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Finding Sandra Faye by sephirothsslave

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The hats are popping,
Towards pearl white lace
To see the marvelous look
On that angelic face

The groom comes out dancing'
With happiness galore,
The Best men there are,
and the Bridesmaids are whores

But it doesn't matter,
For it is more than you see,
That the soon to be wed,
are Happy as can be.

The justice of the peace is singing
While chorus is breaking free
And they are getting what they deserve,
With that awful hefty fee.

An old time movie,
The process is now legal
With the movement of the dancers
It's time to make this wedding regal

We'll put it in the papers
Have a story on t.v
With the gentlest guest
Showing a "true" reality

A handsome prince,
In the whitest carriage,
Gliding up the steepest hill
For the most expensive marriage

The trinkets strike high
The Bride strikes a pose
The Flower carries
That one gentle rose

It will be glorious
The wedding filled with glee
To bad it won't be truthful
It's not what it seems.

Not another forced marriage
Between the opposite sex
The girl is named Linda,
The mans name is Rex

What a smiley, colourful man
Just as "happy" as can be
If he doesn't come out soon,
What could set him free?

And man that girl,
Before she was mighty butch,
What could send that girl out of her walk in closet,
Just a simple push?

Married with two children?
Man that is one Clay Aiken,
I'm sorry to say boys,
But this man is "taken"

The family falls apart
and parents get what they take
Because now they are following their hearts,
There is no heartbreak

One is following women
The other following men
Staying true to themselves
And doing what should have been.

And that's The End. : D
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