iruka: tara
me: what?
iruka: u have a show to do
me: i do?
iruka: yeah
me: ok. hi i'm tara welcome to a naruto talk show. our guests are naruto, sasuke, kakashi, iruka, kisame, deidara, and hidan.
kakashi: hi iruka
me: stay away from my iruka-kun!!!!!!!!!!! besides ur going to have a baby with itachi!!!!!!!!!
itachi: yeah!!!!!!!!!
iruka: tara, kakashi can't u two get along?
me and kakashi: no!!!!!!
me: anyway this comes from shadowdragon
it reads:
HI! ME AGAIN!
Naruto & Sasuke- what i want to know is....um....how should i put this...well, it is really going to hurt having a baby through a straw...just saying...
Iruka-do you own a convertable?
kisame-you are a fish, so deal with it! i have even prepared a chart to prove it!
kisame=shark
shark=fish
so....
kisame=fish!
also, 2+2=fish..... i know, i amaze myself sometimes i am so smart!
Kakashi-what is inside your book? i know that it is a bunny's guid to takeing over the world! just admit it alredy!
hidan- if you had a choice between me and jashin, who would you pick?
dei-kun- if you had a choice between me and bombs, who or what would you pick?
naruto and sasuke: yeah it's going to hurt but they have good drugs for that
me: they do?
naruto: yep
me: i'll keep that in mind
iruka: yes i do. how did u find out?
me: u do and u never took me for a ride in it!!!!!!!!!!
iruka: i'm
me: *growls*
kakashi: *sigh* yes that is what its in my book
me: no it's not!!!!! it's pictures of naked guys!!!!!!!
kakashi: so?
me: where can i get one?
kakashi: ur not going to kill me?
me: nope u can be yaoi buddies with me, frosty and temari
kakashi: ok sounds good
kisame: i'm a shark? no!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off*
*me and kakashi reading book*
hidan: i'd choose uhhh........
deidara: i'd choose uhh......... u!!!!!!!!!
hidan: i'd choose u!!!!!!
me: that's so sweet. kakashi what are u and itachi going to name the baby?
kakashi and itachi: i don't know
me: ok
*me and kakashi reading book*
iruka: more pervs ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
me and kakashi: yaoi fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: well thanks for the reviews. remember to keep them comming. bye all
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