Real name: Andrew Denton
Membership status: Member
Member since: 11/05/07
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Not much to say. I like to kill stuff, shoot stuff, and have random, violent tendencies. Oh, and ITACHI KICKS A$$ AND SASGAY SUCKS!!!!! That's about it. And Tenten is mine. Yah hear that Neji?!?! SHE'S MINE!!!! And my main OC is Proto. You can use him if you say please....and dance.
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..('')_('')..........this is bunny,he wants world domination,join him on the dark side and put him in you're profile if you want to live an evil life.
lolz its a big bunnay.
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(^-^)
' 0 'this is mini bunny. Join the dark side, for we have MUFFINS.
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 10]Category: MadFic > Interviews and Talk Shows
Characters: All
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 1474 | Read count: 4224 [Report This]
Published: 10/06/07 | Updated: 21/06/07
Date: 18/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: 1st question:ultimate ninja
Hahaha! That is funny! I have a ? 4 the WHOLE Akatsuki! What's up with the cloaks and purple nail polish? And why is Tobi a good boy??
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-- dehaloking : thx 4 the review il awnser the cloaks and tobi but i already did one about the nail polish
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 6]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs
Characters: Kisame Hoshigaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 236 | Read count: 1339 [Report This]
Published: 12/06/07 | Updated: 12/06/07
Date: 12/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Ummmmmmm...
WTF?!?!?!?! Can't say its a bad fic.
But that is still kinda weird. Hes a freaking FISHY-man, mutant-sharky thingymaboberish.
Author's Response: look there are 2 reasons it is kisameXino a) kisame is my fav character b) there has been itachi sakura so i felt like doing the opposite kisame ino
Rated: 18
[Reviews - 38]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: Ino Yamanaka, Naruto Uzumaki, Neji Hyuuga, Sakura Haruno, Tenten
Genres: Graphic lemon, Romance
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: the things they go through
Chapters: 8 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 9070 | Read count: 4978 [Report This]
Published: 12/06/07 | Updated: 27/07/07
Date: 03/07/07 Title: Chapter 5: sakura? you too?
why do I have the growing feeling that Naruto's screwed(no pun intended)
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-- rasengan_welch : actually,sakura and ino are...(no pun intended)
Date: 17/07/07 Title: Chapter 6: naruto's anger
holy sh*t. I was hoping naruto would've killed them but still holy sh*t. That was funny!
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-- rasengan_welch : haha!
Date: 12/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Seperation and A New Beginning
I liked that one. When you think about it, Tenten& Naruto is a pretty good couple.
Author's Response: once again.....someone agrees with me
Date: 03/07/07 Title: Chapter 4: ino,whats going on?
...didn't see that comin...
CHOOSE TENTEN!!!!
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-- rasengan_welch : no one did....but he will choose
Date: 03/07/07 Title: Chapter 2: quality time
That can't be good...
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-- rasengan_welch : hm
Rated: 12/12A
[Reviews - 2]Category:
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 1042 | Read count: 3801 [Report This]
Published: 13/06/07 | Updated: 09/09/07
Date: 13/06/07 Title: Chapter 2: gathering
Ok. At thepossibility of being attacked by a giant snake (again
-_-') I really like this idea. Keep it up!!!
Author's Response: I was kidding... Kinda. Thx though. I\'ll update today, or I\'ll try. I might be to busy. :)
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 43]"team seven, naruto, sakura, sasuke and...
well come and find out for yourself. if your a boy you'd wish this would happen to you! three way love triange! Its not that good when it starts, but it gets better!
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Sakura
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 16908 | Read count: 31238 [Report This]
Published: 14/06/07 | Updated: 13/07/07
Date: 12/07/07 Title: Chapter 13: Naruto x ???
The black dog should be Zanith,the female grey dog should be Teuichi, and the male grey dog should be Usaki! P.S. Zanith is the name of one of my oc's swords.
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-- sterlor007 : thanks!
Date: 12/07/07 Title: Chapter 11: Naruto returns!
....so naruto's a perv now? Wierd...
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-- sterlor007 : not exactly... i\'ll decide on how much he changed during the year of training with kakashi in later chapters
Date: 09/07/07 Title: Chapter 6: Ino troubles
W00+!!! VIDEO GAMES ROXORZ!!!
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-- sterlor007 : ? this is the wierdest review i\'ve ever goten. What is this supposed to mean?
Rated: U
[Reviews - 6]Category: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 290 | Read count: 1455 [Report This]
Published: 18/06/07 | Updated: 18/06/07
Date: 19/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
lolthat's FUNNY!!!! I'll be right back. gotta go melt some chocolate...
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 15]Warning: This fic has a lot of Sakura bashing.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Kiba Inuzuka, Shikamaru Nara, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1414 | Read count: 2199 [Report This]
Published: 20/06/07 | Updated: 20/06/07
Date: 03/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Girlfriend
Ha. Sakura sucks. Now shes covered in crap and loveless. ^-^ Im not a fan of Yaoi, but that is funny!!!!
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-- RamenFox : Thank you! xD
Rated: U
[Reviews - 25]Category: General Fiction
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 1486 | Read count: 5043 [Report This]
Published: 21/06/07 | Updated: 20/07/07
Date: 19/07/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
WEEEEE!!!
Dear Itachi,
why don't you just kill Sasgay in the middle of the night by ripping off his arms and legs? One less gay emo to deal with in the world. And it would be slow and painfull, which he deserves. Do you like tomatoes?
Bowing to you,
Shikitoko Proto.
Date: 20/07/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
This is fun!!!
Dear Itachi,
Is it true that you killed your clan because Sasgay ate your tomatoe? And if so, why didn't you just kill SasUKE? You can have my tomatoes if you want.
Bowing more,
Shikitoka Proto
P.S. We both have faces! ^,`^ See?
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-- The Cheat : That\'s a wonderful question! I\'ll have fun answering that XD.
Rated: U
[Reviews - 3]Category: Non-Naruto Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1164 | Read count: 4548 [Report This]
Published: 22/06/07 | Updated: 03/08/07
Date: 02/07/07 Title: Chapter 2: Nicknames!
CAN I BE CHOCOLATE?!?!? I CAN EAT MAHSELF!!!!!!
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-- puresugar13 : Sure! ^.^ Chocolate!
Rated: 18
[Reviews - 75]Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Kakashi and Iruka, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Sasuke, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Gaara and Neji, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance > Top Pairs > Ino & Other Females
Characters: All
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Graphic lemon, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Poetry, Romance, Sci-Fi, Spiritual, Supernatural, WAFF
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 4329 | Read count: 9091 [Report This]
Published: 25/06/07 | Updated: 10/11/07
Date: 17/07/07 Title: Strangest Couples One-Shots
O_O O.M.G. I wouldn't be able to do that either. THAT IS COMPLETLY SICK!!!!
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-- ohyeah : not really its better then chapter 2
Rated: PG
[Reviews - 25]Category: General Fiction
Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Orochimaru, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 1440 | Read count: 6744 [Report This]
Published: 30/06/07 | Updated: 05/08/07
Date: 03/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
HAHAHAAAAA!!!!
lol that's funnay!!
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-- Neko Ninja Chick : XD Thanks!
Rated: R18
[Reviews - 23]Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Kakashi and Iruka
Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Kiba Inuzuka, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: None
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 6291 | Read count: 8494 [Report This]
Published: 03/07/07 | Updated: 31/12/08
Date: 19/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Help
I hate math too. With the numbers and the lines denominators and the + andthe-andthe= AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! TOO CONFUSING!!!!
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 50]
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Neji and Tenten, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Sasuke and Sakura, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Shikamaru and Temari
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Maito Gai, Shikamaru Nara, Asuma Sarutobi, Temari, Tenten, Tsunade, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka, Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 23 | Completed: No | Word count: 14835 | Read count: 33529 [Report This]
Published: 05/07/07 | Updated: 13/07/07
Date: 12/07/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Back off! Chick fight!
CATFIGHT!!!!!!
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-- Red Ninja Vixen : *With a bitch slap here and a bitch slap there, here a slap, there a slap, then you gotta slap back* ROTFLMAO!
Date: 12/07/07 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15: Lay WIth Me Naruto
Hinata+vodka=F*%^*&@ AWESOME!!!!!!
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-- Red Ninja Vixen : Thanx! XD
Rated: 12/12A
[Reviews - 25]Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, General Fiction
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Life with Hinata
Chapters: 8 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6472 | Read count: 10607 [Report This]
Published: 08/07/07 | Updated: 18/07/07
Date: 18/07/07 Title: Chapter 6: Reality
Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun!!!! Cliffy.
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-- Sorca5 : Just the reaction I was going for!
Date: 25/07/07 Title: Chapter 8: Ending
I think Sakura IS crazy.
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-- Sorca5 : Well, she IS crazy lonely.
Date: 18/07/07 Title: Chapter 7: Truth
a cliffy again? sweet. Nice fic,
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-- Sorca5 : Thanx. All your reviews really help! :-)
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 4]Category: Orphan
Characters: Shino Aburame, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2813 | Read count: 1885 [Report This]
Published: 08/07/07 | Updated: 08/07/07
Date: 09/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Other White Meat
Shino eat babies.......wtf.......that was funny6 though!!!!^-^
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-- PhoenixClaw : LoL, yeah, I\'m not really sure either. ^_^\'. Glad you liked it!