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The Dating Game- Konoha by sasuke kun

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Chapter notes: SASUXSAKU
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...
SAKURA: MY FIRST DATE WITH SASUKE! *squeal*
SASUKE: WHY AM I DOING THIS AGAIN?
ROBOT: CUM CUM PARADISE... I'VE ALREADY DONE NARUXSAKU! HEE HEE HEE...
SASUKE: OH SHIT...
SAKURA: UM... QUESTION. IF YOU WERE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH ME 4 EVER... WOULD YOU?
A: FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME REPEATEDLY!
B: GO EMO BASTARD... OR
C: KILL YOUR SELF.... ALSO
D: ALL OF THE ABOVE!
SASUKE: D...
SAKURA: O_O ... SASUKE WANTS TO FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ WOOT!!!!!!
SASUKE: I'D HAVE TO PUT A PAPER BAG OVER YOUR HEAD AND CUT OFF YOUR HAIR FIRST THOUGH...
SAKURA: WHY!?! O_O
SASUKE: HMMMMM... CAUSE YOUR FUCKING UGLY AS SHIT!!!!!!!! ... THAT'S ALL...
SAKURA: OKAY!!! WOOT!!!!!!!
SASUKE: OKAAYY... UM... QUESTION:
DID YOU MASTURBATE OFF OF THE CUM CUM PARADISE FROM EPISODE 1?
DON'T LIE TO ME! SHARINGAN!!!!!

INSIDE SAKURA'S HEAD* OF COURSE I DID! NARUTO'S SO HOT! OOH HE'S A HOT BEEFCAKE! HEY WHY'S SASUKE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?... HI SASUKE!!!!!!!!*

SAKURA: NO!
SASUKE: *snort* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAKURA: WHAT?
SASUKE: YES YOU DID!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
SAKURA: W-W-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
SASUKE: HAHA I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY! HAHAHAHA!!!
ROBOT: HAHA THAT PINK BITCH! HAHAHA
sasuke kun: yes i did it sasuXsaku sakura is a pink bitch! haha... R&R 4 the next couple!
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