake of breath *Sees the first calm face, it leans towards him, continuing it’s sick song, so pale, sooo cold… *
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKK!!!!

*Thud *
Sasuke: *Fallen on the ground, unconscious, eyes still wide in pure terror *
Shikamaru: He didn’t look THAT tired? What a drag.

Chogi: What gives?
Me: *Pout * We followed the plan…
Haku: *Tremble tremble * Did I do something wrong? *Tear *
Neji: Lets put him back in bed and be waiting for him when he wakes up! :3

All: *Put Sasuke back to bed and all sit around the bed, not leaving an empty space at any edge or corner, and wait for him to wake up. All hovering over Sasuke smiling *


Sasuke had to undergo extensive therapy after his B-day Bash! My Feelings were hurt. I mean come on! Everyone had worked so hard to surprise him for his birthday and he didn’t even say thank you! What a jerk. So I posted stills of the video we had taken of it all over the house, especially his room. I also punched him in the face.

Kakashi: *Still in the living room reading his book, waiting for the party to start *
Chapter end notes: Well, I hope you enjoyed this fic. Either way, I would really appreciate feedback. ^-^ *Glomps readers * Bye!!
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