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... Is it working? How do you get this thing to work? ... It's recording now? Oh, okay then. Ahem... Hello, this is Gaara. I am either destroying all of humanity because I have nothing better to do, or I'm eating Gizzard. Mmmm, gizzard... Anyway, leave me a freakin' message! I'm lonely! And-

Loud bang is heard in background.

What was that?! HOLY MOTHER OF GOSH! Get out of here, you ba-

BEEP.


    Message 1 (Temari): Dammit, Gaara! Give me back my eyeliner!

    Message 2 (Kankurou): Gaara, I want my purple crayola marker back! Without it, I AM NOTHING!!

    Message 3 (Dousu): Why did you have to go and kill me!? What did I ever to do you!? Is it because I'm fat!? Huh?! Is it?! IS IT!?

    Message 4 (Fangirl): SQUEEEEEEEAL! ...

    Message 5 (Baki): I only wished that I could have lived long enough to bare your children...

    Message 6 (Orochimaru): I accidentally killed Sasuke, I want your body now. How about we hook up at McDonald's and talk about it?

    Message 7 (Grocery Store):     GIVE US BACK THE DAMN GIZZARD YOU STOLE!

    Message 8 (Fangirl): I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

    Message 9 (Chouji): POTATOE CHIPS!

    Message 10 (Neji): Yeah, uh, hey. I was just wondering why you never called me back from the other night... So, uh, when you get this message, call me...

    Message 11 (Lee): BOOBIES! I... want... BOOBIES! Soft... squishy... BOOBIES!

    Message 12 (Fangirl): ASkdjdfkgndufhnsehruehs!

    Message 13 (Jiraiya): Steal my women again, and prepare to be butt-raped! I MEAN, beat up... and mugged... yeah... totally...

    Message 14 (InuYasha): ... I think I have the wrong number.

    Message 15 (Lee): I FOUND BOOBIES! YAAAAAAY!
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Original Script by Rivka, current release to be found at Source Forge. TONFA is not affliated with any of the creators of Naruto, nor with Bandai.

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