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A Naruto Talk Show by Sakuras_Assian

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me: hi welcome back to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara. Itachi close that window i'm cold!!!!!!!!!!!!
itachi: here take me akatsuki cloak *hands cloak*
me: ok. hey this is warm. it smells like u
itachi: i know
iruka:...............
me: ur not getting this back. on to the guests
kankurou, temari, gaara, sakura, sasuke and *shudder* orochimaru.
temari: hi again
gaara: why am i here?
kankurou: hello baby
iruka and itachi: she's mine!!!! *glares at each other*
sasuke: not me again
sakura: hi sasuke
orochimaru: hi sasuke-kun
me: AHHHHHHHHH I NEED MY IRUKA-KUN!!!!!!
iruka: here i am
me:*sits on iruka's lap* these questions come from I_Love_kankuro
it reads:
sand siblings: how do you three get along, and Kankuro do you have a girl friend, and sasuke do you like ochumaru, sakura you and sasuke will never go out never ever
gaara: well we don't really get along
kankurou: no not really
temari: i usually knock them out with my fan
kankurou: no i don't have a g/f
orochimaru: sasuke-kun u do like me don't u?
naruto: stay away from my sasuke!!!!!!!!!!
me: dont let orochimaru come near me!!!!!!!!!!!!
sasuke: no i don't like him
sakura: sasuke ur gay?
me and everyone else: yep!!!!!
sakura: *cries*
me: get over it *throws sakura and orochimaru out*
great now i have to go disinfect myself. so that's all the time we have. bye all.
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