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Name: Redfox50 (Signed) · Date: 10/01/08 - 04:25 pm · For: Hey It's New Years Eve!

Redfox: Im back!

Hopeon: WHERE WHERE YOU!?!

 

Shurkrow: And dount you dare say bake sale this time!

 

Redfox: Um...

 

Redfox runs out the door.

 



Author's Response: Noleta: You were at a bake sale? Kierra: OOOOO.....Did you by me some brownies?


Name: shadowdragon (Signed) · Date: 03/01/08 - 04:26 pm · For: Hey It's New Years Eve!
how dare you bug spray my Shino-kun!

Author's Response: Noleta: Sorry, it was dare and if someone dares it we do it.... Kierra: Don't blame us for the dreams of other people, we're just here to make them reality. Shino: I have a fan girl! Noleta: Whoop dee doo for you...


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 01/01/08 - 04:34 pm · For: Hey It's New Years Eve!

bengals: "dam and i thought i was Kierra was fat and holy shit that is small"

sai: "bigger than naruto's" 

sakura: "penis obessed freak one more reasons to kick him off the team"

naruto: "only because i was in water you teme!!!!"

Bacon: "dam and i thought being in jail was bad!!! you guys need to shut the hell up"



Author's Response: Noleta: yeah it kinda creeped me out also... Kierra: KINDA! I needed a whole bunch of mind soap for that one! Chouji: Can't you just forget this? Noleta: NO!

Author's Response: Noleta: yeah it kinda creeped me out also... Kierra: KINDA! I needed a whole bunch of mind soap for that one! Chouji: Can't you just forget this? Noleta: NO!


Name: Katoso_shunin (Signed) · Date: 31/12/07 - 09:32 am · For: The Invitation
Katoso: O...M..G I think i just crapped myself
Everyone: Eeeewww...
Katoso: Its an expression.. -.-
Naruto: Lies!
Katoso: Want some ramen? "lifts a packet of cup-ramen"
Naruto: Ohdeargodpleaseohlordpleaseyes!
Katoso: LIES! xD
(anyway.. apart from me being random, good freaking work hehe, plus i think kierra is sexy.. =D)

Author's Response: Noleta: Thanks for the great review!rnrnKierra: You think I'm sexy?rnrnShikamaru: *hugs Kierra* back off dude, she's mine!rnrnNoleta: You're too lazy to do anything about it Shika...rnrnShikamaru: *sigh* You're right..


Name: Redfox50 (Signed) · Date: 23/12/07 - 04:00 pm · For: Noleta's back with Holiday cheer
Paruket: The party was fun!

Shurkrow: *sarcasticly* Whoppie...

Hopeon is still making out with Neji.

Redfox is still singing christmas carols.

Everyone exept Hopeon: Merry Christmas-eve-eve!

Author's Response: Noleta: Same to you! Kierra: Don't forget Happy Hanukkah! Noleta: Hanukkah already happened!


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 23/12/07 - 02:57 pm · For: Noleta's back with Holiday cheer

Bacon: "i have to go back to jail now but my x-mass anime show is coming out tonight so stay alert"

Bengals: "yes and i will be explaining the horrable thing that happend to me"

Noleta: "shut up and go write"

Bacon: "yes mam!!!!" as they run off 



Author's Response: Noleta: I like that 'yes mam'. I should make everyone adress me like that. Lore: I would never. Noleta: I'll be nice since it's almost x-mas but after you're in for it.


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 19/12/07 - 05:41 pm · For: Finishing the last Show w/o Noleta!
don't end it and yay hopoen

Author's Response: Kierra: Don't worry that wasn't the end it was just the end of the episode we left unfinished...


Name: Redfox50 (Signed) · Date: 19/12/07 - 04:51 pm · For: Finishing the last Show w/o Noleta!
Paruket: HAH!Nejis uncouncious now!

Hopeon: This isnt good!

Paruket: Yes it is to me!I hate him.

Hopeon starts to ignore Paruket now.

Paruket: *to Kierra and Lore* Got more Neji torture!

1. make him put lit matches in his mouth.

2. Make him dress up as Ino.

3. Lets lock him in the closet with Lee.

4. We will make him eat poison ivy!

Paruket: Ok,thats it on me.

Author's Response: Kierra: Boy, Noleta will be happy you gave her TNT after missing this one... Lore: Yeah you are going to make her happy.


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 17/12/07 - 06:07 pm · For: Torture of the co-hosts and back to the real TNT or maybe next time

bengals:"hmmm need more dares"

takes out long list of dares

bengals: "no can't do that one bacon lock up in the wacko shak hmm maybe that one no shell get sued"

puts away list of dare and takes out a huge list that say dares for noleta 

bengals: "again chouji in a speedo, how about have ten ten jump out of an airplane , haha evil have narutodress in a tu tu and kiss shikamaru, how about we lanch sasugay out of a canon,and lets have neji eat a christmass tree "



Author's Response: Noleta: I'll try to get this done as soon as possible...but you see the writer's kinda sick....


Name: Redfox50 (Signed) · Date: 17/12/07 - 05:43 pm · For: The Invitation
Paruket: Ok,Kierra,you have big issues.

Hopeon: And I was the one that hopped your ok.

Redfox: Well,I hoped she was ok to.

Shurkrow: Actually,it might be funny if Kierra was digested.

Paruket slaps Shurkrow.

Shurkrow: OW!

Ginny: Why did you hit dad?

Paruket: He is being a careless person.

Ally backs away from Paruket and Shurkrow a few steps.

Keke then attacks Ally.

So does the other pups attack Ally.

Ally: Help me!

Author's Response: Noleta: I pretty much agree with you guys.... Kierra: HEY! >_<


Name: Redfox50 (Signed) · Date: 17/12/07 - 05:08 pm · For: Torture of the co-hosts and back to the real TNT or maybe next time
Hopeon: HAHA!Im so sorry Kierra,I wasnt laughing at the part where he ate you,I hope your ok.

Author's Response: Kierra: Thanks to you I am!*hugs Redfox* I LUV YOU!


Name: Redfox50 (Signed) · Date: 16/12/07 - 12:05 pm · For: I'm Gonna Make It Up 2 You! (and no this isn't a chapter saying that I am no longer gonna post this story)
Hopeon: Go Neji!

Redfox stops eating pizza.

Redfox: Well,does any of you have dares?

Paruket and Hopeon raises there hands.

Redfox: Ok,go ahead.

Hopeon: Ok,here I go.

1. Make Kirra go on a date with Choji

2. Have Kankorou draw on temaris fan with PERNAMENT MARKER!

Paruket: Thats it on you?

Hopeon: Yes...

Paruket: *whispering to Noleta* Heres mine,why im whispering is because one involves Neji torture,because I hate him!

1. Make Neji kiss Lore.

2. Make Kierra put Neji on fire.

3. Make him eat a lot of bowls of ramen,but ramen I make.

Paruket holds up a bowl of ramen full of mold,ketchup and beets.

Redfox,Hopeon and Shurkrow runs far away from the ramen.

Author's Response: Noleta: Yes! Back to my version of TNT! Lore: Why must you torture me also! Kierra: Yeah! Me to! Although setting Neji on fire will be fun...^.^ Noleta: By the way I'm going to add a new section to the show called.........Japanese Dialogue! Kierra: Kao ga warui zo! Noleta: I'LL KILL YOU! Kierra: X_X


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 15/12/07 - 06:06 pm · For: I'm Gonna Make It Up 2 You! (and no this isn't a chapter saying that I am no longer gonna post this story)

what to do what to do

lets have kiba no he was taken away lets have konkuro  destory his pupets

 lets have naruto play the panio

lets light sasuke on fire again

give kakashi a laxative

have anko tell her love for orochimaru 



Author's Response: Noleta: Very devious! Kankuro does have a soft spot for his puppets.... Kankuro: STAY AWAY FROM THEM! *hugs pupets*


Name: Redfox50 (Signed) · Date: 02/12/07 - 03:20 pm · For: May I present my Brother
Redfox: WOW!That was a great chapter!

Hopeon: No it wasnt!Noleta knocked Neji out with a frying pan!!

Redfox: Calm down Hopeon.

Hopeon grabs a steel bat and hits Noleta upside the head with it.fire is shown in her eyes.

Redfox: Great,im going to get sued.Well,me Paruket,Shurkrow and Hopeon gots dares for you.

Paruket: Ill go first.Heres my few.

1.Have Choji throw away all his chips,EVERY single bit down the toilete!

2. Make Temari and Shikamaru kiss.

Shurkrow: Ok,you said your two Paruket,its my turn now.

1. Make Shikamaru give Choji a piggy back ride.

2. Make Sasuke kiss Ino.

Redfox: I have some to.

1. Have Naruto say his true opinion about everyone,even the host.

2. Make Lee call Gai sensei a old hag.

Hopeon: *still pissed* My turn.

1. Make Gaara kiss Lee.

2. Allow Neji to do whatever he wants to do with Noleta.

Redfox: Ok,thats all of our dares. *quickly drags a mad Hopeon out of here*

Author's Response: Noleta: *rubs her head* Ouch that hurt! Lore: I agree with Hopeon though. Noleta: You're supposed to be on my side! Lore: Say your sorry! Noleta: Fine! I'm sorry! And i'll stop putting Neji in as such a destiny believing freak.....


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 02/12/07 - 03:19 pm · For: May I present my Brother

hinata is so better than naruto then again im a guy

kiba, kiba kiba you had good for too long so i dare you to take akamaru away from him

how is naruto still moving he should had a heart attack

hinata my little hinata lets smash a pie in her face

throw a bunch of firecracks at there feet 

 



Author's Response: Noleta: Answer to your question about Naruto..... Kierra: It was Kyuubi, but he couldn't heal the most important thing...Lore: Yeah that still hurts whenever he sits down.


Name: Noletas' Bro (4 reals ask her) (Anonymous) · Date: 02/12/07 - 07:44 am · For: The Invitation
Hey yo sis! Can you please let me be in the show and eat ramen infront of him....It would be funny! plz ^.^

Author's Response: Noleta: Fine, fine! This is like the 10 millionths time u've asked! Kierra: He's your brother? Noleta: Regretfully.......


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 02/12/07 - 05:21 am · For: The Invitation

see i told you about the bunny

 wake up shikamaru an give him coffe and see if he goes back to sleep

 have chouji put a speedo on

 have ten ten cut nejis hair in to a mohawk

till you need me again 

 



Author's Response: Kierra: *imagines chouji in a speedo* X_X Noleta: ...................I think you killed her.....I luv U!


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 30/11/07 - 08:40 pm · For: The Invitation

hahahhahaha i got you naruto

 okey hmmmmnmm

have temari take care of some ones baby

have shino spared with bug spray

have naruto and saskue dress  as cheerleaders and chant a song

 have kiba shave akamaru then take the hair and glue it to inos legs

 emobomb fire



Author's Response: Noleta: We already did the emobomb fire but i like the rest. Kierra: oooo...yes the rest are very good! Noleta: Did I ask for your help?


Name: Redfox50 (Signed) · Date: 25/11/07 - 06:33 pm · For: Ineidara, Kiba water and an emo bombfire!
I have I idea,I have a idea!Or two....ok,here they are.(to herself) I cant beleave they involve torturing Neji T_T.
1. Have Neji in a wedding dress,and Hinata in a tux,and like a wedding,they kiss :-3
2. Let the girls give Neji a makeover (to make it even funnier,they make him look like a girl)

Hope you like me ideas ^^

Author's Response: Noleta: ooooo...... yes I like torturing Neji! Neji: Wha? Noleta: Oh nothing!


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 24/11/07 - 08:40 pm · For: Ineidara, Kiba water and an emo bombfire!

ahhh hahahahhaha lovin it that was funny as hell wow you took my ideas one step ferther and made them so much better will heres some more dares

time to get naruto back for being an jerk have him eat 5 pounds of bacon and drink all the bacon grease 

have kakashi dress as gai and dance around

 have ten ten swim in a tube full of dead fish and forget about her

emobomb hahaha

here a myth see what happends every time itachi smiles a bunny dies

have  kankuro give gaara a hug

have gaara teddy bear rip up 



Author's Response: Noleta: Yes i believe you deserve your revenge on Naruto! Paula: Thank you i take pride in my work! Noleta: Who are you? Paula: Im the writer and also the person whos describes stuff when your not talkin! Noleta: What do you mean writer? Paula: You are just my OC and this is just a story! Noleta: I don't believe you! T-T


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 24/11/07 - 01:06 pm · For: Collars , baths and a purple Naruto!

hahahahahahahhahahahhha

have deidara dress like ino and have naruto try to guess which ones ino and every time hes worng hit him with 1000 volts of electericite

pour kibas bath water all over neji

 have chouji eat a whole bunch of anchovies and garlic and have him sing wheels on the bus

have saskue light himself on fire 



Author's Response: Noleta: Wow you seem to be chock full of dares! If only more people were like you!Kierra: I love you bacon! T-T


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 23/11/07 - 08:47 pm · For: The Invitation

have shino put on a flea coller

make kiba take a bath

have hinata beat up naruto (i really like that one ^.^) 



Author's Response: Noleta: DARES! We got DARES! Kierra: Oooooo let me see them!*reads* Do you mean kiba hasn't taken a bath! I touched HIM! EEWWWW!


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 23/11/07 - 07:08 pm · For: Welcome to Nin Truth or Dare 2 THE EXTREME!

hinata still looking for the naruto convention

hahaha it very funny and very well written (unlike mine)

 



Author's Response: Noleta: Glad you think so! Someone finally sees my genius! Kierra: Yeah right, everything was jus a fluke! Noleta: I'll SHOW YOU A FLUKE! *punds Kierra* Kierra: x_x


Name: NarutoX$$$ (Anonymous) · Date: 23/11/07 - 07:31 am · For: The Invitation
This is hilarious. Okay I have a few dares

I dare Naruto and Sasuke to switch clothing for one whole show.

I dare Kankouro and Gaara to have a brother moment + a hug

I dare Ino Sakura and Orochimaru to cut off all their hair you know tille their bald!

Hope to see my dares in the next show.

Author's Response: Noleta: Congratualations YOU ARE THE 1 PERSON TO SEND IN DARES!rnManager: Thank God! We were about to have to use those lame dares the writers gave us!rnWriters: WHAT!>_< You better treat us better or we'll quit!rnNoleta: Go ahead......You're all just nerds living in their mothers basement *yawn* I'm bored here. I'm gonna go torture Kierra.rnKierra: NO!T_T


Name: Redfox50 (Signed) · Date: 21/11/07 - 04:05 pm · For: Co-host!
Haha!This is funny.Cant wait to see who will be the co host of the story ^_^

Author's Response: T_T I can't wait either! People read it but don't review... It makes me sad.


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