Kisame: What are they doing?
Deidara: Don’t know, hm.
Tobi: They’ve been staring at each other for hours.
Kisame: It’s only been ten minutes.
Tobi: Good point.
Deidara: Maybe they’re casting genjutsu on each other.
Kisame: Then she would already be out.
Deidara: How so?
Kisame: Itachi would just use Tsukuyomi.
Tobi: Maybe he’s giving her a chance.
Kisame: He wouldn’t do that.
Deidara: And how do you know?
Kisame: -_- I’m his partner.
Tobi & Deidara: Good point.
Tobi: Maybe they’re reading each other’s minds!
Deidara: I don’t think Itachi-san can do that, can he, Kisame?
Kisame: Nope. At least never around me he did. I wonder...
Tobi: But Shizuka can!
Kisame: We know that.
Deidara: She’s probably just talking to him.
Kisame: Or maybe she’s controlling him!
Tobi: She can do that?
Deidara: You never know with Shizuka.
Kisame: To be able to control Itachi-san would be an enormous mental feat...
Deidara: She’s not.
Tobi: She isn’t?
Deidara: No. Her eyes aren’t that eerie purple.
All three: Hmm...
Deidara: We have mind control, genjutsu, telepathy, what else is there?
Tobi: And intimate stare.
Kisame: ...
Deidara: ...
Both: THAT WOULDN’T HAPPEN!
Tobi: Why not?
Deidara: *Punches him* Are you thick in the head?
Tobi: I am now...
Kisame: I’ve never seen Itachi-san take interest in a woman.
Tobi: Maybe he likes men.
Deidara: *Punches him again* Shizuka’s a woman!
Kisame: I give up.
Tobi: Me too.
Deidara: No! We’ll figure this out!
All: ...
Deidara: Think Itachi is using Amaterasu?
Kisame: No.
Tobi: It’s gotta be genjutsu. Shizuka has a look of fear.
Deidara: *Is pissed off* You moron, hm! *Punches him AGAIN* That’s her regular face!
Tobi: Ow... she doesn’t have a good poker face...
Kisame: ...
Deidara: What’s up, Kisame?
Kisame: Itachi looks the same way. Almost like they’re frozen.
Deidara: That’s odd.
Tobi: *Pokes them* Yep. They’re frozen.
Kisame: No. I saw the “look” cross Itachi-san’s face.
Tobi: *Backs away, terrified*
Deidara: Think we should make them kiss?
Kisame: Itachi-san would-
Tobi: Kill us!
Deidara: But it would be funny. *Pulls out camera*
Kisame: Think of the consequences.
Deidara: Hm...
Tobi: Let’s ask Hidan!
Hidan: Hm?
Tobi: What are they doing?
Hidan: *Twitches* Why don’t you ask them?
Deidara: Now THAT’S a good idea! You go, Kisame!
Kisame: Uh, Itachi-san?
Itachi: ...
Kisame: What are you doing?
Itachi: *Blinks* Dammit.
All but Shizuka and Itachi: ???
Shizuka: *Flashes peace sign* We were having a staring contest!
Itachi: And you fools made me lose.
Shizuka: *Sticks tongue out at him* You have yet to beat me, Itachi-sama.
Itachi: One day...
All but those two: *Anime fall*
Deidara: It was...
Tobi: Just a...
Kisame: Staring contest....
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Chapter notes: Just a spoof on the ending of Episode 18 of Shippuuden.