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Name: kuramasgurl018 (Signed) · Date: 21/07/08 - 01:58 pm · For: Uma Thurman, Veggies
I have a couple of dares for you.

Dares:

Lee: you have to go on a date with either K-gurl or Kierra.

Neji: you have to act like Lee for the rest of the chapter.

We put you in our story so take a look at the last chapter when you can.


Name: Redfox50 (Signed) · Date: 20/07/08 - 08:50 pm · For: The Invitation
Hah!Neji got a bowl cut!!! XD


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 19/07/08 - 10:47 pm · For: The Invitation
oh you can always you use my characters how ever you want

Author's Response: duh....I know!


Name: kuramasgurl018 (Signed) · Date: 19/07/08 - 08:09 pm · For: Uma Thurman, Veggies
You didn't give me much screen time but who cares. Thanks for having me on the show. I can't think of any dares right now but if I think of some good ones then I'll let you know.


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 19/07/08 - 07:30 pm · For: The Invitation
Bengals: " i've got a dare lets have zetsu eat bacon" (*hint hint* the character)

Bacon: " y all he eats is meat"

Joey: "don't worry about being sued my uncles a lawyer"

Author's Response: Noleta: Ha ha, I wonder how we'll get him out afterword...


Name: Noleta (Signed) · Date: 19/07/08 - 07:17 pm · For: Uma Thurman, Veggies
OMG My computer doesn't make yen signs TTTTTTT___TTTTTTT


Name: kuramasgurl018 (Signed) · Date: 12/07/08 - 04:15 pm · For: The Invitation
Can I be a co-host? I would like to be known as K-gurl. I'm a great fighter, and I am willing to help anyone who needs it except for the bad guys. Lee is my favorite guy character. I love to train but know my limits.

I also have a dare for Naruto.

Kiss Hinata for one minute or until they need air whichever comes first.

Hope you update soon.


Name: xXxTiNkxXx (Signed) · Date: 01/07/08 - 06:17 pm · For: Special Episode: Ramen Rehab
hahaha this is some funny stuff. keep up the good writing. b.t.w. tanx for the review =3


Name: KonohasGreenFlash (Signed) · Date: 30/06/08 - 10:41 am · For: Special Episode: Ramen Rehab
HA-HA-HA!!!! i loves this! keep it up! oh btw, i have a few things for people to do!
1. Itachi and Sasuke must have a brother moment
2. Naruto must destroy the ramen stand in Konoha
3. Neji must get a BOWL CUT!!!!
4. Sasori must destroy his puppets
5. Minato (if he is in this) must dress up like Darth Vader, Naruto as Luke Skywalker, and set up a scene like in The Empire Strikes Back (so yes Naruto will get his hand cut off)
6. Kakashi must take off mask, then be thrown in a pit a fangirls
7.(last one!) take away ALL of Garaa's sand, put him in a room with with no sand or escape, with a drunk 5-gates Rock Lee!


Name: Kamisori (Signed) · Date: 19/06/08 - 04:47 pm · For: Special Episode: Ramen Rehab
lol! This is funny stuff! Can I give Zetsu a dare? The dare is for Zetsu to eat a bowl of salad.
That might be hard for him, considering [A] he's part plant and [B] he's eats humans....


Name: Thirteen (Signed) · Date: 19/06/08 - 10:56 am · For: Revenge, TNT, Dancing and Teddybears
It would have been funny if they did kiss


Name: Thirteen (Signed) · Date: 19/06/08 - 10:35 am · For: Collars , baths and a purple Naruto!
Poor Naruto


Name: Miki Everless (Signed) · Date: 13/06/08 - 09:07 pm · For: Complete and total dominatin of TNT! MUA-HA-HA!
'because i'm fate!'

'NOOOOOO!'
lol this is good

Author's Response: I thought of that joke while I was thinking of what the full names of my characters should be...


Name: Redfox50 (Signed) · Date: 13/06/08 - 07:26 pm · For: Complete and total dominatin of TNT! MUA-HA-HA!

Author: Hahahahaha!

Yuna: Wow,Noleta's smoothie's are poisoned.

Hopeon: *with nose plugs on* She puts laxatives in her smoothie's if you forgot.Now I have to go change Neji.

Neji: Why the hell does she even put laxatives in them?

Me: FOR EXTRA FLAVOR!!!

Redfox: You need to learn to shut up J...

Me: SIT REDFOX!!!

Nonething happens.

Author: Damn it,why does that necklace thing from InuYasha on Redfox dount work for me!

Redfox: Hah!

Hopeon: Sit!

Redfox falls flat on her face.

Author: Ok,a few dares. 

For Neji (Again)

1. Make him eat his own leg

2. Make him kiss Gaara

3. Make him eat a whole case of laxatives

Author: I still wish to see Neji turn into a bird to if thats ok. 



Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 13/06/08 - 07:12 pm · For: The Invitation
Bengals : " haha Neji came out of the closet!!!!"

Bacon: "shut up and get back to work were almost finshed!!!"


Name: Redfox50 (Signed) · Date: 06/06/08 - 09:33 pm · For: Emo Cannon + Bombfire = Suicide? , Butts are indeed for pooping and Nejis Hero

Redfox: Why the hell are you asking me??

Author: SHe means me for help.Now get lost! *throws Redfox out the window*

OCS: O_O

Author: DIE!!! *gets out chainsaw,all OCs exept Hopeon runs*

Hopeon: You dount even know how to use those things.

Author: Sadly,your right,but oh well!!! *turns chainsaw on fully,but Hopeon just throws a kunai at the chainsaw and it explodes,she leaves* ...ow...

Author: Oh,you need help...lets see what kind of dares I got.

For Neji

1. Have him kill Ino.

2. Have him sing the barnie theme song in the Hyuuga house with a barney costume on.

3. Have him drink some of Noleta's famouse smoothies.

4. Shoot him out of a canion like Sasuke,but at 1000 knives glued onto the wall.

5. Turn him into a bird in the end

For Ino (Who I hate with all my heart)

1. Have her make out with a pig.

2. Make her go out with Gai sensei on a date. 

For Sakura

1. Make her go on a date with Naruto.

For Gaara

1. Make him stab himself. 

Author: And if you need help,you can use any of my OCS. 



Author's Response: Noleta: Hurray!!!! My fave person to get dares from....I'm gonna tell you a secret..the authoris gonna add art!


Name: darkxratha (Signed) · Date: 05/06/08 - 02:30 pm · For: The Invitation
OMG, I just thought of some really retarded dares! For T.N.T. Make Neji dye his hair pink and put him in a pink frilly dress. Then lock him in a room with a drunk lee. xp

And When you say 2 The Extreme, you should put the wrong them song, you should put the them song to uh... Spongebob! Lol.

And then... make Gaara bish slap Kankuro with a female dog! xp I'm sorry but I'm high off caffiene! xp

Author's Response: Me: I understand the feeling....


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 03/06/08 - 08:28 pm · For: The Invitation
Bacon: Raises his hand in paula room of slaves.. no writers "umm i have an idea but you have to feed me to find out?"

Paula: "never!!!!!!! and i don't pay you enough Get back to work" cracking a whip over his

Bacon: "but we haven't eaten in three days and you don't pay us you force us to work"

Paula: "you shouldn't have had joey sell your souls to me *evil laugh*" bacon sits down and bengals starts copying off of bacon paper

Bengals" i got it master Paula, why don't we shave ino head and then take pictures and put it on internet. oh and lets destory konkurows puppets by lighting one on fire and throwing one off the top of the building, for TnT lets cover him in honey and have bees and bears attack him."

Author's Response: Noleta: *sweatdrop* I don't rmember making you my slave.....but thanks for the dares...I guess.


Name: darkxratha (Signed) · Date: 03/06/08 - 06:12 pm · For: Emo Cannon + Bombfire = Suicide? , Butts are indeed for pooping and Nejis Hero
Lol. I'd like to point out a few things. I'm a girl! xp And I don't think any of those are harsh! Lol. xp But it's a hella good chapter. XD

Author's Response: Noleta: 0)(0 Um...It's all Itachi's fault!!!!!!


Name: darkxratha (Signed) · Date: 02/06/08 - 08:28 pm · For: Butts, Kakashi's Mask andTenTens Recovery! or not...
Can I be a co-host for 1 or 2 shows? xp I never new DQ had such a dark past!
Sentori: Dark?
Me: Ah, well I didn't read that part. xp

Author's Response: Noleta: Sure why not.... Kierra: Hurray, welcome to the team temporary member!


Name: darkxratha (Signed) · Date: 02/06/08 - 07:40 pm · For: The Invitation
i wanna go to the cloud convention!


Name: sora_hatte (Signed) · Date: 02/06/08 - 03:29 pm · For: The Invitation
Hmmm..... i think i've seen this on quizilla *wink wink* lol

Author's Response: Noleta: This is 100% original even though there are a million truth or Dares... Kierra: You know, we don't actually sond that original.. Noleta: Shut UP!


Name: Miki Everless (Signed) · Date: 02/06/08 - 05:42 am · For: Butts, Kakashi's Mask andTenTens Recovery! or not...
XDDD LMFAO haha the mistletoe thing was cool. 'another failed suicide attempt' X3 love the story

-lynn;; i

Author's Response: Noleta: Hurray! New fans!!!!! Kierra: Not that we don't love our old ones... Noleta: But look, they're all shiny and new!!!!!


Name: i like bacon (Signed) · Date: 01/06/08 - 11:18 am · For: The Invitation
Bengals: "yay she back she back but doesn't that mean..." hits in the head with a frying pan.

Bacon: "finally a reason to write joey stop moping and get writing" cracks a whip over joeys head as he leans over his desk.

Joey: "i'm going im going"

Paco: "Yeah write*evil laugh*"

Bacon: "um yeah paco go get me lunch"

Author's Response: Noleta: I'm so glad I can help you write.... Kierra: We didn't know we were such an inspiration...


Name: embLeKNNH (Anonymous) · Date: 18/03/08 - 05:54 pm · For: The Invitation
Nice site!


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