Previously...
I traded Naruto for Orochimaru, who then used his re-animation jutsu to bring back Yondiame and Obito, with Ino and Sakura as his sacrfces.
Oni's still mad at Gaara and Sasuke. And Kankuro still has to pee.
Kendra: *singing along with the radio* Who the fuck you talkin' to? Not me. Couldn't be me. Naaaw, not me.
Oni: *holding her head*
Kakashi: *reading his book*
Gaara: *glaring at Sasuke*
Sasuke: *glaring at Gaara*
Jess: *on walkie-talkie* Hey Hooker Bear. This is Baby Bear. You in? Over.
Kendra: *on walkie talkie* This is hooker bear, please hold and talk to Kakashi.
Jess: *on walkie talkie* Why are you swerving? Over. Oh and why did you not say over? Over.
Kendra: *muffled talking*
Kaitlin: *on walkie talkie* Uh... was that english, over.
Jess: *on walkie talkie* No I don't think that was english momma bear. Kendra what the fuck are you doing?
Oni: *on stolen walkie talkie* Get me the hell out of this car!
Jess: Oni, what's going on? I can't see Kendra's head anymore.
Kaitlin: Jess, think about her code name for a second.
Jess: Oh My God.
Five minutes later...
*Everyone on the side of the road*
Kendra & Kakashi: *laughing their asses off*
Jess, Oni & Sasuke: *glaring at them*
Gaara: That was great!
Kaitlin: That was the best thing I've ever seen!
Jess & Oni: THAT WAS HORRIBLE!
Kendra: That was a good one and you know it.
Jess: I could kill you right now.
Kendra: But you wont cause you love me.
Sai: *holding a very pissed off Jess*
Sasuke: I want a different car.
Kaitlin: Pussy
Kakashi: Oh come on Sasuke we were just joking.
Sasuke: I don't care!
Oni: I also want another car and so does Gaara.
Gaara: I do?
Oni: Yes you do! *death glare*
Gaara: Fair enough.
Kaitlin: Well then can we switch for the last time now?!
After debating for a few minutes, we ended up with a switch that everyone could agree on. I traded Kendra Orochimaru for Sasuke. I can put with with the emo for the last hour of the trip. But she ended up trading him for Kankuro. Gaara and Oni traded places with Rachael and Itachi. Everyone's happy for now. Except for one fact that I had forgot to mention, our friend Tracie left before us and is somewhere on the road we're on. Maybe one of us should call her? Meh. Maybe later.
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Hey, guess what? I HAD SUGAR AGAIN! AND PIZZA! So there might be a few odd moments and a few more chapters added to this trip. YAY!!!