Author Uozumi
Pair Yondaime and Kakashi, no pairing
Overall Fic Genre General/Mild-Humor
Chapter Genre Mild-Humor
Overall Fic Rating PG
Chapter Rating PG
Disclaimer I do not own nor claim to own this. The characters, ect...contained within are not my property. This is an act of fandom and I do not make a profit from this endeavor.
Overall Summary A series of shorts centering on pairs of people, all connected person by person. Various genres, ratings, couplings, and non-couplings.
Short Blink Once
Note Eventually something romantic will happen with some central couple somewhere, but not this chapter.
Blink Once
The Yellow Flash observed the pre-teen in front of him and knew there was no avoiding this conversation. He was still a teenager when the Sandaime gave him Kakashi to train. That had been roughly ten years ago and the twenty-something still found himself playing father to Kakashi again.
This had not been the instructor’s idea. It was a keen little hint from his sensei’s teammate Tsunade, so here he was staring down an eleven-year-old. They had a month until two academy students joined them to make a true cell, and that meant this couldn’t be held off any longer.
He had gotten advice from many people. First his sensei had suggested giving Kakashi the first volume of the Icha Icha series, which was only on its third volume. After flipping through the book himself, the Yellow Flash decided that his sensei was not the person to go to for such advice. He asked the Sandaime and the man had told him to just say it.
“What do you know about the birds and the bees?” he asked. He could remember when he had “The Talk” and he wondered if it had been this uncomfortable for his father in this position.
“You mean sex?” Kakashi asked dryly. He didn’t like it when people sugar-coated things or called them by childish names. Sometimes he thought he was much more mature than his sensei.
“Yes,” his sensei replied with a hand behind his head.
A silence fell over them and then Kakashi answered, “I know it.”
Blue eyes narrowed and then his sensei snorted. “Nice try,” he said, “but you should know you always blink once before lying.”
Kakashi’s eyes remained expressionless, but inside he wasn’t happy as his sensei started explaining puberty and beyond to his charge.