1. Call him Sassy-chan
2. Whenever he uses Sharingan say "Wow chill out Mr. Bull."
3. Whenever he does something say "Oh wow, Mr. Perfect."
4. When he says he's not perfect say, "Yeah, a perfect idiot."
5. Eat sushi around him and don't let him have any
6. Call him emo-maggot
7. Paint his house bright orange
8. Paint his room orange
9. Switch his clothes to pink ones (bonus points if you switch his boxers to!)
10. Roll over and laugh when he comes out in pink and say it compliments his sharingan
11. Say you like Itachi better because he's older, sexier and stronger
12. Show Naruto this and make him do them all
13. Tell Sakura that Sasuke likes her but she needs to kiss him in public
14. Stare at him no matter what (bonus points if you do this in his orange house)
15. Tell all his fangirls to hug him
16. Tell them all of his secret hide outs
17. Phone his house every five minutes asking if he's emo
18. Say really really random things at the strangest times
19. Be hyper and in his face
20. Ask him "Are you gay? Is that why you don't like any fangirls?" with Sakura around (Bonus points if his fangirls are around
21. Tell Kakashi that Sasuke is interested in his books and is just shy
22. Tie meat on him and release the dogs!
23. Give fangirls pictures of him (bonus points if he naked)
24. Give the fangirls his phone number
25. Poke him every 5 minutes, asking if he's ticklish
26. Get Sakura to stalk him
27. Tell Ino that he likes lots and lots of flowers
28. Announce to the village that Sasuke feels lonely
29. Hug him and don't let go (except if he uses chidori, then you can run, run really fast)
30. Scream, "Sakura and Sasuke sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
31. Decide on day that you hate him and walk in the middle of village and scream "SASUKE'S LONELY!!!"
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