Summary:

Gaara finally sets up his voicemail for his telephone. Everyday, he comes home to find peace and relaxation, but when he decides to check his answering machine... well, the rest of his evening isn't very relaxing.
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: Baki, Chouji Akimichi, Dosu Kinuta, Gaara, Jiraiya, Kankurou, Rock Lee, Orochimaru, Temari
Genres: Humor
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 277 | Read count: 2702 [Report This]
Published: 03/11/09 | Updated: 03/11/09

Summary: Konohas junchuriki is kidnapped at a young age by a certain Snake Sannin. He is trained in both Shinobi and Kunoichi arts. Years later he's back along with his master to destroy the village they both hate . . . May turn out to be OroNaru.
Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Graphic lemon, Humor, Romance, Tragedy
Warnings: AU, Dark, Death, Incest, OOC, Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 7135 | Read count: 1551 [Report This]
Published: 19/10/09 | Updated: 03/11/09

Summary: (Takes place in Feudal Japan)

In the 19th Edo Infantry, everyone has a story.

There's Naruto Uzumaki, a young man with a big heart and courage like a lion. He'd throw himself into danger to save any of his comrades in arms, especially his tentmate, Sasuke Uchiha. But his bravery-- or is is lack of caring for his own life?-- is his way of atonement. Because there was one person that he just couldn't save...

There's Sasuke Uchiha, a raven-haired, strong young man who refuses to talk about his family or past. He has a secret. Someone's out to get him and finish a job they couldn't complete. Sasuke would do anything to escape his fate, even if it meant joining the army. Unfortunately, now has a tentmate that he's desperate to protect form his past...

There's Sakura Haruno, who is disguised as her brother, Kei, in order to help him escape from the fate of joining the army in the draft that came to her village. She's in s very sticky situation: she's a girl, so there's the job of keeping her identity a secret, especially from her tentmate, Izumi...

And there's Izumi Togu, a sensible young man who's caught up in the fact that his tentmate is a girl. Intrigued by this, he struggles between protecting her-- finding a way to send her home without having her killed because she's female-- or protecting her wishes of preventing her brother from ending up where she is...

In the end, they're all united by one thing: a common enemy that they'll have to defeat to save everything that's precious to them, especially each other.
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Other, Het Romance > Fluff, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Death, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 51 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 73284 | Read count: 80281 [Report This]
Published: 19/07/09 | Updated: 01/11/09

Summary: The main plot of NTNC is that Naruto has this sexy dream about Sakura, He gets riled up and adventures around having sex with other girls, before he has sex with sakura.
Category: General Fiction > Naruto, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: All
Genres: None
Warnings: Rape, Sexual Themes, Yaoi, Yuri
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 787 | Read count: 1204 [Report This]
Published: 27/10/09 | Updated: 27/10/09

Summary: They never have much time to be together, but this treasure hunt feels interesting. Naruto chases down his birthday gift… GaaNaru
Category: General Fiction > Post-Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Naruto and Gaara, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: Gaara, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor, Romance, WAFF
Warnings: Sexual Themes, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: Monsters Can Love Too
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 817 | Read count: 2376 [Report This]
Published: 25/10/09 | Updated: 25/10/09

Summary: Today is a very delicate date for Gaara, and he tries to figure out just how much things have changed with the help of a very special blonde… GaaNaru Friendship and fluff. Shukaku.
Category: General Fiction > Timeless, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Naruto and Gaara, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi)
Characters: Gaara, Naruto Uzumaki, Shukaku
Genres: Angst, Romance, WAFF
Warnings: Dark
Challenge: None
Series: Monsters Can Love Too
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5627 | Read count: 2188 [Report This]
Published: 25/10/09 | Updated: 25/10/09

Summary: The-Girl-Who-Lived is rescued from squalor at a young age by the enigmatic demon King Quanti.


Watch as she grows from a human child into a powerful demon princess, all the while trying to keep her secret from well-meaning Headmasters and evil demon Queens.

Fem!HarryxOC.
Category: General Fiction > Character-Centric, Het Romance > Fluff, Het Romance > Angst, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU, Non-Naruto Fiction > Harry Potter
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Warnings: AU, Dark, Death, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1471 | Read count: 2003 [Report This]
Published: 17/10/09 | Updated: 17/10/09

Summary: Poetry
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction > Poems
Characters: None
Genres: Poetry
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 209 | Read count: 1906 [Report This]
Published: 08/10/09 | Updated: 08/10/09

Summary: He could see their hate and anger, he could see how much they wanted him to dissapear but he refused. He wanted to live, to be ALIVE, to find someone who could accept him for who he was, for what he was, just as Naruto
Category: General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Angst, General
Warnings: Drabble, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 407 | Read count: 1793 [Report This]
Published: 01/10/09 | Updated: 01/10/09

Summary: The phrase 'don't walk into the light' is given a whole new meaning when seven year old Ruri walks through a portal and finds her self stranded in the Narutoverse.

Try as she might she can't get home and knowing whats going to happen isn't always a good thing in a pre-massacre world. Uchiha clan politics are going to be the death of her, literaly.


Things aren't always as they seem and befriending Naruto and the others is going to be harder than ever.
Category: OC-centric, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Crossovers, General Fiction > Naruto, Het Romance > Angst, Non-Naruto Fiction > Death Note, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Minor AU
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Romance
Warnings: AU, Death, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 7093 | Read count: 6590 [Report This]
Published: 16/08/09 | Updated: 01/10/09

Summary: Kakshi's mask is somethin else...
Category: Essays & Tutorials > Character Essays
Characters: Kakashi Hatake
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 607 | Read count: 2532 [Report This]
Published: 27/09/09 | Updated: 27/09/09

Summary: Old version still up!
Summary:Shit happens, it's a part of life. But Fate just seems to hate him in particular, or that is just loves to toy with him. Konoha already lost him once, and it's already too late to get him back... Maybe. RNR!
YAOI, Implied M-Preg
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Fluff (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Warned (Shonen-ai/Yaoi), Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Other
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: AU, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1014 | Read count: 1726 [Report This]
Published: 26/09/09 | Updated: 26/09/09

Summary: Woman by night, accursed iron monster by day.

Fumiko Tetsuko was forcefully given the Curse Mark by Orochimaru, but her blood didn't take too well to the evil. Now she's got a huge problem.

During the day, she's a scary as hell monster with iron skin, red eyes, and uncontrollable hair problems. At night, however, she's herself; a beautiful woman with pale, creamy skin, straight dark brown hair, and... red eyes...?

So what's it going to be like as a ninja in Konohagakure when you're a monster, the Akatsuki are after you, including Uchiha Sasuke, and you've got nowhere to go?

Life is hell...
Category: OC-centric, General Fiction > Naruto
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dark, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Supernatural
Warnings: Dark, Death, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1604 | Read count: 1863 [Report This]
Published: 23/09/09 | Updated: 23/09/09