Episode 16- CHA! MORE YAOI!! :D
I nearly screamed with delight as Naruto 'poofed' into the ring of Crystal Ice Mirrors. He went a rant about he was here to rescue me, and I nearly fainted. He was here to RESCUE me? AS IN 'TAKE ME AWAY'?!? Oh god, the images!! I fought a massive nosebleed as I covered my happiness with the Uchiha 'I'm-a-stuck-up-bastard-with-a-metal-pole-up-my-ass-who-cares-for-no-one-but-myself-so-fuck-off-you-dumbass' look. Wow, I never noticed how long that description is! -cough cough- Anyways, Naruto was stuck in the ring with me, and all Haku was doing was taunting my hormones by shoving needles in my body!! GRRR!! DAMN YOU, GIRLY-GUY! (Note: Sasuke's views do not reflect Tayuya's AT ALL! I LUFFS HAKU!!!) So, I got stabbed, Naruto made clones, bla bla bla... LET'S SKIP TO THE GOOD PART!! So, I nearly died of pleasure when Naruto fainted. YES! HIS BODY IS MINE TO USE! -cough- They came out REALLY badly... But then, Haku tried to attack him! "NUUUU!" I wanted to scream. "HE'S MINE, YOU BASTARD! MIIIIINE!!!" And I ran to beat the bastard up as fast as I could. But then, I ended up getting my ass kicked. And, of course, Naruto woke up. I cursed under my breath. "FUCK! Now I can't do anything to him!" He looked at me, and said, "OMFGZ SASUKE YOU KILLED HIM HOORAY" and what did I do? I got MAD at him!!! Fuckin' script's fault... FUCK YOU DIRECTORS!! -cough cough- He asked me why I protected him, because he didn't ask me to. I thought about telling him about my obsession with him, but instead this came out: "I don't know, my body moved on it's own... fool." WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?!! WHY THE HELL WOULD I SAY THAT? I think the whole experience was just too much for me, so I collapsed into his arms. And he was sad, thank god! AND HE HUGGED ME! I was on Cloud Nine, he was millimeters from my face, but did I do anything? No. I fell asleep. Fuck.
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Chapter notes: I don't own Naruto, but I will, dammit! D: Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I got two shots the other day and have felt like shit. -sobs- My typing is soooo slow because my left arm can barely move. ;>.