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Naruto Talk Show by runescap21

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Chapter notes: Disclaimer: No naruto characters were harmed in the making of this fanfiction and all characters belong to masashi kishimoto.
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LAST TIME ON NARUTO TALK SHOW...

Gaara hugged his sister and brother, Temari and Kankuro, and said I Love you big brother and big sister!
And Chouji had ran away like a little girl after he was told to eat shino and all of this bugs. Shino had said that he was gonna kill him if he came any closer.

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Runescap21: Hey everybody! Life treatin ya good? This is your host, Runescap21!

Naruto: Yo

Sasuke: Hey

Sakura: Hello!

Hinata: H-hi

Kiba and Akamaru: What's up? ; Bark Bark!

Shino: ...

Shikamaru: *Yawn* Troublesome

Ino: Hi!!!!

Chouji: Where are the free refreshments?

Neji: Fate lead us to meet...

Tenten: Hi everyone!

Rock Lee: Hello!!

Gaara: ...Hey...

Temari: Hello

Kankuro: Whats happenin?

Runescap21: Anyway, Chouji, after you ran away from the studio, how do you feel now?

Chouji: AHHH! SHINO!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Shino:...

Chouji: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *starts crying like a little girl*

Runescap21: Chouji, Chouji, get it together!

Chouji: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Runescap21: FAT ASS GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chouji: *Sniff sniff* what did you say

Runescap21: You heard me fat ass!

Chouji: PREPARE TO DIE! THE HUMAN BOULD-

Runescap21: Say hello to Dr. Salvador. He is from Resident Evil 4. He loves chainsaws and if you get caught by him, you...are...decapitated bitch! Now shut the hell up and be a good little Chouji!

Chouji: fine...

Runescap21: Now, lets continue. Ok here i have a letter from Kera. It says: I think Gaara should dance.

Gaara: there's no way im doing that!

Runescap21: Either that or ur gonna meet Dr. Salvador's shiny chainsaw.

Gaara: *intimidated* I call dance.

Runescap21: Excellent...now, ur gonna dance while singing the chorus of Barbie Girl...

Naruto: HAHAHAHA!

Hinata: Barbie girl?

Tenten: Oh my god i gotta see this!

Gaara: *does the dance from akamaru hampster dance (newgrounds.com)*
Im a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life is plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Shino: 0.0

Kankuro: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! OH MY GOD!!! HAHAHAHAHA! MAN I GOTTA SEE THAT AGAIN!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Temari: *Screams*

Runescap21: Ok Temari you can like stop screaming right now!

Temari: *screams*

Runescap21: Get the damn chainsaw Dr. Salvador

Temari: *extremely scared* O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-kay

Runescap21: Keep sending in these dares people!
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