me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara
iruka:...... *zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
me: *giggles* aww he wore himself out
iruka: no i didn't u sexy thing
kakashi: sexy thing?
me: yep my nickname
kakashi: i see
sasuke: i can't believe u have a nickname. naruto never gave me a nickname
me: well on to the guests. they are kankurou and gaara
iruka: why are u all in mine and tara's bedroom?
me: huh?
iruka: u heard me get out!! *zzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
me: ok iruka is extremely tired and has a hangover. the first review comes from I_love_kankurou
it reads:
kankurou yes i will maery u
kankurou: yay!!!!!!!!!
me: so sweet. the next review comes from frosty
it reads:
looking at Gaara* Of course I’ll marry you! *Huggles Gaara then kisses him happily, slipping on her new ring*
We have to get married fast, kay? DON’T ASK WHY! Hidan can marry us because he’s super-high ranking in Jashanism, and I want Shadow, Tara, and Keiko to be my bridesmaids. Kima is my maid of honor, and Steve will be out best man. Kimmimaru can give me away, Akamaru will be the ring bearer, and Stupid + kittens will be the flower cats. The witnesses are Ino, Temari, Shika, and Kiba. The weddings is next week, by the way. Now, if you’ll excuse me… *pulls out kunai* ITACHI! I SAID I WAS RESERVING THE NAME NITA! I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE PREGNANT, YOU CAN’T STEAL MY NAME! *starts chasing after Itachi*
Neko (Oc): Wow. She’s temperamental today…
Misa (Other Oc): It’s hormones.
Neko: Hormones? Oh. It’s THAT time of month.
Misa: No. She’s late…
Neko: 0.0 … so… that means…
Misa: *nods*
Neko: O.O
(You really have started a plague. Or Itachi did, by getting pregnant and thus getting the idea of children on our minds, which makes us think of marriage…)
itachi: no don't kill me. it's a boy!!!!!!!! *runs*
gaara: *faints*
me: yay i'm another bridesmaid. gaara are u ok?
gaara: i think so
kakashi: no don't kill my lover!!!!!!!!! *runs after frosty and itachi*
me: *sigh* omg itachi started this plague
iruka: i want babbies!!!!!!!!!
me: go to the bedroom!!!!!11
iruka: fine! *walks toward bedroom*
sasuke: here drink this *hands cup over*
me: ok. *drinks all in cup* wait wat was it?
sasuke: our water
me: omg that means that i'm.............
sasuke: yep
me: i hate u sometimes
sasuke: i know
me: *sigh* but the good news everyone is getting married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iruka: tara bedroom now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: hang on!!!!!!!!!
*all of iruka's clothes come flying out*
me: *picks them up* *sigh* well all i have to go. my clock is ticking and thanks for all the reviews. i'm comming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iruka: there u are. wait wat are u doing? *completly sober now*
me: u are giving me babbies. now get to it!!!!!!!!
sasuke: well that's all for now. naruto where are u? *leaves to find naruto*
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