Real name: Kendra
Membership status: Member
Member since: 13/02/07
Website:
Beta-reader: 0
Age:20
Height: 5'4" (and if you say that is short well I have news for you, Dynamite comes in small packages^^)
Eyes: Brown
Hair color: Red
Favorite saying: I'll kill you, and you will be dead, and you will be no more, and no one will cry for you because nobody likes you, and if they did cry I would kill them too!
My favorite Character is Kakashi!!! I love him (yay perv XD)
I have a tie for second between Itachi and Gaara (mostly I am evil and going to kill everyone that breathes Gaara bc I love evil peopleXD)
Then I like Kankuruo and more recently Hidan... (Not so much Hidan bc he is the bastard who killed Asuma... but once again with the evil wanting to kill everything.... Hidan is a fucking riot!!!! XD)
General Statement: I'm Kendra. I like squishy things. I have a weirdo for a friend that made me do this but.... uh... yeah!!!! Wahoo! Although if I had a side-kick it would be her to out weigh my sadistic craziness, plus she would have a small dragon that goes "Ah-ha" Everytime he lights someone on fire!
Kankuro: MATT DAMON!!!
Gaara: WTF?
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[Reviews - 15]Insanity beyond your imagination!
Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2426 | Read count: 3455 [Report This]
Published: 02/12/06 | Updated: 09/03/07
Date: 13/05/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chatroom of the Dead Shinobi...?
YAY drunk people rock! i love that you brought back dead people....^^
Author's Response: dead charries are the best!
Date: 13/05/07 Title: Chapter 2: Sake and Medication...Do Not Mix
OMFG!! *rofl* Sasuke just totally reminded me of.... well... ME! HECK YEAH!!! wohoo!
Author's Response: *giggles* Thats interesting to know Kendra >< Dont go like electricuting youself....its not fun *knows from experience*
Date: 13/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: OMG! You Killed Kiba!
lmfao omg that rocks *holds stomach* ouch! .... to much laughing.....
Author's Response: *giggles* hehe thank you! ><
Rated: U
[Reviews - 153]~Now Taking Requests on Fandoms~
~Author May Disappear at Times for She is Either on the Run or Has Been Hospitalized~
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard...
Challenge: What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard...
Series: None
Chapters: 25 | Completed: No | Word count: 5952 | Read count: 34624 [Report This]
Published: 11/01/07 | Updated: 09/05/07
Date: 18/06/07 Title: Chapter 24: Kankurou Fandom
*sniffles* aww.. Some of the mean things people do to poor Kankurou.
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-- Oni_Chan : Im mean? you made fun of poor cat-bat-boy all through your story you meanie poop head =P
Rated: U
[Reviews - 28]Simply because these are just too fun.
Warning: Don`t try these things in front of you're local Narutards, or...well ;D You`ll find out
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard...
Challenge: What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard...
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1370 | Read count: 8860 [Report This]
Published: 11/01/07 | Updated: 09/05/07
Date: 06/06/07 Title: Chapter 4: The Loser: Itachi -dodges chairs-
XD no way Nikki! Itachi, as much as I love him is a cross dressing hippy!!! HEHE!
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[Reviews - 51]Oni_Chan & AllieChan as Sasuke & Naruto
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters:
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Vampires of the Deadliest Kind
Challenge: Vampires of the Deadliest Kind
Series: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: No | Word count: 13286 | Read count: 10292 [Report This]
Published: 17/02/07 | Updated: 09/04/07
Date: 13/04/07 Title: Chapter 5: Cleaning...?
uh oh Sasuke's gonna get it and it aint gonna be pretty... or maybe it will be.... hmmm
Author's Response: hehehe never know ^_^
Date: 13/04/07 Title: Chapter 8: Human soul
Wohoo killing people!! that was fun and then aww cute,and stuff.
Author's Response: *giggles* Yup cause death leads to fluff der
Date: 13/04/07 Title: Chapter 7: New Rule
One word=SWEET!
I must say this is a very addictive story... and that weid coming from me bc i don't read... huh, go figure....lol ok have to read NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Kendra you read, crazy stuff but you read ^_^ Im glad ya like it
Date: 13/04/07 Title: Chapter 6: Lesson
Wow that went from rawr to OMG so freaking adorable.... funny you would think that those wouldn't go together... YAY!
Author's Response: well me an Alex aint exactly normal so what do you expect?
Date: 09/04/07 Title: Chapter 4: The Sire
I want a slave dammit!!! lol
All I can say is.... OOOOO la la!
Author's Response: *giggles* Nice one Kendra xD Thanks for your lil \'la la\'s xD
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[Reviews - 56]~Now with pictures~
All pictures done in pencil are mine, all others are not unless I say differently.
Category: Fan Ninja Bingo Book
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 | Completed: No | Word count: 12373 | Read count: 29278 [Report This]
Published: 25/02/07 | Updated: 05/07/07
Date: 13/07/07 Title: Chapter 23: Uchujin
I love her!!!!!!!!!!!! She is so beign a priestess of Jashin huh?
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-- Oni_Chan : Of course she is! this way shes immortal funness
Date: 19/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Creator
so um damn...didn't know you were so young lol.. wow...
Author's Response: hehehe why you thought I was closer to you and Jess\'s age? hehe Jess knows Im still in highschool
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[Reviews - 1]Category: Fan Ninja Bingo Book
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 158 | Read count: 1485 [Report This]
Published: 04/04/07 | Updated: 04/04/07
Date: 16/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh how adorable!!! She likes Kankuro... i love Kankuro. She sounds like someone I would get along with...*giggles*
Rated: U
[Reviews - 10]~A Friday the 13th Fic~
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction, Alternate Universe & Crossovers
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1369 | Read count: 1501 [Report This]
Published: 12/04/07 | Updated: 12/04/07
Date: 13/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Bad Luck vs Black Cat
OMG no wonder those 3 were mad at you! LMFAO!!!! I lvoe it especially Jess getting the ticket..... those are expensive! >
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-- Oni_Chan : *giggles* just a bit mad >< hehhe and you know the expense because....? breaking many laws there kendra?
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 33]Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Naruto, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 3418 | Read count: 4425 [Report This]
Published: 03/06/07 | Updated: 02/07/07
Date: 03/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: News Bulliton
wow it all makes sense now... glad you described it for me ^^
Author's Response: *snickers* See! A fangirl knows best *nods smartly*
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 13]Uchujin has always been an oddball in life. And thanks to meeting a greedy man in the street one day, her life takes a turn to the darker side.
Category: OC-centric
Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: No | Word count: 5924 | Read count: 6640 [Report This]
Published: 18/06/07 | Updated: 28/06/07
Date: 24/06/07 Title: Chapter 4: Alien Amongst Clouds
YAY!!! I am happy now!!! I love this story it makes me happy~
Hidan is going to have a minion! Hmmm... *thinks and nods* that is a scary thought!
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-- Oni_Chan : *snickers* Im glad it makes you ahppy Kendra *snickers* Yes a little insasne sifffly eyed minion with a scythe >D
Date: 29/06/07 Title: Chapter 5: Alien Joins Clouds
*dies laughing* OMFG DO IT DO IT!!!!! BE a PRIESTESS!!!!!!!!!!! How fucking adorable, a second Hidan walking around but cuter!!! Oh and Ita and Dei is freaking awesome!!!! I love this story so much, SO *cracks whip* MORE!!!!
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-- Oni_Chan : *snickers* I dos it I dos it *giggles* She basically calls them her sisters I loves it too >< I will I will sheesh
Date: 19/06/07 Title: Chapter 3: New Clouds Roll In
*twitches* must kill annoying hidan... meh to lazy... and they are to damn entertaining... I don't blame the girl for wanting to join their evil organization of doom...... *Ponders and drools* Death..... Destruction..... WORLD DOMINATION!!!!! SWEET!
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-- Oni_Chan : xDD ahaha I dunno whos a better influence evil organization or joo xDD hehee
Date: 19/06/07 Title: Chapter 2: Learning of Clouds
POISON!!!!!!!!!!! I like it a lot! She is fun!
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-- Oni_Chan : xD so nice Kendra you know you make a great role model for me XD
Date: 19/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Stray Death, Assassin Born
Yay for violent little..... uh... alien... chica... whoot!
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-- Oni_Chan : xD haha nice Kendra CX
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 21]Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Itachi and Naruto
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Itachi Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: None
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1291 | Read count: 5351 [Report This]
Published: 20/06/07 | Updated: 20/06/07
Date: 21/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Bloody Perfect
HEHEHE! KILL HIM!!! Itachi totally should tie him up to a flag pole naked, with duct tape!...... upside down! lol ...... MORe MOre MORE!
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-- Oni_Chan : *looks at Kendra funny* ...ok you do that.... *backs up slightly*
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 12]Hosted by Oni and Nikki
Co-Hosted by Imashime and Yabane
Mayhem and disaster? Of course!
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: AU, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 2077 | Read count: 5582 [Report This]
Published: 26/06/07 | Updated: 26/06/07
Date: 27/06/07 Title: Chapter 3: Pervert Palooza
*giggles* Kakashi is a pervert but that's why we love him!!! Sai freaking hilarious... I almost fell out of my chair when I read that. YAY!!
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-- Oni_Chan : *snickers* thank you Kendra >< Yes we wuffles teh pervs
Rated: 15
[Reviews - 34]Only to be updated by The Jashin Family. You know who you are
Category: Non-Naruto Fiction
Characters: Hidan, Jiraiya, Shikamaru Nara
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: AU, OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 2557 | Read count: 6788 [Report This]
Published: 27/06/07 | Updated: 07/01/08
Date: 28/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Begining of the End
Oni lives in a box and sacraficed her family How exciting now she be someone elses crazy daughter person!!!!! XD
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-- Oni_Chan : xD YES hhhehehe box box box
Date: 28/06/07 Title: The Jashin Family
O.O holy crap that is a lot of information to take in but it still makes sense. YAY to whoever explained this one!!! ^^
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-- Oni_Chan : hehe that would be rach
Date: 29/06/07 Title: The Jashin Family
MY GOD We are insane.... all of us LMFAO!!!!!!
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-- Oni_Chan : Thats a DUH for ya