Hyuuga Hunoti-"Hello, I am your host, Sai! Eh heh heh... Not really. Sorry, Sai! I was only kiddin.. heh heh.."
Kankuro-"Ripoff!"
Hunoti- "Shut the hell up before I come down there and beat the f*cking crap out of you myself!"
Kanky-"Sorry, ma'am!"
Hunoti-=^.^= "thanx. First up in the Uchiha episode, Uchiha Sasuke!
Sasuke-"hn"
Hunoti-"sing, smart ass!"
Sasuke-
"i'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
you'd be non-conforming to if u look just like me
i have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
i'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'cause i feel real deep when i'm dressing in drag
i call it freedom of expression most just call me a f*g
'cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like d*kes
'cause emo is one step below transvestite
stop my breathing and slit my throat
i must be emo
i don't jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo
i'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem
the way i dress makes everyday feel like Hallowe'en
i have no real problems but i like to make believe
i stole my sister's mascara now i'm grounded for a week
sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
i can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
girls keep breaking up with me, it' never any fun
they say they already have a p*ssy, they don't need another one
stop my breathing and slit my throat
i must be emo
i don't jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo
dye in my hair and polish on my toes
i must be emo
i play guitar and write suicide notes
i must be emo
my life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. and it's suffocating me. grabbing ahold of me and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans . . . which look great on my by the way
when i get depressed i cut my wrists in every direction
hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
i write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
i told my friends i bleed black and cry during classes
i'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
you can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off
i wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
if i said i like girls i'd only be half right
i look like i'm dead and dress like a homo
i must be emo
screw XBOX i play old school Nintendo
i must be emo
i like to whine and hate my parentals
i must be emo
me and my friends all look like clones
i must be eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemo"
Hunoti- "OMFG."
Audience-"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?"
Sasuke-"You said sing, idiots."
Hunoti-"I-I-I-I...
Sasuke-"bye..."
Hunoti-"ummmm.... OH YEAH!!! Now for Uchiha Itachi."
Itachi-"Why the hell am I doing this anyway?"
Hunoti-"Because I blackmailed you with a picture of you kissing your little brother, sasuke."
Itachi-"oh yeah!"
Hunoti-=^.^= "sing now."
Itachi-"fine
There you go
You're always so right
It's all a big show
It's all about you
You think you know
What everyone needs
You always take time
To criticize me
It seems like everyday
I make mistakes
I just can't get it right
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
There you go
You never ask why
It's all a big lie
Whatever you do
You think you're special
But I know, and I know
And I know, and we know
That you're not
You're always there to point
Out my mistakes
And shove them in my face
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Is gonna bring me down
Will never bring me down
Don't tell me who I should be
And don't try to tell me what's right for me
Don't tell me what I should do
I don't wanna waste my time
I'll watch you fade away
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Bring me down
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
Won't bring me down
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
Bring me down
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
Won't bring me down
Shut up, shut up, shut up"
Hunoti-"Ermmm....Interesting..."
Itachi-"Damn you all to hell!!!"
Hunoti-"Well, now im downloading the picture of your insest with your bro."
Itachi-"Wuaaaaaah!!!!! Please..please..please..please.. don't do it!"
Hunoti-"Okay..."
Itachi-"Thanx."
Hunoti-"...I will."
Itachi-"Dammit!"
Hunoti-"well, thats the Uchiha family for ya! Thats all the time we gots. See ya toomarrow!!!" =^.^=
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Chapter notes: ehhh....enjoy
oh and the charactors belong to that guy who stole my idea of naruto, Masashi Kishimoto. And to think he was my friend. *sniff sniff*