Hello, Again. I need to ask you something.
do you like Naruto?
of course you do. otherwise, you wouldn't be on this site....would you?
well, yeah. you like it. you think it's one of the most freaking awesome anime/mangas in the world!
You live naruto!
Hell, you drink naruto, you eat naruto, you breath naruto, you dream naruto!
Naruto, Naruto, Naruto, NARUTO. Yeah. say Naruto.
Say it again.
With FEELING.
yeah. again.
doesn't it feel GOOD?
of course it does. it's Naruto.
Naruto equals GOOD.
Naruto equals HAPPY.
Naruto equals BLISS.
Say it again. Naruto. take a deep breath.
Inhale. Naruto.
Exhale. Naruto.
yes. don't you feel better?
of course you do.
Naruto is happiness.
Naruto...is perfection.
don't you wish everyone else felt this...feeling?
This feeling of happy?
This feeling of bliss?
This feeling of good-ness?
do you?
of course you do.
everyone should have naruto.
everyone should be perfectly happy.
like you.
and me.
and all the other Narufans.
but they don't like Naruto.
i know, the very idea is hard to comprehend.
but they don't.
Why, we ask.
why don't they want to be happy?
why do they deny themselves the ultimate feeling?
why?
why?
why?
why, we all ask.
they see how happy you are.
basking in the glory of Naruto.
Why do they not join the Naruto side.
we have ramen.
are they in denial?
rebels, against the system?
Are the content?
content to live their Naruto-deprived lives?
yes. Naruto-deprived.
Sends shivers down your spine, yes?
Maybe contentness can be a good thing.
but, why be content...
when there is...
MORE.
in fact, some people haven't even HEARD of naruto.
i know, scary. appaling.
feel free to cross yourself, if you want.
i'll give you a moment.
know why i'll give you a moment?
because you like naruto.
you're perfect.
you DESERVE a moment.
everyone should DESERVE a moment.
they all need it.
they all must have it.
but they don't want it.
why?
why?
why?
i don't know.
maybe they've never heard of it.
they're innocent.
but what about the people who mock naruto.
mock the perfection.
make FUN of it.
you know who they are.
why don't they want perfection?
because they are offered fake happiness.
by non-naruto things.
but, Non-Naruto things can be good.
look at Zelda.
Pokemon.
lemon juice.
they have nothing to do with naruto.
they're good.
they bring happiness, too.
but it is...
TEMPORARY.
only Naruto can bring you CONSTANT HAPPINESS.
only.
naruto.
we are brought into this world for a purpose.
we have a duty.
and it is destiny, which has lead us to naruto.
we must...
SPREAD THE WORD.
tell your friends about Naruto.
mention it.
tell a random stranger in the mall about it.
tell your grandmother.
tell your great grandfather.
dial a random number on your phone.
tell that person.
for it is our destiny.
our duty.
thr right thing to do.
to tell everyone about Naruto.
they must know.
they must be shown the light.
Because then, they can be happy too.
if they are happy, that means that they aren't
mad.
or sad.
depressed.
sadisitic(no, scratch that. that can still happen)
suicidal
nothing.
only GOOD.
GOOD.
GOOD.
that. is the beauty of Naruto.
it is our duty, as Naruto fans, to help all the others.
those poor souls, who live off of:
non-naruto related things.
but, like i said before.
non-naruto things can be good.
CAN BE.
ALL naruto things are ALWAYS GOOD.
spread the word, fellow naruto fans.
it is up to us..
TO SAVE THE WORLD.
uh, yeah. thanks for reading all of that. you deserve a cookie. here. *gives cookie* but, really. go spread the word. now. why are you still here?
go.
now.
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Chapter notes: this was all amde up in a moment of seirious boredom. but read. it's interesting.