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A Naruto Talk Show by Sakuras_Assian

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me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara.
iruka: tara please take the cloak off
me: no
iruka: i'm begging u. *begs on knees*
itachi: give it up already she wont remove it. i've done tried
me: shut up!!! on to our guests. we have kisame, itachi, and sasuke.
sasuke: why me again?
me: u and itachi are popular
sasuke: i don't want to be popular
me: where's naruto?
sasuke: i don't know
kisame: hi all. fish are friends not food
me: i hate fish!!!!!!
iruka: calm down
me: fine *sigh*
kisame: why does tara have ur cloak on?
itachi: i loaned it to her and she won't give it back
me: u'll never get it back!!! anyway on to the review. this comes from patsuki21
it reads:
one. ding dong the witch is dead the witch is dead

kisame do you like the song blue

itachi why did you really kill your family and dont tell us that "i wanted to test my strenght" shit

sasgay dont be a whiny bitch about the answer
me: yay sakura is dead!!!!
kisame: no i don't like the song blue. it makes me all depressed.
itachi: well sasuke videotaped me singing and dancing to oops i did it again. Then he sent it to the whole entire clan. i was going to kill sasuke too..
sasuke: u were? itachi i'll kill....
itachi: but i had to use the restroom and when i came back he was gone
me: u like that song???!!! take ur cloak back!!!!
itachi: she's a good singer
me: she sucks at singing.
itachi:*cries*
sasuke: i can't believe my own brother was going to kill me
me: i can
sasuke: *cries*
iruka and kisame: that was mean
me: at least they have something common. that's all we have for today. thanks for the reviews
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