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Akatsuki Kindergarten!? by Neko Ninja Chick

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Chapter notes: Sorry it took a while! Meh i was in vacation in NYC for a while! Anyways i hope no one lost interest in the fic *sweat drops* I will try and update more often!
"Itachi Uchiha?"
"Here."

Itachi sat down at his table, whom he shared with Kisame, and Deidara. It was time for the day to begin and their teacher was taking role call.

"And.....-"
"Just call me Leader!" A boy yelled out.

The teacher stared at him and rolled her eyes. "Whatever.." she mumbled. "Alright listen up class! I am going to put you guys in groups to get to know each other! Whoever i pair you up with will be you personal buddies for the school year."

The kids all groaned and glared at their rivals. The teacher sweat dropped. "Anyway...Group 1: Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, Hidan,..."Leader", Kakuzu and Tobi and Orochimaru."

Tobi was the only one who said "Whoo!"
A little girl raised her hand.

"Yes Mindy?" the teacher said calling on her.
"Why'd you pair up all the freaks with each other?"

The class stifled laughter and the teacher just chose to ignore that question.

"I am not a freak!" Kisame argued.
Deidara smirked. "You're a human walking shark un."
"So? You gots mouths on your hands!"

"Quiet Down! Okay Group one go over there and get acquainted."

A little five year olds sat in a circle. Before anyone can speak Leader had something to say..

"I think we should form a gang!"

"YEAH! A BADASS GANG!" Hidan screamed out excitedly.

The teacher glared at Hidan. He glared back.

Leader grabs Hidan's head and turned it to face them again. "Ya anyway...we should call it...."

Tobi raised his hand. "OO OO! FLUFFY ENCHILADAS!"

Cricket cricket...

"Thats stupid un!" Deidara argued.
Kisame nodded. "I agree with Deidara."

Leader glanced around. "Any more suggestions?"

"How about..the cannibals?" Zetsu asked.
"The barbiegirls!!!" Orochimaru giggled.
"The Hidans!" said...uh yeah Hidan.

Everyone just stared at him. Leader looked at Kakuzu. "Any ideas?"

"No......wait...yes! How about Bananas!"

Everyone shouted "YEAH" except Itachi and Leader. "Oi....what about you Itachi?"

"I dunno....The Akatsuki?"

Everyone gasped. Leader looked deep in thought. "I like that....i like it lots....We are now known as...THE AKATSUKI!!!!"

The rest of the gang screamed out with happiness. "YEAH AKATSUKI!!!!"

The teacher glared at them. "No yelling!"

The kids went down to a whisper. "The akatsuki!...Yaaaay..."
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Ya end Chappie 2! R and R ^_^
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