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Atkasuki...TRUTH OR DARE!! episode 9? 10? i don't know... by Xrayer

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Chapter notes: don't own nothing!!! NOTHING!!! NOTHING!!! DAMMIT, MEG!!!
Alfred; oh, we all live in a yellow submarine...

Itachi: yellow submarine...

Kisame: yellow submarine...

TObi: o, we all mlive in a yellow submarine..

Zetsu: HATE THE STUPID THING, I WANNA PAINT IT GREEN!!!!

ALfre;D wel, we're back,a nd i have kiba and akamaru here, to celebrate our next dare..with Itachi!

ITachi": ..do you HATE ME???

ALfreD: actually, the reviewers love you...too much.

Itachi: dammit, meg.

ALfred: you have to...

ITachi: lord, take me now...

ALfred: wow. both catchphrases.. well, you have to act like a dog in front of sasuke. from neko youkon

ITachi: oh, gods! her???

Alfred: DO IT NOW!! I GOTTA GET OFF THE COMPUTER, DARNIT!!

ITachi: that's the last straw!! prepare to die!! Amaretsu!!

Alfre:D oh, crap!! Kiba! that's your cue!!

Kiba: "*makes hand signs* MAN BEAST CLONE-ITACHI!!!

ITachi: *turns into half-dogI* woof! woof? WOOF!!! WOOF!! WOOF!!!.....woof...(translation: huh? waht the? OH LORD!! i'm a DOG!!! YAHH!!! NOOO!!

Sasuke: ....BWAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHA!!

ITachi: "*chases rear end* WOOF!!! WOOF!!! WOOF!!! (translation: DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!)

Sausuke: *laughs* *has a seizure* *has a heart attack* *is rushed to the emergency room*
Kiba: dispel!

Itachi: GOD DAMMIT, --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------!!!!!

Everyone: OH, LORD!!! did he just say-

Alfre:D i barely censored all of that. ITachi, we don't say the 'f' word, the e' word, the 'w' word, the 'q' word, and CERTAINLY not the 'z' word.

Itachi: hey, im' back! sweet! ans Sasuke''s in the hospital! SWEETER!! *laughs insanely* *has a seizure* *has a heart attack* *goes to the emergency room*

Everyone: 0_0......
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